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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): *JUDGEMENT DAY AIRLINES!
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stranger

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*** Judgement Day Airlines ***

Identification
Name: Son of Adam
Nationality: From Clay
Address: Planet Earth

Flight Info
Departing Terminal: This World
Arriving Terminal: The Hereafter
Departure Time: No person knows what he will earn tomorrow and no person
knows in what land he will die
Arrival Time: And the stupor of death will come in truth "This is what
you have been avoiding!"
Accompanying Party: Children, Wives, Family, Friends, and others are NOT
allowed.

Flight Conditions
Passengers are advised to follow the orders given in Allah's Book and The
Sunnah of His Noble Messenger, like:
1-Obedience, Love, and Fear of Allah
2-Constant remembrance of Death
3-Realizing that there is only Heaven and Hellfire on the Last Day
4-Knowledge benefited from
5-Your food, drink, and money should be Halal

Allowed Luggage
1-Two meters of white cloth
2-Good deeds
3-A prayer from a righteous son
4-Ongoing charity
5-Knowledge benefited from

Nothing else is allowed to accompany him.

For more Information: Please return to The Book of Allah and The Sunnah of
His Noble Prophet (PBUH).

Notice: Extra weight of Good Deeds is allowed. (Calling is direct and for
free)

YOU DO NOT NEED TO CONFIRM YOUR RESERVATION, IT IS ALREADY CONFIRMED.

Knowlege is the key to sucess in this life and in the hereafter..

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Anonymous

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stranger:

have we met?

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stranger

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Bismillah

i don't think so Anonymous!

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anonymous

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this is not a joke, o'k people

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cajaa'ib

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That is very true, and whoever think that this a joke because it's in (ila qosol) please think again??

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ummiyah

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Salaamu aleikum

i guess, i have an idea of whom u are....keep that good effort

I love that air flight thingy and still for a year it's in my email account mash'allah

It's a warning to those who have hikmah, and inteliggence

peace

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SICIID MAXAMUUD

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WAAAD MAHADSANTAHAY NINYOHOW WAXAAD NAXASUUSISAY QIYAAMADA IYO WAXYAALA KALE

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Curadka

Thursday, June 22, 2000 - 10:17 am
Judgment Day Airlines

Nice, it made me think. But does everyone ride in the same airline... I think there will be two flights's taking off...

One for the Good.
And the other

For the Evil.