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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): QOSOLKII IGU DARNAAY[ODAY REER XAMAR AH IYO ODAY REER WAQOOYI]
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OSMAN YARE

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LABO NIN OO KALA AH REER XAMAR IYO REER WAQOOYI AH AYAA IS AFGARANWAAY KA DHACAY.NINKA REERXAMARKA AH YAA LAHAA TIMA JARE AMABA BAALBIYEERI NINKA KALE WUXUU RABAY INUU MADAXA JARTO.NINKA REERXAMARKA AYUU U IMAADAY AYUU KU YIRI MADAXA II JAR MARKAASUU KU YIRI WAAYAHAY SOO FADHIISO.ODAYGII REER WAQOOYIGA MARKII LOO DHAMEEYAY AYUU WUXUU KU YIRI WARYAA HEE MADAXA II FEER MARKAASUU KU YIRI SAXIIBOOW MADAXA HADAA RABTO IN LAGUU FEERO MACALIMIIN WAXFEERO AYAA BUUXO AYAA KUGU SOO WACAA .MARKAASUU KU YIRI NINKII REERWAQOOYIGII ADIGAABA LACAG KU SIINAA OO MADAXA IGA JARTAY EE MADAXA II FEER HADII KALE LACAG MA KU SIINAAYO [FIIR WUXUU KA WADAA SHALEEN]ODAY GII REERXAMARKA AH INUU XANAAQAY AYUU YIRI FEER MAA RABTAA YAAQEEY MARKAA SUU KU YIRI HAA SII KUU SIIYAA LACAGTA HADAA MADAXA II FEERIN MARKAA SUU INTUU ISWAREEJIYAY AYUU KU DHUFTAY FEER MARKAASUU KII OROD OGA BAXAY TIMAJARIHII MARKAA SUU ASKAR UGU SOO WACAY MARKAA SAA MEESHII LOO GU KALA TURJUMAY..LOL LOL LOL

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Xaali

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Yax yax yax...Gaa-gaa-gaa- fix-fix-fix---haaaa-haaaa- Very funy brother thank you, kalyahaa i cadaadee....xiiq-xiiq-xiiq.

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abdirizak abdinur

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waar naga qosllasay qosol ku dilli waaye................mahadsanid sxb

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RASSIA

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saxiib so baro marka hore naxwaha af somaliga
halkana wax lagu qoslo kumaad qorin. maxaadse ula jeedaa FIIR,
af somaliga FIIR waxaa loo yaqaan,ama la macno yahay: JEEDAALO,ARAGTI,DHUGMO,LAAB,XIRGI.
sona baro kalmada aad u jeedaa malaha FIIR ma ahee, ee waa FEEDH. FEEDH. FEEDH. FEEDH.

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Anon

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Mahadsanid O.Yare Feer ama Fiir amase Feedh kaad u jeedayba waa la fahmi karaa wixii aad ka waday, waana sheeko qosol badan. Run ahaan waa middaan oo kale tan halkan loogu tala galay marka la barbardhigo kuwa dhaqamada shisheeye qosolka ka doonaya een dhadhanka sameynin.

Att: Rassia there are no rules here, it all about jokes! take it easy>>>>>

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Geedi_shaambow

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Hey hey Rassia forget about somali grammer thing this was supposed to be joke not educational stuff.....


Osman yare...... that was wicked... i couldn't stop laughing keep the good work.... thanks...


gues what here is one similar to this..........


Nin reer koonfur ah ayaa waqooyiga askari ahaan lagu geeyey. Ninkii ayaa maalintii danbe Waardiye caradii looga dhigay asaga iyo kuwo kale.

Mid ka sareeya ayaa ku yiri orod makhaayadda shaah nooga soo iibi adna ka soo cab. Tarmuus ma ay heysane wuxuu u dhiibtay dhalo ama quraarad inuu shaahii ugu soo shubo..


kii maqaayadii buu tagay markaasuu ku yiri koob shaahana ii keen midna dhalada iigu shub.

Kii maqayada joogay baa yiri:" NAW! xaggeen kuugu shubaa"

markaasuu ugu celiyey:" DHALADA IIGU SHUB"
kii maqaayada ku yeh" Waar koob iska daaye Falaas dhan baan kuugu shubi"


tii ka dhacday waa la oogaahee......................

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Gaaaax

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To. Geedishaambow.

Qax, qax, qax....fiq,fiq,fiq. Wallah waad iga qoslisay....maxaad tiri ninkii "falaas biibaaya ku degay" Gax,gaxxxxx

Waxaan umalaynayaa in ay ahayd qosolkii bisha.
Thanx

To. Osman yare.

Walaalkiis taada xitaa dab yar ma shideen. Thanx you all.

To Rassia

...Feer, Feedh, fuur waa isla meeshii, somalina waxay horay utiri # ood jiidid ama qaadid waa isla xero gayn# marka walaalkiis tooshka dami. Micnaha un aan ka raacno

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Yaska

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Salaamu 'Aleykum,

qix...qix...hmmmm,ahahaah.... Macalinka waa na nooleysaye Allle ha ku nooleeyo....

Xariifkoo Askari reer xamar ah ahaa Waqooyi loo bedelay, Waligii wuxuu arki jirey lee cambo iyo moos baabuur ku raran oo la leeyahay Wakhooyi aa loo wadaa... Maalintii danbe isagoo xaafad Hargeysa ku taal oo la dhaho LAANTA HAWADDA maraya uu arkay Geed Dheer oo BABAAY ah... intuu dhinacyadda iska fiiriyey ayuu u dhawaaday oo ku yiri " ABAA BABAAY, ADIGNA SHIMEE LAGU SOO BEDELAY"

qux.........qux.......... Have a good time my fellow somalis.......... whereever u are.......

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Geedi_shaambow

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yax yax yax ..................yaska ........you are joker.... cheif...........tahnks

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qaldaan garaace

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hi RASSIA
GET •••• OUT OF HERE QALDAAN WIIF

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Madar

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Hi Guys, you're all funny, especailly Yaska made me laugh. "ABAA BABAAY ADIGANA SHAMEE LAGU SOO BEDELAY".

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cabdi

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Osman yare war ninyahow qosolku ma khasnaduu guugu jiraa yaabaye! waxaase taas iiga yaab badan nin kaan la yiraahdo Rassia waxaan u maleenayaa inuu yahay "hater" ama naceebiiste, wuxuu nala suugalay garaameer meeshuu qolol ilkaha naga ridaayay

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Digaaye

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Xayawaan walaweyn ah oo compurte helay ayaa ugu daran aduunyada wixii afkiisa ku soo dhacaba waa iska qorayaa macnihii qosol lahaa iyo xikmadii ama murtidii lagu qoslihii ayaa ka lumay.
Waxa la mid dhigi lahaa geel computer helay.
walaweyn iyo hore loo yidhi caqliga laba iyo toban habeenimuu ku soo degaa , inta ka horeysa waa waxay ku jiraan dayoooooow.