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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): A SWEET PEOM FOR MY EX-GIRL
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lover

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**ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
THE BULL DOGG NEXT DOOR
REMINDS ME OF YOU

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KIR

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hhahah nice but this is kind old is not something u created u know u spost to bring ur own poem if u realy want and i hate to say it but this place is not for lovers is for JOKES what part of joke don't u get it yo not only lover am talking to but all of yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dump people

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Anonymous

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What a 'sweet' poem,i'm sure your ex will be deeply touched?!What ever happened to truce,quits,finito?Guess your a bitter ex boyfriend!?

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lover

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ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
ANONYMOUS THAT IS TRUE,
BUT KIR WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.
CALLIN SOMEONE DUMN IS NOT COOL
IT JUST SHOWS YOU ARE A FOOL
LOL
ANYWAYS..MY EX GIRL THOUGHT THAT WAS SWEET...

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abshiro

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wow that was one funny poem but i have a one question for u why would write a poem for your ex girlfriend.

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lover

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to abshiro

good question, it has been asked before and once again you are asking..it is time for the lover to answer it

i wrote this lovely poem for her
cause i feel like it

and part of it is i am a lover
i love everyone..and i share my poems with everyone.(mostly girls)

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Ayan

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Rose are red
Violet are blue ,
Sugar is sweet
And so r you

Don't dis ur girl like dat.

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Anonymous

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KIR ..THE HELL IS WITH U NACASYAHOW
I THOUGHT THE POEM WAS HELARIOUS!
BULL NEXT DOOR INDEED! THAT SOME HOW MAKES EASY FOR ME TO ENVISION KIR LOL
`lover u should have wrote this poem for kir
but for real bro don't dis your love like that u obviously have some feelings for her still or u would have written this cute poem to start with


call me haweeney!

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Anonymous

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waxaan ku kadarsanayaa in aad iska dhaaftaan
hadalada xunxun oo aad ku hadleeysaan
intaas iyo nabadgalyo

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NUURA

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
THAT WAS VERY FUNNY
I'M SURE THAT GIRL
IS PICKING OUT JUST THE RIGHT
TOOLS SHE'LL NEED TO DIASECT UR ASS
LOL

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ubax

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to lover,
your peom crack me up I thought it was funny

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ubax

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To lover,
your peom crack me up I thought it was funny
and don't mean kir is true what Anonymous said "You should wrote it to Kir"

You should write me one that I can use it for my Ex can't wait to here it

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ladan

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to lover
that was cool bro but dont u think u should respekt u ex girl friend if she ever ment some thing to u. but hey that is just me. i res.... the ppl i use to date ones cause i was happy at the time i was with them and i am not saying do the samething but just a tip from a sis to a bro
ps keep the good work by ladan

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lover

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ROSES ARE RED
VOILETS ARE BLUE
HOW DID WE HOOK UP?
MAYBE I WAS UNDER VOO DOO

still a mystery to me
how you got with me....

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Anonymous

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I'M KIND CONFUESE ARE YOUR SURE THE BULL DOG WAS NOT YOUR GRILLFREIEND.

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ALI

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VOILETS ARE BLUE
ROSES ARE RED
AND SO IS YOUR ASS
LIKE A MANKY IN THE JUNGLE
IT IS SO BLOODY RED

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OG

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lolhehe to every1 here
you violet isn't a blue
and you are nothing
poem made a crazy
ayan made me murdelove
and she is mystery to me
who can handle my bloood


lolheehh that is thrue poem don't mislead to ppl to jungle
hhh

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BREDA-EMPIRE

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TO LOVER!!!

VOILETS ARE BLUE,
ROSESS ARE RED.
U SHERED A DOG WHIT UR BED,
SO I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.

BREDA-EMPIRE LOVES YOU ALL!!!!

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JEEGO

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EEY BREDA-EMPIRE YOU WERE THERE?!!! yOUR REALY BEEBING-TOM. ANYWAY HOW DID LOVER GO WITH THE BULL DOG?!!! HA HA HA

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hilda

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looooool breda well said girl lol,

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lover

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ROSES ARE RED
VOILETS ARE BLUE
I MIGHT SHARE A BED WITH A BULLDOG
BUT BREDA** NEVER WITH YOU....

i guess the bulldog deserves some credit....lol
hahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaadamn!

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Anonymous

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HEY I FEEL THAT YOU MAD AT YOUR EX BUT HOW DID SHE BECOME BULL DOG DID YOU FED ALL YOUR MOET

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Anonymous

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BREDA EMPIRE?
I might know you and not because you write
this dirty poem but i think we have met.By the way i'm a girl i will stay anonymous until you say who you are.Je kan in het nederlands hintjes geven en hopen dat ze het niet verstaan.

Sorry for those who could not understand it but i had to say that.
see.youz.lot.later.aith!

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Anonymous

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to Lover
R r ReD
V r BluE
U R one Bad Brother
Preda make me Sick

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Anonymous

Wednesday, July 12, 2000 - 09:20 pm
uh huh hell naw........you is so wrong........

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Aniga

Thursday, July 13, 2000 - 11:01 am
You all are and act like language critics....
Why evaluate what the guy wrote to his beloved girfriend. Let him be the lover he is; But please do us all a favor "Mr, Lover" and post your love views to where they belong. Obviously, this ain't no Romance side. I'm sure there are plenty of such sites on the internet. So, once again please take your feelings to some where else.
And you all, Stop scrutnizing what this guy wrote, it will only make you all challange with your imaginations........save those for your special someone..cus it suppose to be private and unsharable.
Bay the way, the sh-i-t he wrote SUCK.