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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001)
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TOP TEN BITCHEZZZ IN SEATTLE by grandpa 24   04/13 01:45pm
ISIOLO TEXAS FUN SITE---- www.isiolotexas.com- r u ready 2 crack??? 12   04/12 10:29am
Waxan ubukaa wiil somaliyed oo dacad ah 19   04/10 10:20pm
I NEVER HAD SEX AND I'M ABOUT TO HAVE PLZ HELP 30   04/10 09:40pm
@TOP FIVE HOES IN WOOLWICH (and their numbers)@ 39   04/10 09:46am
Dr......... L...O....V...E ........... 38   04/10 06:04am
I am in love with a guy who works in albarakat in northampton.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ 63   04/10 04:26am
The MilkMan! On Heat........Joke.® 3   04/10 03:31am
THE GAY BAR........JOKE.......PLEASE READ 5   04/10 03:25am
I'M INLOVE WITH MY MOM WHAT SHOULD I DO :( 37   04/09 08:13pm
ONLY 4 14-26yrs olds 'Who would go back 2 somalia?' 30   04/09 04:59pm
Somalian LILL KIM 44   04/09 04:57pm
! AFRICAN COMIC STRIP....:):):):) A MUST SEE. 14   04/09 02:39pm
What do you guys really want form your Girlfriends 14   04/09 04:27am
Hey hey hey....gabdhaha soomaalida beenta maad iska daysaan 5   04/08 08:59pm
**WOOLWICH** **WOOLWICH** **WOOLWICH** 23   04/07 05:22am
Afka ingriisiga runtii kuma qoslo marka fadlan hadaad sheekooyin soo qoraysaan ku soo qora afkiina 8   04/06 12:33pm
Who's The Ugliest Brother In london Ladies 6   04/05 11:08am
Golflinks(ealing estate, Southall & wemble) places to be 3   04/05 12:10am
WHY R ALL SOMALIAN NIGGAZZ "UGLY" ????????????? 16   04/04 11:30am
PIMp has been promoted.........read on............. 10   04/04 11:16am
THE PERFECT POEM 4 SOMALIAN GUYS!!(TRUST ME) 13   04/04 06:26am
*** WHO IS DA MOST FINEST SOMALI BROTHA IN LONDON*** 35   04/03 11:09am
Moppen-erg-grappig-lezen 10   04/02 06:21am
BEST JOKE SO FAR.............:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) 7   03/31 03:38pm
THE BEST JOKE OF THE MONTH ....RATED 'R :):):):):):):):):):):):) 20   03/30 02:24pm
Physics is getting married 11   03/30 11:45am
Somalian Basket boll team for girls in the uk////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 5   03/30 05:40am
WHO IS THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN NEW YORK 13   03/30 01:54am
//////////THIS GOES OUT 2 ALL FROM LONDON//////// [][][] 6   03/29 10:58pm
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FREESTYLE 7   03/29 01:39am
WHO ARE THE FINNEST GUYS IN SAN DIEGO? COME ON GIRL!!! 5   03/28 05:38pm
WHO'S THE BEST HOOPERS____IN SEATTLE !!! ? 9   03/27 04:11pm
WONDERING............... 11   03/27 03:11pm
KOBE BRYANT VS VINCE CARTER 22   03/27 06:11am
Qiso dhab ah ee ka dhacday "holand" 13   03/24 04:27pm
TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) 44   03/23 12:41pm
CRACKED THE MENUE>>>>>must see joke:):):) 5   03/23 12:25pm
REER MUDU GACAN UTAAG 2   03/23 04:10am
Is Oral sex allowed according to Islam? 15   03/22 07:22pm
CARDIFF GIRLZ AND LONDON GIRLZ READ THIS PLZ 7   03/22 01:00pm
WAS ANYONE AT THE EID PARTY AT CAMEOS, LONDON WESTWEND 15   03/22 12:48pm
Hal xiraale????????????????????????????????????? 12   03/22 09:35am
