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F.H.I	Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 04:34 am This Xamari guy had and interview in Heathrow airport.when he arrived he met John. John was a person who is going to interview the xamari geezer. this is how the interview went.... John: How are you Xamari guy: OH I m very fine and u! John: I m fine!! John:So is your name Mohammed Haji? Xamari guy: YES noo? John: R u from somalia? Xamari guy: YEs noo! John: and Do u want this job? xamari guy: Yes noo! John: R u taking a piss? xamari guy: No Noo then John get angry so bad and he ask the xamari guy, how come you every I ask you, u reply YES and NO at same time. the xamari guy goes because I came from xamari noo!
Anonymous	Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:17 am A little bit funny
1_Nation	Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 07:04 am lol but couldnt u give the guy from Xamar a name instead of calling him Xamari guy? I would have put it more like this This Xamari guy had and interview in Heathrow airport.when he arrived he met John. John was a person who is going to interview the xamari geezer. Called Mohammed Haji? This is how the interview went.... John: How are you Mohammed Haji? OH I m very fine and u! John: I m fine!! John:So is your name Mohammed Haji? Mohammed Haji? YES noo? John: R u from somalia? Mohammed Haji? YEs noo! John: and Do u want this job? Mohammed Haji? Yes noo! John: R u taking a piss? Mohammed Haji? No Noo then John get angry so bad and he ask the xamari guy, how come you every I ask you, u reply YES and NO at same time. he said goes because I came from xamari noo!
ubax	Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:00 pm DAMN THAT WAS FUNY I'M STILL LAUGHING WOW YOU REALLY MADE ME LAUGH
Anonymous	Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:29 am that was aight dawg but keep trying u r almost there.