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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Ila Qosol - Jokes (Current): IS THERE ANY SOMALIAN STRIPPER IN UK ( FEMALE ONLY )
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AB

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 03:59 am
I KNOW THAT OUR GIRLS ARE GOOD,AND IM NOT
BEING STUIPED TO WRITE THIS ON THE NET,BUT SOME WERE OUT THERE THEY MUST BE SOMALIAN STRIPPER OR SAMEONE THAT KNOWS SOMALIAN STRIPPER. I HARED SO
MANY THING IN MY LIFE BUT I NEVER HARED SOMALIAN STRIPPER,MY POINT IS TO SEE IF OUR GALS ARE 100%
GOOD,OR IF THEY BEEN BAD GIRLS. ANYTHING U KNOW
CAME FORWARD. 1 LOVE

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The Stripper

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 04:15 am
to AB
am a somalian stripper was wrong with that it pays my bills.

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AB

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 04:41 am
SISTER

U MUST BE JOKING

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laylaj

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:10 am
This is a joke there cannot be somalian strippers how degrading, that is disgusting!!!. I never heard of such a thing. To all the somali strippers out there you are very sick in the head and don't have any dignity at all... you should be ashamed for carrying your fathers name....

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kazeClosed

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:35 am
To: laylaj

Bitch wat is that 'ave to do wiv ya?

I mean wat d' u care if there were somalian strippers, i though u were meant 2 b true SomaliLand bitch. cum & give me wat u good @ i.e. heads, blow job in other words.

U lot cant make up ur minds u are either Somalian or NOT!.

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Lady_Luck

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:56 am
KazeClose
Man u got issues bro. What is wrong did the war effect u that badly.

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Anonymous

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 11:29 pm
there r about seven somali stripper in minnisota that i know and have seen

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LALA-LAND

Sunday, April 01, 2001 - 11:56 am
PERHAPS KZE-CLOSED IS A STRIPPER HIMSELF....OR HIS GIRL.....OR HIS SIS...OR HIS MA... NA MAN I AINT GONNA GO TO THE MAMA COS IT AINT HER FAULT HER SON IS A HANDICAPPED RETARDED FOOOOOOOOOOL.

Damn the brotha's on every page dissing anyone who doesn't have the same views as him. U (kazeclosed) have to accept that we all have ways of thing, even if ur ways are fuc#ked up!!

AND I KNOW KAZE CLOSED IS SOME SKINNY AZZED DARK SOUTH NIGGER...NIGGER PLEAZE U KNOW U AINT GETTING WITH MY SIS LAYLA AIGHT SO DON'T EVEN GO TO SOMALILAND COS U CAN'T IMAGINE LET ALONE TOUCH IT.

Ur all invited to leave ur views if they make sense and are worth my viewing, if not .....PLEASE TAKE UR SHYTE ELSEWHERE AIGHT!

PS. IF YA WANT SOME 5 STAR HO#ES TRY ........

WWW.HORNY-XAMARI-WHORES....THEY SHOULD SUIT U FINE

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kasiis

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 03:49 am
i heard in holland there are somalian female strippers , go there and check them out,

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WAQOOYI WASE

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 05:57 am
I just had to let you know all the somali H'O'E'S i had were ...... you know, you know why .....you guys out thier really want 2 know why ..

okay a ma tell ya'll see WAQOYI gal u can sleep with had if you buy her just simple drink(BAKARDI) while her brother and her boyfried getting drunk on the other side of the clup.

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the stripper

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 06:12 am
i was only joking but i had u fooled

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KazeClosed

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 10:38 am
Kaze aint got no issue. Man jus want 2 know what that bitch's (laylaj) problem is. that's all

U are either wiv us or not. If u not wiv us u can start by leaving this page coz as far as I know this is for Somali people only

and bitch 4 ur info. Kaze aint SOME SKINNY AZZED bro. this is how he's description goes:

6.0ft
Black hair
Brown eyez
Light skinned
Yeah and 6 Packs

Man is got a nice job, house car.

and he from West Midlands.

And he aint no stripper bitch

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LALA-LAND

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 11:40 am
Firstly i aint no BITCH as that stands for a female dog. If you must know i'm a homosapien (human species) myself, i don't know about urself nor do i care to know.

Very good for man, glad to see man is doing fine. This woman has no issues to resolve with man in the Midlands, sister didn't like how man was speaking to this womans sister. The sister (laylaj) has her own view ok! She can chose to agree or disagree, it's called freedom of speech.

Description of women:

Very light...
5"6'.
slim built.
Student.
East London.

SaLaAmZ 4 NoW

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AB

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:40 am
guys

why u all dissing eachother
i did't write this so that u could diss eachother.

kazeclose man what can i say about u, i don't
know wat the fack u doing here, but if read
the titel it says only famale,

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the outcast

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 03:11 am
hello, i am the outcast.

there is a lot of hate in this room.

lets trade it in for some love.


and some tea....

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kaku_land

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 05:22 am
LOL+++ outcast
cool 'em all down with sum water mate..

to:the guy who started the topic
i heard theres 3 sisters in sOho who r strippers among other things but not sure :/

if theres any1 else out there reading this i actually know a club where they r employing African strippers @ the moment...So if ya'll really interested to go down that road let me know
peace

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KazeClosed

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:41 am
Hi all!.

There are some bad things that I posted on the web that I now regret.

Especially I deeply regret posting messages about Somalia and SomaliLand message titled XAMAR: I miss it so much, and of-course the reply that I made in this topic which was absolutely out of order

I apologise anyone offended by this messages and any other messages that I posted.


It started as a joke at the beginning but I lost control, I know realise that this kind of messages will do no good for us as a nation.

I would kindly ask anyone posting this kind of messages to STOP please.

The fact is that most of my mates are from Waqooyi or the parents are from there and I don’t really give a sh*t about Qabiil and tribes sh*t

Having seen the destruction of the country as a young boy, I have an idea the effect that a war can have on one. And we as the future leaders of the country have the chance to show our people Qabiil is not the way forward.

I am more concerned about neighbours countries occupying our land and people than waqooyi becoming an independent country. But that should be our second worry the fact is that our first priority should be making sure that everyone in the country has enough food, house, medical and all the necessary things.


All of us should be fighting for the future, let bygones be bygones. Make no mistake this ain’t Farah bro and sis’ I jus want all my people to focus on improve the country and u can start making sure u don’t encourage tribe b*ullsh*t and haters


One love

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sweet~queen

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 07:49 am
HAZRAT ABU SA'ID KHUDRI (R.A.A) relates that he heard the Holy Prophet (S.A.W) saying:

...ANYBODY AMONGST U WHO NOTICES SOMETHING EVIL, SHOULD CORRECT IT WITH HIS OWN HANDS, AND IF HE IS UNABLE TO DO SO, HE SHOULD PROHIBIT THE SAME WITH HIS TONGUE; IF HE IS UNABLE EVEN TO DO THIS, HE SHOULD ATLEAST CONSIDER IT AS BAD IN HIS HEART;THIS IS THE LOWEST DEGREE OF FAITH.
(Muslim)

Hi brother Kazeclosed, how are u? We both know that we can't fix up what happened to our country so it is outa our hands. But u have repented ur bad deed to allah and most of all urself and u have told everyone else to not do it, so i say u have 3 outa 4 there..:) I have seen some of your postings and you sound very passionate about what happened, so am i and it's good to be passionate about stuff, just don't be angry about it. See ya later.

Ps. You don't have to take my advice at all, just read the hadith...for me please :)

salaamz all