Who can hammer a pussy for 5 hours 8   03/22 03:30am
I'm still in love with my X 25   03/21 01:12pm
I really need some advice from bros.& sis 11   03/21 12:09pm
THE BEST LOOKING GIRL IN SHEFFIELD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5   03/21 04:42am
Jaceel 3   03/21 04:25am
Vote !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4   03/21 03:10am
HAMZA IS SAYING R U THE HODAN I KNOW...079449713....lol from west london. 10   03/20 01:24pm
FUNNY BLACK VS WHITE POEM *****MUST READ***** 18   03/20 12:15pm
CAN U READY PUNK (only SPORTS players) DO NOT ENTER IF U CAN'T HANDLE THE BALL OR THE HEAT DEE 2   03/20 10:03am
Would He KnoW? Plz people advice me!.. 15   03/20 09:48am
Sex & Somali girls 49   03/20 03:16am
ODEY CABDULLE IYO SHEEKOOYINKIISII XIISAHA LAHAA 6   03/19 10:53am
What am I ?.............Joke.® 4   03/19 10:03am
Natural High's..........§ky Hi' 3   03/18 11:37pm
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SOMALIAN GUYS NOT UNDERSTANDING THE SISTERS OUT THERE. 3   03/18 08:48am
What is it with somaligrils that dont want sex with there husbands 3   03/17 01:49am
The Seattle Essues!!! 6   03/16 12:56pm
Pick up line/Great come backs....read on.....Mursal 12   03/16 06:34am
What a Memory........Joke.® 11   03/15 09:57am
Flight 13 #2 :):):) 26   03/15 09:45am
Joke=======by --USC---#2=====:( 2   03/15 12:15am
sheffield peeps come here ya heard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2   03/15 12:11am
To all the Somali Kings out there much love and respect: by k 7   03/14 02:00pm
Somali women can't dance 14   03/14 12:45pm
I am in love , and I don't know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15   03/14 10:11am
OLD MAN AND A LITTLE LADY 4   03/14 10:04am
I'm looking 4 a girlfriend 4 my future....... 7   03/14 06:16am
When a Man loves A Woman.......part 1 11   03/14 02:55am
JUST F":OR THE LADIES..... 7   03/14 12:18am
OHHH MY GOD---WE APANDONED OUR RELIGION 9   03/13 12:14pm
I DONT KNOW WHY THEY CALL THIS A JOKE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!11 1   03/13 11:26am
REAL LAUGH ??????////// 3   03/13 10:29am
?????****WHO DO YOU LIKE/HATE FROM WOOLWICH AND WHY????******* 9   03/13 10:08am
WHO's WITH ME!! 1   03/13 04:02am
Joke=======by --USC-- 3   03/13 12:25am
Ooooo waxaan ku waydiinayaa kondomkana miyaad ku orodaa 1   03/13 12:13am
Friday Laughs 5   03/12 11:27pm
Joke section by Mursal 7   03/12 11:00pm
0001 waxaan u bukaa gabar soomaali ah dhabtiina way iga tahay 1   03/12 09:52pm
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2   03/12 02:21pm
TO MY SISTERS 9   03/12 01:27pm
Mursal's Joke Section 2   03/12 12:37pm
Another one by the joker 1   03/12 10:22am
SEX by DEFINITION 2   03/12 07:08am
Quick Question 4 all my SISTAS 2   03/12 07:03am
Macalinkii Carabka La, aa...... (Real Joke) 7   03/12 03:40am
SOMALI JOKES THAT I FOUND IN THE NET 1   03/12 02:50am
CeeeeL-BuuuuR Part, 1 24   03/11 11:24pm
QUICK QUIZ ............... CHECK IT OUT 4   03/11 10:19pm
**********ALL ENGLAND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TALKING LIKE ENGLISH PEOPLE ******* 8   03/11 12:06pm
WHO TO LOVE.....THAT ONE OR THE OTHER 4   03/11 12:00pm
