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PRETTY_WOMAN/

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:36 pm
Salaamo Aleykum brothers and sisters.

I decided to be a love expert and try to give out my opinions and you guys can do the same thing if you wish. I just want us to exchange information the cleanest way that we can and I want us to be confortable about love and all that comes along with.

So if anyone have any problems or is willing to ask a question,please do so and I promise to asnwer it with my best ability. I am a lady who really things that she knows enough about love
and one thing I enjoy doing is giving out advices and most of them work. I also like to see what is happening to our soceity and how fast it is altering our lifestyle.

SO PLEASE POST ANYTHING YOU WISH,


NEGATIVE MESSAGES MAKE ME sad SO Keep it real.

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cute_guy

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:10 pm
I am inlove with a ghost female, what should I do???

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IMAN

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 02:13 am
Love expert wanna be yeah, Question why don't U have a man yourself? Answer that expert Booooo!

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Pretty_woman.

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 04:08 pm
cute_guy. What do you mean ghost female, you mean and invisible female or your ideal woman.

To Iman.

No rash, you know, I am taking my time

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zak

Friday, April 13, 2001 - 02:17 pm
you said dat right sistar! the ideal one.

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konfused

Friday, April 13, 2001 - 02:57 pm
i'm torn between my gal and her aunt,(they are both 20 years old) and i'm 21.even though they live in the same appartment they seem to have no idea that i'm goin out wth both of them.this has been goining on for almost two months now.weekdays we all go to college(not same college)and at the same time work full time,so we only see each other on the weekends.saturdays i hang out with one of them and tell the other i'm working mandatory overtime, only on sundays will i be able to see her.u must be wondering how stupid this gals are,but the truth is they are smart only two factors are helping me to keep this relationship,one is ido not call their home telephone,so i call each one from her cellphone hence nobody gonna listen her voicemail.second factor is they both new to minneapolis from carlifornia.i tried to stick with one but why lie they are both beautiful and everyday my love grows stronger and stronger for both of them and i know oneday i will be caught live so please help me.

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Mr-humen-rights

Friday, April 13, 2001 - 08:10 pm
YO CONFUESED OR WHAT EVA U NAME IS, U MUST BE DA STUPIDIEST, DUMNIEST, CRAZIEST,I HAVE EVER SEEN, COZ U GOING OUT WIT A LADY AND HER AUNTY, WHAT DAFUCK R U TRAYING TO DO U PUNK ASS MOTHAFAKER,
DO U KNOW WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN IF ONE OF THEM FIND OUT THAT U WERE GOING OUT WIT BOTH OF THEM.
HEY HERE IS MY ADVICE, U BETTER STOP GOING OUT WIT BOTH OF THEM AND TELL DA ONE THAT U REALY LIKE MORE HOW U FEEL AND HOOK UP WIT JUS ONE OF THEM, U SHOULDN'T BEEN DOING THIS TO THEM, THEY TRUST U ALL THIER HEART, IF U DON'T LIKE THEM PLZ STOP WASTING THEIR TIME, THEY R 2OYR GIRLZ AND NOW IS THE TIME THAT THEY WERE GONA LOOK 4 A MAN, AND MAKE SOME LOVE. ANY WAY AM SORRY ABOUT MY LANGUEGE BUT I'M REALY MAD AT YA.

PEACE AND LUV