     WOO HAAH | Unrecorded Date
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a
sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other
talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge
people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it? |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
hhah ur funny. i especially like the one" look, it fits my barbie clothes".
p.s. why not find 60 ways for the opposite sex 2. |
| xishood | Unrecorded Date
Waa ka soo darteem ma gaalaa meesha isku fuuleysa waa maxay waxaad ka hadleyso war orodoo wax iskula har ananaati baad tahaye. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
wow haa
hey waxaad aqrinaysid ma naag gaala ah habeen kaa qabsatay kugana soo tiri waxaan dhan. that is not funny at all. wax fiican la imoo not wax laguu soo aqriyey. |
| sexkitten | Unrecorded Date
waxlee negative ah meshaan like xishood get a crip you old fart if you don't get it don't bother to post it losser...
WOO HAA that was so halirouse man! i'm impressed
check this out:
10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO /SAY ABOUT LADIES
1: Don't ever say ' honey your poops are way small.
2: honey i juzt like that big thigh
3: Your butt is like roller coaster
4: Don't try to kiss her for the first 2 months
5: You got a chicken legs
6: Damn! i can hardly see your #######
7: Your mommA got bigger ass than you.
8: What can i get you on velintines day.
9: kiss my black ass
10: do the head job (cus we somali we ain't have any clue) |
| woo haah | Unrecorded Date
lol lol lol!!! sexy kitten
all i gotta say is wooooooooooooo haaaaaaaaaaaaah
hahahaha lov da one damn i cant see your ####
hahaha sis your funny keep it up
and for the rest stayin negative....this is only a joke doooovis
lol |
| samera | Unrecorded Date
hi bro and sis,
what is wrong with that person. you must be sick then your are, how could you say that about your own kind? |
| isha | Unrecorded Date
you go girl.looooooooooooooooooool cracking, boy love the jokes. Yo ppl its only a joke so lighten up guys. |
| zibrahi1 | Unrecorded Date
60 things about a naked guy is so funny keep the jokes rolling about the guys |
| MissX | Unrecorded Date
WOO HAH..
ALL I CAN SAY IS...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
SEXKITTEN,
ARE U SPEAKIN FROM XPERIENCE HON?
GUYS, DONT BE ASHAMED IF WHAT WOO HAH SAID IS TRUE...I THINK COSMETIC SURGERY CAN FIX IT
LOL
~BE PEACE~ |
| 2crazy | Unrecorded Date
loooool at cosmetic surgery
what you gonna make it look good
may be a little make up here and there
lol
ya'all are too crazy for me.. |
| Harold Miracle | Unrecorded Date
> A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had<BR>
> not had a date,nor any sex in quite some time. She was<BR>
> afraid she might have something wrong with her so she<BR>
> decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex<BR>
> therapist.<BR>
><BR>
> Her GP recommended that she go see Dr.Chang, the<BR>
> well-known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see<BR>
> him.<BR>
><BR>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,<BR>
> "Ok, take off all your crose." So she did.<BR>
><BR>
> "Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other side<BR>
> of room."<BR>
> So she did.<BR>
> "Ok, now crawl reery fass back to me."<BR>
> So she did.<BR>
><BR>
> Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your<BR>
> problem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse<BR>
> case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."<BR>
><BR>
> Confused the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary<BR>
> Disease?"<BR>
> Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
All I have to said" You ppl need help.
(although joke was fun) is still insult guys. |
| dariuo | Unrecorded Date
i hated the joke about the funny
guy because it insults guys. |
| a mon | Unrecorded Date
guys can are insulted--boo hoo
insult us all you want..just dont refuse when we get it out
lol |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Salamu calykum
Wanna be funnies............U losers Fear Allah...And Have some Haya(hishood)for ur ownsake.......and give some respect To the creators of Allah |
| RUSSIA | Unrecorded Date
Ala hayaay, meeshan waa lagu ba'ay oo qolalkii somaalida waxaa baratay dhagixii mad madoobaa(adoontii). |
| versacci POLO | Unrecorded Date
SEX KITTEN
ye know wha next time speak fo yo self CAZ I have had the best hoodwash form a somalian girl
damn I can never forget that
and the rest of ya'll dont let yo selves down ya'll can learn how to do the best hood wash |
| Faarax Bashir | Unrecorded Date
ku woo Haa"
Wixii nin kaxishoodo buu nin xarago mooda.
