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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 09:57 am IF YOU GOT SOME, THEN BRING IT ON BABY.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:43 am Mara wahed, itneen, talata baas kalas maca salama
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 04:56 am kan fee wahed secedy, americany wee ingelsy raho cafateria americany aal: casiir frawla ya frawla Ingelesy aal: casiir manga ya manga Elsacedey aal: laban gamouza ya gamouza
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:32 pm Marah waaxid Yamani Shaaf Waaxid yamani aakhar yaniik dajaajah : fagaal alaah yakhrub baytak maa xasalta ilaaa dajaajah!farada caleeh: yaa akhiii muu nacamal al-banat kulahum maxbuusat fii buyuutihin!faqaaal lahu fii udinayhi"bacda ma takmal khalinaa acrubhaa(al-dijaajah) aaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 01:14 am NERVV, HAHAHHA XILWA WALA! ISMAC BA'DEH lee saciidi lama yarux qurba ya'khud ma'la'sokor? Cashan qurba mura kix kix kux hihih,,,,,
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 05:28 am EXCUUUUUUUUUSE MEEE!!! THIS IS SOMALI NET! THAT ISN'T SOMALI, NOR IS IT FUNNY!! 4REAL
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:56 am what the is this ..... this is ain't onion net its called somalinet ma fuckuz so take ur hairy ass out ........
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 10:56 pm Alximaara laa yamshii illaa bil cassaa wallaa xabad xamiir! Hadihi binta fil Mcdonalds Cilck here ok hahahahahahh Waa anaa ismii FAARAX Macsalaam yaa akhii& ukhtii
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 08:22 am Hala ya majaneen, nervv ceeeb ya wala, what have the poor chickens done to deserve dat!!lool amiirah, da xilow marah, cindak taani? i wont tell any jokes in arabic, coz my arabic is really bad. But have ya'all heard about the masri. his wife was having an affair with his best mate...so every morning when the husband goes to work the freind comes arround and works on the wife... anyways came a day when the husband went out... after a while he decided he didn't like the shirt that he was wearing... so he comes back to the house... the wife and the friend hear him come in.. so the guy (lover) hides in the closet... the husbads tells the wife ... i've come to change my shirt... then b4 she can stop him... he opents the closet door and ... starts shifting through his shirt... all along saying: mush da, wala dah, wala dah, ebcad shuweya yaa cabduallah. i think that was how it went...anyways ![]() ninwaalen n just another girl... have ya'all evah heard of just walking by? C ya
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 12:16 pm To AAamino Qax Qax Qax That was Coool one loooool MUsh da walaa dah loooool any way keep on sister I got onother one 5 min al somaliyiin jaa'uu fii madcam fii masar.maa bayatakalimoosh arabi kaahlis.faqaal saaxib al-madcam caayiz eeeeeh!?falam yafhamooho fasaktooo faqaal saaxib al-madcam:Haat khamsah waslah Laxm Lil Xumaar doooool:Faqaal waaxid min al-somaliyiin waryaa hee waxaan maqli jiray Arab waa khaniisiin eee darbiga dAbada ku haya waxaa yeeraysa Qabtoo wasa sida Laxaha;ahahahahahahahhahahah@@@ He tough Khamsah Qabta Waslah:Wasa Laxm:lax So it Goes Qabtoo sida laxaha U wasa ahahahahahahah, this is true story Happned In Al-asknadria,Egypt
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:04 am mara waxed yapany wo waxed wadany lol
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:12 am An egeyptian man ( from saide tribe) boarded a plane to kuwait, he should set in acconomy class but kept walking all the way to F/Class and set one of the big set's and said waaw! what a place he kept his small bag front of him and start tuching the seats, the air hostess come and asked him to see his boarding card when she saw it she tel him to go back to C class he says no why not here I also paid money I 'm not going any where just here well she kept trying to remove him but he says no and U know how the egeyptians says no in bigg laaaaaa' Another egeyption man hear the arg and ask him "where R U going" he says "kuwait" the man says "this cabin is going to london so if U r going to kuwait U have to go back up there" he says "walaahi ma taulsh kida yacni (sidaa mad iigu tiraahdid mar hore)(transulation in Somali) then he rush the c class.-
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 03:33 am gidigiin waxba af carabi kamataqaaniin ee ka baxa netkan, ma tistaxu yaa wolaad walaa waaxid minkum yacrif carabi.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 03:02 am loloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool that was damn funny sahal u made me laugh girl
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 04:38 am CHECK OUT THIS JOKE FROM JOKES.COM OK........ IT'S COMING TO SOMALINET.
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