     SomaliGuy | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:36 am
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other.The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.They argued for a while until finaly the Indian said, "In my family we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg" |
| SeD.. | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:27 am
LOLLLLLLLLLL...That's so funny...Ain't that neat way to solve dispute. I know KungFu'...u better not try that shyt wit me...lolloloo |
| THE-MUTE | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:44 am
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YOU GOT ME LAUGHIN ON THAT ONE DAWG |
| lollololo | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 02:28 pm
lolololololo
That was so funny Sh** |
| HIBO | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 02:41 pm
lolololololololo
damn i'm still laughing
that was some crazy joke
keep it up
peace and luv |
| ayan | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 02:29 pm
LOL thats some mad ••••. I'm still laughing, keep it up boo.
damn..........lollolololol.
peace n luv. |
| SHUUke | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 09:56 am
QAX QAX QAX QAX QAX SHYT MAN. I 'LL TRY THAT FOR SURE QAX QAX QAX QAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX |
| SOMALIGUY | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:14 am
There was a young somali guy, who went for job interview in a security firm. During the interview he was asked that if he had a crinimal record before. He answered no and at same time he said to the personnel, but do you know where I can get one(Personnel laughed and responded NO !) - the catch is there was a misunderstanding. The somali guy though that the question was based on qualification or skills that he did't had at the time. -- |
