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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): 3 NIN OO SHAMEEMADA KACARAY BY (NADIIRA)¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
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NADIIRA

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KOWDA HORE SALAAN IGAGUDOOMA BOYS&GIRLS

sheekadaan waa sheeko dhacday ee igagudooma

bariyaa waxaa magaalo iskusooraceen 3 nin oo reerbaadiya ah oo soo aaday magaalada (BALADWEYNE)
marka meeshasee ku iibsadaan geelkooda wayna baxaan, marka maali malmaha kamid ah aa mid kamid ah 3 nin wiil uu abti uyahay baa uu waydiiyay magaalada markasuu kuyiri wiilkii "abti maanta meelaan kugeena ok buuyiri, 2nin ookaluu kuyiri wiilka aan abtiga u ahay baa meel noowada ok beyyiraahdeen bas wiilkii wuu kaxeeyay wuxuugeeyay shaleemo ee (COWBOY)kasocda bas nimankii makay fardaha arkeen bay rabeen inay caraaan markasaa wiilkii kuyiri waa film ee jooga intuu qoslay saa markii cowboygii xabad laiskubilaabay bay carareen markasaa dadkii shaleemada hal mar qosol loo daatay markii ay cabaar ordeen ow ay dhuum teen markasi buu mid kamid ah yiri"war makugu dhacday inteey isbaarbareeen bal arka kiiyaraa oon abtiga u ahay wuxuunoogaysatay maanta inuunadiluu narabeeey............. lol
I hope u like it and rememper it is free zone bye aqyaarta

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geedi_shaambow

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rare!......wicked nadiira.........


nimanka hub la'aan baa heshaye ma carareene......... ah ha ha ha .........thanxs
nadiira

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Geedi

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Alleylehe cajiib
any way thanx shamuumta !!

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geedi_shaambow

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war waxaa dhintay wuxuu ku hadlayo maqla............saqajaan........

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xxxxxxx

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af soomaliga soo baro..

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MANAXDO

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lol
lol GIRL U ARE FUNNY tak skal dI HEE GEEDE &xxxxxxxxxxxxx GET A LIV OK ASSfaces
girl nadiira waadkumahadsantahay abaaaa dhoorayaashaan haa ubixin okbyeee NADIIRA CADEEY THANX ONCE AGIAN12"!"#"""""""""""!"1¤&"¤%&"

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godogodo

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saaxiib inta aadan waxba noo sheegin waa inaad af soomaaliga soo barataa

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Joo

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hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahaha
Nadira your joke made laugh, thanks for that

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RUNLOOW

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YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH...YOUR JOKE SUCKS GIRL.
RUNTA IN LA ISKA SHEEGO AYAA FIICAN. FIRST I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SOMALI THEN THE JOKE IS LAME.
SORRY....BUT DO SOME RESEARCH.

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Jigga

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That was just a dump •••• story period.

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folley

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TO:
Geedi waxa dhintay muxuu ku hatlay??

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shaba99

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by shabba99 haku caayin gabadha sheekada ay kuu sheektay ilayn adigaa aqoonin soomaaliga (dabow ya aa hatay dahii aad qataano fa nijiga ii beer wajaab faha nice yad yaab>.....

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Ciiryaamo

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To. Nadiira.

Gix, gix, gix....Fiq, fiq,fiiiiiq. Do ya get more ! plz hurry up....Weey qosol badneed. Thanx one more time

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NADIIRO

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ASXAABTA TANA ILA FIIRIYA
waxaay aheed qaxiii markii lasooo qaxaayay
naag baa waxay wadatay wiil yar oo 2 jir ah
waxaa soo ag maray gaari weeyn oo dadk buuxaan waxeena aheed waqti habeenimo ah.ninkii lahaa baa ujoojiyay .
aqwaantaan iyo wiilkeeda yar waxay fuusahy
gaariga shirkiisa meeshuu darawalka fadhiyay
shirkana waxaa ku jiray 3dooda kaliya bas
waxeeey sheekeestaan drawalkii iyo naagtii wiilka
yar wadtay baaa dhuuuuuuuso yeertay
biiiiiiiiq ..buuuuuuuuuq....bariiiiirq.
baynaagta kasiisay iyadoo filaneeynin qosalkii say inteey naxady bay wiilkeedii bahal dhar baaxsho ku siidaysay ay tiri "war ceeb abtiga gaarigiisa hakaga dhuusin"
cabaar kabacdi aaa ninkii waxuu kasii daayay
mid isgiina .nabiiiiiiiiiiii.bow...bow ..buuuuuuuuq
markaasuu cunigii yaraaa dharbaaxay
inteey naahtii xanaaqday bay tiri war maxaa cunuga iigadili
markaasuu darawalkii yiraahday "qofkii dhuuso bo
inuu cuniga dharbaaxayaa umalaynaayeee.........
lol

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isha

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Oh girl lol, u made me laugh, thaks alot that was the best joke for the day. I heard similar story but this took the cake thanks again.