waxaan ku dhihi lahaa adiga ayaa is yaqaane wax lala soo shirtago ayaa badan ee waxaan oo kale hakusoodabicin bogga bulshada. kulase yaabimayo maxaa yeelay adiga oo kale horey bay soomalidu uga maah'maahday oo tiri "qorina qaaciisu baxaa" "qofna" garaadkiis "buu``hadlaa"ama qawlkiis.Haddii aadan aqoon wax aad bulshada u sheegto si aad u dhiibato fakradaada waa in aad akhrisato marka hore fakradaha quruxda badan ee dadku isdhaafsanayaan.
Waxay sheekadaadu isoo xasuusisay sheeko la“ iiga sheekeeyay oo dhacday wakhtigii dagaalku kabilowday soomaliya taas oo ku dhacday mooryantii qabsatay Mogadishu markii ay soo galeen guri uu lahaa nin wasiir ka ahaa dawladdii Siyaad Bare, ayeey qaar kamid ahaa mooryaantii baadiyaha katimid u baahdeen musqusha marka meeshii ay kaga farisan lahaayen musqusha godkeeda waxay ku saxaroodeen mutuleelkii musqusha.
Marka wuxuu fakar kaagu u dhigmaa sheekadas oo waxaad adiguna ku saxarootay Bogga Bulshada adiga oo garan waayey faraqa udhexeeya waxa aad lawadigi karto bulshada iyo waxa adiga gaarka kuu ah private life ka iyo public life ka.Think wisely before you publish your article and I do consider that human being can make a mistake but take it as a advice.
Somali ladies are very beautful and I guess most somali men are satisfy with their wives and we should be proud of our kulture and tradition where ever we liv.After my comments, Iam sending a warm greeting to all somalians and all other people who use this page.
Har det rigtigt godt fornųjelse!
Fra Faarax Bashir. |
| annoyed | Unrecorded Date
2 woo haa
Keep it up, i thought it was very funny.
more please.
lol
2the rest who don't get it or think its insulting
why read it.it was a simple and funny joke, nothing more to . The piont of all this is to make
ppl laugh. |
| KEISHA | Unrecorded Date
I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY AT ALL, NONE OF THESE SO-CALLED JOKES. CAUSE IT'S INSLUTING TO OTHERS, SO WHAT IF IT'S A "JOKE".....
P.S. NOT FUNNY!!! |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
lollollollololololololollollolololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
I CAN'T STOPPPPPPPPP IT'S SOO FUNNY KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK |
| woo haah...aka..ActionReAction | Unrecorded Date
Ya'aLL keep on Laughin and you are welcome to
post your own jokes here...
but as far as i go, I WILL HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE
it is been nice****** |
| hamaada hmd hamada | Unrecorded Date
wallaalayaal,
dhamaantiin meesha waxba kuma haysaane
iska aamusa,
wax qeyr leh ama faa'iido leh haddi aadan ku kaftami karin
laakiin "Qori taabasho iyo tuuji waa isugu mid" ayey soomaalida tiraahdaaye,
idinka sida dhagax oo kale ayaad noqoteen oo waxba maqli meysaan.
woo waaw wii!!! |
| TROUBLEGIRL | Unrecorded Date
One thing I would never say to a NAKED GUY.... is LIFT ME UP...... |
| LOVELY | Unrecorded Date
YO . THAT IS FUNNY!!" MAY BE IF WE WATER IT WILL GROW" AH AH SHOT ME!! |
| LOVEYOU | Unrecorded Date
SUBXANALLAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S GOOD TO MAKE FUNNY BUT I THINK WE SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER ALLAH WHEN MAKING FUNNY THINGS
BY THE WAY WHAT I SAW IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
LADIES FEAR ALLAH AND COVER YOURSELVES |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
is it me or all u canadians somalis dont have a sex life at all, uphere in london we got all the phattest, sexist most bueitiful somalis women, no wonder my hood is so full of tronto immigrant. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
you see guys if you think it's unacceptble just dont read it cuz it says 60 THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED GUY so you should know enough
i though it was funny
keep up |