CAMAL lOVIN' OOPS!! 2   03/11 10:52am
Muxuu u kala celiyaa 1   03/11 10:43am
BIRACIAL SOMALIANS 37   03/11 10:12am
SOMALIANMAN WHO DRINK PEOPLES MILK IN ENGLAND 1   03/11 09:21am
Why is it MPLS people are mostly flight-13 fuckk-headz??????" 3   03/11 06:57am
OH NO SEX 7   03/11 06:41am
Email Sex Jokes 4   03/11 06:28am
FUNNY SOMALI REF JOKE ******MUST READ***** FO SHO********************** 3   03/10 10:27pm
OHHH MY GOD---WE APANDONED OUR RELIGION 1   03/10 08:33pm
Marriage Humor****************part # 1******************Boss 6   03/10 04:53pm
SAMATAR WAS THE MAN AND IT WAS MY LUCKY NIGHT READ IT 3   03/10 02:18pm
WUZ UP WITH OUR SOMALIAN GUYS IN THE U.S. MY SISTERS!!!!! 1   03/10 12:28pm
@@@@@@@@@@@@@WHO ARE THE BEST LOOKING OR CUTE OR HOT LOOKING GUYS/GIRLS IN ATL@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 2   03/10 09:29am
Codsi-codsi 3   03/10 06:00am
FOR THE GUYS, NEED HELP WITH YOUR PICK UP LINE??? 8   03/10 05:08am
The Italian Man.......Joke........PLEASE READ! 5   03/10 02:13am
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST $HIT ON EARTH. 15   03/10 12:28am
Mr.SHRINK ...................>need advice or anything else..look into my room 8   03/09 03:19pm
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2   03/09 01:51pm
PLAYER HATERS!! 4   03/09 12:32pm
IS THERE A LIMIT FOR LOVE? 3   03/09 10:34am
@@ WOULD YOU LIKE TO UPGRADE YOUR MAN!! :) 1   03/09 10:34am
!!!!!!!GUYS WHAT KIND OF GIRL ROCKS YOUR WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! 4   03/09 09:50am
STRICTLY 4 OVER 18s 7   03/09 09:16am
MUUFO LAA'AAN BAA NAGU SOO FOODSAARTEY CARIGA UK 5   03/09 06:09am
GABAR AAN SIDII DAMEER LUG LA UGU NIIKIYO AYAAN DOONAYAA EE MIYAAN HELAYAA??? 6   03/09 03:44am
LOVE EXPERT 32   03/09 03:04am
TRUE STORY ...............This some Funny SH*T 7   03/08 11:46pm
Ceelbuuuuuuuuuuur=========Part 4============ 6   03/08 10:30pm
Bariiskii 1   03/08 08:38pm
WHERE IS DA BIGGEST AND BADDEST PARTY IN LONDON ON EID YALL 11   03/08 01:33pm
Bull Fighting.......Joke.® 2   03/08 10:44am
GRAMMY AWARDS OF SOMALINET FOR THE BEST JOKER 4   03/08 10:04am
Golflinks Jokes 2   03/08 06:50am
Little Johny's joke***part ***** by Boss 4   03/08 05:21am
ONLY JOKES 1   03/08 02:37am
Jazz (Somali Singer)a.k.a Abdinur Salah Warsame "Jazz" 1   03/07 03:48pm
STOP USING MY NAME? 18   03/07 08:57am
LETS ELLIMINATE GANG WITHIN SOMALI YOUTHS 18   03/07 07:25am
Do It On The FlooR.......Joke.® 2   03/07 07:05am
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SOMALIAN GUYS NOT UNDERSTANDING THE SISTERS OUT THERE. 4   03/06 09:53am
To All Somali's 2   03/06 08:24am
WAA SHEEKO RUN AH OO AAD KU QOSLI DOONTO 2   03/05 07:30pm
KOBE BRYANT VS VINCE CARTER 14   03/05 06:39pm
HEY YALL CHECK THIS OUT 5   03/05 03:13pm
THE BEST JOKE FOR ADULTS.BY HANGMEN 3   03/05 10:50am
Ceeeelbuuuuuur ,,,,, Part ,3 5   03/05 09:32am
Ladies watch what u say to ur mans!!!!!! 6   03/04 07:33pm
Seattle rocks hatters f*ck uk toronto,ottawa,mn,ohio,and rest of europe and states 3   03/04 10:46am
Your Loughter is GRANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.......THIS IS A MUST SEEEEEEE 2   03/04 09:16am
