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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Ila Qosol - Jokes (Current): ARABIC JOKES!!! OOOONNNNLLLLYYYY
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Tasali

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 09:57 am
IF YOU GOT SOME, THEN BRING IT ON BABY.

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Amira

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:43 am
Mara wahed, itneen, talata
baas kalas
maca salama

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Amira

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 04:56 am
kan fee wahed secedy, americany wee ingelsy raho cafateria
americany aal: casiir frawla ya frawla
Ingelesy aal: casiir manga ya manga
Elsacedey aal: laban gamouza ya gamouza

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Nervv

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:32 pm
Marah waaxid Yamani Shaaf Waaxid yamani aakhar yaniik dajaajah : fagaal alaah yakhrub baytak
maa xasalta ilaaa dajaajah!farada caleeh:
yaa akhiii muu nacamal al-banat kulahum maxbuusat
fii buyuutihin!faqaaal lahu fii udinayhi"bacda ma
takmal khalinaa acrubhaa(al-dijaajah)
aaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah

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AMAR14

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 01:14 am
NERVV, HAHAHHA XILWA WALA! ISMAC BA'DEH

lee saciidi lama yarux qurba ya'khud ma'la'sokor?
Cashan qurba mura kix kix kux hihih,,,,,

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just another girl

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 05:28 am
EXCUUUUUUUUUSE MEEE!!!
THIS IS SOMALI NET! THAT ISN'T SOMALI, NOR IS IT FUNNY!!
4REAL

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Ninwaalan_613

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:56 am
what the •••• is this .....
this is ain't onion net its called somalinet ma fuckuz so take ur hairy ass out ........

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SeD...

Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 10:56 pm
Alximaara laa yamshii illaa bil cassaa wallaa xabad xamiir!

Hadihi binta fil Mcdonalds Cilck here ok
hahahahahahh
Waa anaa ismii FAARAX
Macsalaam yaa akhii& ukhtii

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Amina

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 08:22 am
Hala ya majaneen,
nervv ceeeb ya wala, what have the poor chickens done to deserve dat!!lool

amiirah, da xilow marah, cindak taani?

i wont tell any jokes in arabic, coz my arabic is really bad. But have ya'all heard about the masri.

his wife was having an affair with his best mate...so every morning when the husband goes to work the freind comes arround and works on the wife... anyways came a day when the husband went out... after a while he decided he didn't like the shirt that he was wearing... so he comes back to the house... the wife and the friend hear him come in.. so the guy (lover) hides in the closet... the husbads tells the wife ... i've come to change my shirt... then b4 she can stop him... he opents the closet door and ... starts shifting through his shirt... all along saying: mush da, wala dah, wala dah, ebcad shuweya yaa cabduallah. i think that was how it went...anyways:)

ninwaalen n just another girl... have ya'all evah heard of just walking by?

C ya

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Nervv

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 12:16 pm
To AAamino
Qax Qax Qax That was Coool one loooool
MUsh da walaa dah loooool
any way keep on sister I got onother one
5 min al somaliyiin jaa'uu fii madcam fii masar.maa bayatakalimoosh arabi kaahlis.faqaal saaxib al-madcam caayiz eeeeeh!?falam yafhamooho fasaktooo
faqaal saaxib al-madcam:Haat khamsah waslah Laxm Lil Xumaar doooool:Faqaal waaxid min al-somaliyiin
waryaa hee waxaan maqli jiray Arab waa khaniisiin
eee darbiga dAbada ku haya waxaa yeeraysa Qabtoo wasa sida Laxaha;ahahahahahahahhahahah@@@
He tough Khamsah Qabta
Waslah:Wasa
Laxm:lax
So it Goes Qabtoo sida laxaha U wasa
ahahahahahahah, this is true story Happned In Al-asknadria,Egypt

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sahal

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:04 am
mara waxed yapany wo waxed wadany lol

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SAHAL

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 02:12 am
An egeyptian man ( from saide tribe) boarded a plane to kuwait, he should set in acconomy class but kept walking all the way to F/Class and set one of the big set's and said waaw! what a place he kept his small bag front of him and start tuching the seats, the air hostess come and asked him to see his boarding card when she saw it she tel him to go back to C class he says no why not here I also paid money I 'm not going any where just here well she kept trying to remove him but he says no and U know how the egeyptians says no in bigg laaaaaa'
Another egeyption man hear the arg and ask him "where R U going" he says "kuwait" the man says "this cabin is going to london so if U r going to
kuwait U have to go back up there" he says "walaahi ma taulsh kida yacni (sidaa mad iigu tiraahdid mar hore)(transulation in Somali) then he rush the c class.-

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 03:33 am
gidigiin waxba af carabi kamataqaaniin
ee ka baxa netkan,
ma tistaxu yaa wolaad walaa
waaxid minkum yacrif carabi.

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Amira

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 03:02 am
loloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool that was damn funny sahal
u made me laugh girl

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Anonymous

Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 04:38 am
CHECK OUT THIS JOKE FROM JOKES.COM OK........
IT'S COMING TO SOMALINET.