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ATOOORE

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hahhhahah
...qiiiix ...quuux fiiiq
girl u are funny ileen wallahay waa suuxigaaray hadaa kuwa kale heeysid noo sii daa hee ok lol....lol...loll.lolololl

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Anonymous

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to nadira

hahaha ,qof yahay qaxar aa tahay,qofkii dhuu saba cunuga inuu dhar baaxayo ayaan u haystay lol

mahad sanid sis. kuwa kale ayaan sugaynaa

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midgaan

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to shaba99
daiga aa dabow ah xamaad ninka u yaace yaa
sawakh maxaad ka bartaa daiga aan qa oon
badaal badaal la dhay

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GABAROOS

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haahahah
sis nadiira .waxaan dhahahayay gabadheeni intee kabaxday ileen pc iyaah

midaan ana ila fiiri saxiibeey

Waxeey ahayeen wiil & gabar is jecel soomaliyana waa xasuusataa dadka daaradaa laysku shukaansan jiray marka wiilkaan iyo ´gabadhaan aaday iskugu baxdaa malin rabadaan ah markay tahay waqti habeenimo aa gabadhaan oo darada hurudo aa wiilkaan gambar soo jiitay iyadoo huruduu fiirsanaayay quruxdeeda markasaa aqwaantaan bahal dhuusa kasii daysay bummmmm..briiiiiq baweeeeeeey fuuushhhhhhh. markay soo jeesateey aragtay wiilkaan eee isku dhiseeysee ag fadhiya naxdintee way hadli waysay isgana intuu unaxuuu xabad sii dayay bum baweeey jum dhaqriiiy yyyyyyyy
lol
girl i hope u like it

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NADIIRA

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sis gabaroos thanxa
lol sis adaa ba booska iga saarteee iyaah macaanto
haaa adiiba waa kuu xiisay sis

TANA BAL ila fiiriya waa sheeka run oo dhacdeeey

waxaa jiray nin hebaloow ladhaho maalin malm'aha
kamid ah uu saxiibkiis kudhahy saxiib waaan iscateeynayaa saxiibkiisa dhahay haye saxiib maxaa sameeyneey saxiibkiina wuxuu sugaayay ansalaato iyo gymanastik baanciyaarayaa
markasuu hebaloow yiri
"haa saxiib hada laga bilaawo qaado & fargeeto aan cuuntada kucunaaya....gacanta waan iskadeenaaa
lol ..ani koleey qosoleey ila aheed

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Anonymous

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hahahahahahahhah
hiiiiii
hooooo
lol....lol
TO NADIIRA cADEEY tHANX :
P:S GABAROOS ADNA MAYAREESATID SIS
EE PLZ SHEEKAKALE NASOODAAYA HEE AM BIG FUN OF URS OK
LOL

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MAHAMUUD

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Anagoo dhowr soomaali ah ee fadhina maqaayad ku taal bombay india, ayaa waxaa gadaasheena soo fariistay islaan soomaali ah, oo kuwa dahabka ka ganacsada ah, markaasaa waxaa u yimid kabalyeerigii hindiga ahaa, maxaad rabtaa ayuu yiri, waxay ku tiri waxaan doonayaa CHILDREN FRY, oo macnaheedu yahay caruur duban(solan), waxay rabtay inay tiraahdo CHIKEN FRY(DIGAAG DUBAN), ninkii hindiga ahaa oo yaaban ayaa ku yiri wadh,wadh(wath) are you crazy, intaan islaantii iyo ninkii u tagay ayaan ku iri, eedo maxaad rabtay, markaasey kusoo celisay waxaan rabay children fry, waxaan ku iri eedo afsoomaali iigu sheeg , markay ayay tiri, waligayba halkaan ayaan ka cuni jiray miyuu cusub yahay nacaskani, eedo waa digaag solan. markii aan u sheegay ayuu hindigii qoslay oo yiri:you somalian people, you use to eet children, ahahah, ahaha.

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DHUCEEY

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nadiiroy fixda aad iga dhamaysay oo waxaan ku sigtay inaan shubmo oo dhawaanahanba waxaan cunaayey roortigii ruushka lol. waxaad kale oo aad isoo xusuusisay macalin ii dhigaayey chimisretiga oo maalintii iigu horaysayba sheeko ka bilaabay (buc yeerayda hadiid maqashaan cabonka aa baxaa ogsogiinka aa soo galayda miiskaas xaw la dhaqaaqi la'yahay waa wahsi oo maas baa saaran)lol lol lol lol walaalay diif aad iga keentay istaaqfurulowna waa jiraa ee clinex aan kaa doonto!.

isma dhaafno hee!

