     Funnyface | Unrecorded Date
It's Saturday morning. Abdi just about to set off on a round of golf when he realises that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Abdi heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello" Says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," Says Abdi. "Is Mummy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Daahir."
After a brief pause, Abdi says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Daahir, honey!"
"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with
Mummy!"
Then he said: "Okay, then. Here's what I want you do do. Put down the phone, run upstairs
and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and uncle Daahir that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back
to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" he asked.
"Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's dead."
"Oh my god... And what about uncle Daahir?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too
and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's all dead too."
There is a long pause, then Abdi says,
Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?
OOOPPPSS!!! I guess Abdi dialed a wrong #!!! :-) |
