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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): !!!!!SOOMAALIDA ISAGAA UGU BADIYA WILISAQADA!!!!!
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yuusuf

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Anagaa kuu keeneyno wiilkaagee Lacag noo sheeg

Waxaa jirey odey waayeel ah oo caruurna ka lahaa wiil kali ah wiil kii baa maalintii danbe u dhoofey Kinya-neyrobi isagoo sii raba in uu wax istaro isaga iyo abihiisba oo uu ka duceesto. Neyrobi oo uu uga sii dhoofo wadamadaas kale yurub ama carabaha shaqo ama waxbarasho wixii ilaahey siiyo.
Nasiib daro wixuu iska galey jaad cunid ama qayilid taas oo uu dantiisii oo dhan ilowsiisey
Wiilkii warkiisii waala waayey waxaa laga soo wareegey 12 sano odegii oo samrey ayaa maalintiidanbe u yimaadeen dhalinyaro wiilal oo wiilka saaxiibadii ahaa oo sifiican uyaqaano oo waxey wadacayaari jireen ciyaarta hidaha iyo dhaqan soomaaliyeed eeWilisaqadalooyaqaan. Wiilkana wuxuu aad u jeclaa ciyaartaa wilisaqada ah. oo ku dhaheen odeygii anagaa wiilkii keeneynee lacag noo sheeg wuxuu ku yiri waxaa rabtaan qaatee ee wiilka ii keena wiilashii ayaa waxey yimaadeen Neyrobi ayagoo raba wiilka in ay helaan waxaa ay go aansadeen in ciyaartii wilisaqada ku qaban qaabiyaan meel dhinaca ku heysa meesha qaadka lagu gado mar ay cayaar ay tumayeen sedex maalmood gurbaan iskudhacaayay ayaa maalintii danbe wiilkii oo boodayo goobta dhaxyimid waxaa ka dhacdey hala qabto waa! Waa! isagii oo qaad gacanta midig kuwato


dhamaad

by yuusuf/nanac

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Anonymous

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Assalaamu calaykum, walaal ku mahadsanid sheekadaada taas oo ah mid dhacdaa ah oo si dhab ah (lagayaabo) in ay u dhacday. Balse, sida runta-ah waxa aan ku qoslo kama aannan helin!

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Anonymous

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nac nac le af ka ka jee di dad ka ehlu mir qaan ka ah

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jdjdjd

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waar nin jow horta waad da daashay mar ba hadaad shooko qortay laakiin saaxiiboow KAMA HELIN KUMA NA QOSLI ee ma u jeedo ayaad kalahayd ilay bogan waa kii ila qosol


dad ka qayila meel baad ka ga soo haday

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Horusocoto

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walaal waad salaaman tahay balse wax lagu qoslo meesha ku maadan qorin

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abukar

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Macallinka sheekadan maxaa aheyd maba nuureeysee awoowe wax dadka ka qosliyaa la rabaa

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Anonymous

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waxay ila tahay inaad ilowday qaybtii lagu qasli lahaa sheekadaada!

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libaasalaax

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Libaaxsalaax

Waxaa jirey nin u dhashay dalka Ruushka oo ahaa nin aad u caan ahaa xagga dagaalka aadna ugu fiicna. Derajadiisu waxay ahayd General, wax cilmi ah oon tan askariyeed ahayn ma lahayn. Waxaa u ahaa gacanyare amaba Secretary nin dhalin yaro ah oo la yidhaahdo Feediya.
Maalintii danbe Generalku u yeedhay Feediya oo ku yidhi:" war feediya maxaad u guursan weydey?" Feediya ya u jawaabay:"Maxaan jaalle guursadaa gabdhaha Ruushku waa wada tuntaane".

Generaalkii baa berrito waxaan soo rigaynayaa gabdhaha askarta ah oo dhan, saad uga dooratid gabadh fiican. Marka waxaan odhanayaa :"Gabadhii tumataay tallaabo hore u soco".

Subaxdii danbe baa generaalkii gabdhihii askarta soo rigeeyey.Markaasuu yidhi:"Gabadhii tumataay horay soco !". Dhamaantood horay u dhaqaaqeen mid mooyane. Markaasaa generaalkii intuu farxay ku yidhi xoghayihiisii:"Bal eeg gabadha quruxdaas leh ee tuman". Feediya intuu qosluu yidhi:"Jaalle,qudheedu la mide way dhega la'dahay!!"

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QASAYE

Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 11:58 pm
WArya sxb waad kumahadsanthay sheekada laakiinse wax lagu qoslo ma ahan!!

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EBYAN

Tuesday, July 04, 2000 - 11:07 am
WALAAL SHEEJADAADU AAD BAY U QOSOL BADAN TAHAY LAKIIN WAXAAN LA YAABANAHAY SIDAYSAN U FAHMIN DADKA DHAHAYA WAX LAGU QOSLO MAAHAN, WAR MAXAA KA QOSOL BADAN QOF INTA CAYAAR LOO TUMAY LA HELAY OO 12 SANO WAR LAGA LA'AA