Three Men.................................by Hanita. 7   03/04 09:04am
SMART OLDIES!! FUNNY JOKE!! 1   03/04 08:38am
Real life somalian-joke 4   03/03 09:21pm
Doctor Help me!!!!!!!! 7   03/03 04:09pm
What is boyfriend or girlfriend ? 25   03/03 09:09am
KASH AND KILLER SQUAD 1   03/02 02:23pm
Arab and American Guy Conversing...Joke®· 8   03/02 11:49am
No messing around 5   03/02 03:49am
Ceelbuuuuuuuuuuur=========Part 4============ 4   03/02 02:56am
Way igu matagtay 8   03/02 02:32am
A TRUE JOKE BY HANGMAN 3   03/01 11:17pm
///////THEREZ A NEW, HOT KID IN TOWN!!!////////// 4   03/01 02:25pm
CEeelbuuuur Part: 2 ! 9   03/01 08:10am
WARNING WARNING UNDETECTED A BOBM WELL GO OFF IN DA PLACE WHERE WOOLWICH FAARAXEEN HANG OUT 1   03/01 07:46am
WHO THE F***K CARES IF U FROM WOOLWITCH OR SOUTHHALL OR WHATEVER 3   03/01 07:42am
Ghetto Fabulous ......Joke.® 4   03/01 06:56am
FARAH ONCE AGAIN WITH WELL WORTH CHECKING 1   03/01 06:18am
why are t he you people commin up with weak topics? 4   03/01 05:45am
NEED A BIG HELP TO MY BROS AND SISTAS. 28   03/01 01:56am
USA PPL CAN U PLEASE TELL ME WHERE TO SHOP ONLINE 4 HIP HOP CLOTHES, i am in da UK 10   03/01 12:09am
Liverpool joke!! 2   02/28 11:53pm
TOP 5 DESTANATION A WIFE SEEKER SHOULD NOT GO TO!! 10   02/28 11:24pm
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION 5   02/28 02:55pm
London 1   02/28 04:05am
Free the famous four! 4   02/27 12:22pm
Radiyihiinu 3   02/27 11:14am
Ar kaalay meehaan soo fiiri qandha gafuur laastikaa lehe 8   02/27 10:53am
Check it out 2   02/27 08:59am
Newly Wed. Couple......Joke.® 4   02/27 08:01am
SOMALIS PLEASE GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!! 8   02/27 05:17am
Ciyaarihii Gobollada 3   02/27 04:02am
True true true story 4   02/27 03:49am
Wiilkii xamar ka yimid ee awrta loo diray. 3   02/27 03:39am
Aabe ninkaa muxuu sameynayaa 1   02/27 03:09am
ATTENTION--ATTENTION---ATTENTION--BALLERS 4   02/26 03:03pm
How much should you trust a somaliman you know from the net? 5   02/26 11:48am
Why playa hate? 2   02/26 11:38am
Another joke *******from Boss 3   02/26 11:10am
''Wedding'' 3   02/26 11:10am
PLEASE HELP FAIZA (THIS IS NOT A JOKE) 1   02/26 12:36am
What should I do with her MOM! 10   02/25 10:23pm
MARRIAGE HUMOR *****PART # 2*****************Boss 6   02/25 09:31am
My Bed Time pray (joke!!!!) 6   02/24 10:22pm
Dumb "somalians" 1   02/24 06:24pm
A FUNNY JOKE: TO ALL BRO&SIS. BY HANGMAN: MUST BE READ. 4   02/24 04:15pm
OH!! Silly SMART RUSSIANS!! 2   02/24 12:52pm
Which one is funny ? 2   02/24 09:44am
TEST YOUR BRAIN HERE!!!:) :) 13   02/23 04:07pm
LITTLE MESSAGE TO BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 3   02/23 11:33am
Confused HELP!! 2   02/23 08:06am
LAME PICK UP LINES DAT SOMALI BOYS USE! 14   02/23 05:12am
Check thiz out tha east siders new web site 4   02/22 10:26am
ALL THE SOMALIAN LADIES THAT LIVE IN ATLANTA CHECK THIS OUT 1   02/22 08:07am
Clean Jokes ------->> By Jamjas 6   02/22 05:37am
MAQAAYADLE 3   02/21 10:20am
Funny Blonde Jokes 3   02/21 07:29am
Looking for FATAH a guy from UGanda !!!!!! 1   02/20 11:10am
Ywb......... what does it stand 4??? 2   02/20 03:17am