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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Ila Qosol - Jokes (Current): This Is Funny Tale I Tell Ya.......Click@
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Platinum Playa

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 04:46 am
Some of y'll might not like it, but to Me it was Funny!
So lets start, Shall we!

Here I'm with my Grandfather(70's old) shopping for incoming Wedding. I'm just thru shopping but my Papa still looking Ya know! taking fo'eva. A pretty Girl wearing a mini skirt, looking like Porto-Rican walks in, just glancing and stops near me,....I'm checking out from head-toe...BOM! She is gorgeous 100%....I'm all looking good and flashing..wit the player slide move... I went up to her on playa way.....
Hey there Cutey!........I'm feeling Lust, can we Discusst it?
Me:" What's is ya name pretty baby?"
Her:" Aisha"
Me:" That's pretty name".....
Her:"Despise wit Thnx.." ..Blah....Blah....Making it short!..Conv. Conti.
Me" So......What's up?"
Her: " My Dick!"
Me" Damn girl! ......So you are a lesbian?"
Her" No, I'm just a less Man"

Meanwhile, my Grandfather comes to us singing "Where would I B without U.....Baby Girl Put it On Me. By JA-Rule" LOL..So we both burst laughing. Later, she finds out by asking that we are Somalis, and surprisingly she was Half-Somali, born in New York. She told us that her father came there 1980's temporarily for some reason send by the Somali-Milatry. Sadly, she was wit her B-friend.....I left empty......SaD..huh!..

Don't like it....Trash it on way out....Thnx Click

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Faisal

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:32 am
ooooooooh •••• negga
that was the hottes •••• that i ever sem
Nigger and your Grandbab tel him he can dow whit my Grandmam

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Platinum Playa

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:06 am
Faisal! hahaha....My Granpa got 4 wifes already, but still chasing tendaronies...I will pass the Note thought. I hope he don't get mad when he heards is GrandMama ..lololololo