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NADIIRA

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to dhuceey
fix fix..lol
maxaa tiri shubanaaa iga imaday aaa lol
ala adigaa ruushkana rooti maa u doonatay waaba yaabeee lol
kartoon clinex aan kusoo dhibaaa ok
and thanx

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kaahin

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to nadiira,walaalo anaa kaa naxaya e soomaaliga iska soo baro marka hore ,hadaad nooshahay waad iska sheekayne [waar qurbaha ma waxanaa jooga? yaa alaah[BUQ-BUQ aaaaaaaaaaa]xishood adeer waa ceebtaasi .waa iga talo bye bye.

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NADIIRA

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TO KAAHIN or what ever your name is
adeer qof kuwaydiiyay rayigaaga maleh kow dheh
tan labaad meeshaan ila qosol waaye if u don't like it ...ka tag qof kusoo jiday oo kudhahay
kaalay aqriso maleh... marka GET A LIV OK
adaana af soomali aqoonineee qaldaan fooqal qaldaan!""!

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dhuceey

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to kaahin qowdhan,

qaldaamow af soomaaligaanya xaa kuu dirsaday qandho mija dooro lehe hadaad xabad ka fahmiwayday geberta waxay leedahay xaad u caytamee mise waa xay raansan tahay. Arooy orod meeha liilalawda lagu wiidaysto aad sookal dheerayde. yaaa ya xow ahaay waxu

nadiiro,

macalimada waxaa dhacday in qaldaankoo xamar imaaday markaasow waxuu ijaartay guri oo waxow ka ijaartay koo reer caliyaale ah markaasuu kii reer caliyaale markii bisha la gaaray ijaarkii soo doontay oo wuxuu u yimid qaldaankii oo qayilaaya markaasuu qaldaankii waxuu yiri dee waan qayilaaye beri ii imaaw lanlorkii caliyaale waa iska baxay maalimtii kale ayuu u imaaday qaldaankii hadana waxuu yiri maanta waan qaadirasanahay ee berito ha inoo ahaato maclinkii maalintii ayuu ku soo noqday isagoo yaaban hadana qaldaankii wuxuu yiri dee maanta waan xayraansanahee berito ha inoo ahaato,landlorkii caliyaale ayaa ku yiri sedex kal aan kuu imid waad qayilaysay,qaadiraysneed,xayraasaneed yahooy isbitaal matagtidoo lol lol lol

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Qoslahaye

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arayaada Salaam reer sabuul cune.

Nin reer woqqoyi ah ayaa laga iibiyey gaari Volsvagen ah. Isagoo daaran buu ku dhacay oo gurigii u kacaystay.
Subaxdii buu is yiri gaariga kici. Shib aas yiri. waa ku celshey ii i aw yiri.
Gaarigii markaw kici waayey ayuu is yiri Engine-ka aa ciladaysane fiiri SAAA MAXAA II DHIIBATAY.
Engine gaariyada nuucaas ah gadaal ay ku yaalliin asagana coverka hore uu furay.. intuu yaabay buu yiri
"NAW WAAR ILLEEN MAANTOO DHAN MEEL MADHAN BAAN CAGCAGAYNAYEY".
...Gax gax, wix wix , qix qix...ilka geelle ar hoow afkaada iga qarso qosol beel e

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NADIIRA

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TO QOSlahaye

lol ..man that was funny
"NAW WAAR ILLEEN MAANTOO DHAN MEEL MADHAN BAAN CAGCAGAYNAYEY".
thanx macalinka

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GABAROOS

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TO NADIIRA

lol ..fix...fix
sis bas naga dhah hee

ana tan ila fiiri hee

ni reer waqooyi ah baa waxuu joogay wadanka DANMARK naag danish ah buu saacidi jiray naagtana waxay ku tiraahdaa tak oo ay kawadaaa THANX isagana tag dii soomaliga aheed ama bax buu umalayaa markasuu markasta uu saacido tak kutiri buu malintii danbe u yiri" NAYEEE TAG IYO BAXBO ADAA LUGU YIRI;; TAG UNBEEY ORANI "
LOL

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NADIIRA

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lol fix
GABAROOS ..sis ..that was funny
ana midaan kusoo qoraa when i got a time ok bye macaanto

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Anonymous

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Nadira that was funnie but i dont get it anywayzzzz umm oh ya muh name is nadira too!! hey we have the cooliest names!! nadiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well once i came to the u.s and ummm i went to school with americans right and umm oneday iw as talking to my friend online, and i took a guess thatw hat she ate and i was right. So she said nadira how did u now? and i said because iam a "phyco" and she stared laughing and i was like how is that funn and she went to school and told every one there and they all laughted and what i didnt now was that a phyco ment like mently crazy but i ment to say a physic not a phyco soo thats all i know it sounds wick but its iight and um sorry somali people i canr write afka oo soomaaliyad! because iam only 15.. jaaw