     NaTina | Unrecorded Date
Hey Ya'LL just a lil' somptin somptin' I thought was funnY....tell me what U think aight!
A GOOD STARTTyrone asked his work buddy Robert one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robertreplied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife tomake love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goeslike this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you! Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys is so dang sentimental an' sh*t...." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try, so he spent the
rest of the day thinking up a poem for his wife.
The next day Tyrone showed up to work just all beat to hell; bruised eyes, a broken nose, fat lip, the works. Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice, that's all. I just told her a poem...." "Well, what poem did you tell her?" Tyrone told him: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. Roll your ass over, I'll mount you like a dog!" |
| Ubax | Unrecorded Date
Lol@@@@ lmao @ Natina demn grl that was coo.
hahaah. |
| Nature | Unrecorded Date
lol@@Princess oh lord!!! I am gonna get a
heart attack laughing....that was hilarious |
| reer baadiye | Unrecorded Date
there jamaican guy who were esl class mate with somali guy they fought once upon the day and jamaican guy said boomb klaaat bla!bla! the somali guy said do you think I am terorist because he did not know what that word means. |
| Maimuna | Unrecorded Date
Natina
sis that was funny. That really made me laugh. There arent that many funny jokes in here but i was wrong.
keep up the good work.
M |
| xaaji | Unrecorded Date
damn u make me laugh sis whay waz funy for realy niggaz will do that u know heardhead niggaz
love u sis |
| xaaji | Unrecorded Date
damn u make me laugh sis that waz funy for realy niggaz will do that u know heardhead niggaz
love u sis |
| Str8 Thug | Unrecorded Date
BITCH VS PIMP
Yo NaTina, sup sweet thang. Yo joke was off da hook...but of course mine is better...lol...by da way no offense to da ladiez or fellaz :-)
Ahhh Women...
Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
I have two mounds upon my bodice
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree
Not to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard on
Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass
I always save money by using coupons
Can admit to others when I am wrong
Don't drive in circles at any cost
So I don't have to admit when I am lost
Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon
Every time I go to the john
Let me tell you men
Listen to me boys
Those things in your pants
That you treat as toys
You love them more then we ever will
We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill
I spend two hours preparing for a date
Only to find you're two hours late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay to remember the score
I won't lose my hair
I don't get jock itch
And just cause I'm assertive
Don't call me a bitch
I don't wear the same underwear everyday
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay
I don't go to Sears
To look at the tools
I don't cheat at poker
I follow the rules
I don't smoke cigars
Don't pay for drinks at bars
I don't punch my friends just to say "Hi"
And it's o.k. for me to cry
I know all you men
Think that you're "IT"
But compared to a woman
You just ain't SH*T!
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Ahhh Men...
Everyday I give thanks to my God
That I've got a Dick and a tight ass bod.
I like to play sports, I love to get naked,
Is it our fault that you girls can't take it?
I own lots of tools and don't mind putting on weight,
when I get ready for a party, my ass is never late.
I can actually drive a car and even change a tire,
my ability to produce children will never expire.
When a male is born, it is clearly heaven-sent,
that's probably why a woman has never been president.
I can pee without squatting, I've slept in a tent,
women's fatal flaw is that they are subservient.
First and foremost, my looks don't govern my life,
When I gain a few pounds, I don't go under the knife.
I don't read the nutrition labels, I like to eat meat, if any women objects,
she can just take a seat.
I don't own a hair dryer, I brush my hair with my hands, I am considered the better gender in the majority of lands.
I masturbate openly, I secretly desire a mirror on my ceiling, I don't go cry when someone hurts my feelings.
Listen to me girls, I need to tell you something right trick, it pertains to love making and my almighty Dick
That thing in your pants that you guard like treasure,
Men don't respect you for it, we just see it as pleasure.
I like it squeezed, jacked, licked and sucked,
I am capable of having sex and saying "we fucked."
I like to have sex and finish with a roar,
I hope to remain a promiscuous bachelor.
Bitches think that they're "all that,"
But we don't care about every ounce of fat.
Just cuz your thighs cause mass amounts of friction,
Doesn't mean you belong outside of the kitchen!!
Any girl that objects, just respond please,
But on one condition, first get off your knees...
I have a little advice to my fellow men, and I'm afraid I can't lie,
NEVER trust anything that can bleed for four days and then not DIE!
Right at home is where women should stay,
Cuz men are the ones that make the pay.
At least our Dick doesn't sag when we get older,
I've seen better looking bitches by the name of Rover.
At least my body doesn't bleed that certain week,
Bitch you're just jealous, don't sweat the technique.
You constantly get played like children’s games,
Guys just f*ck you and forget your names!!!!!!!
Bitches all be hanging from my large nut sack,
Now what the f*ck are you going to say after this counter
attack... |
| SmOoThY | Unrecorded Date
TO::::Str8 thug brotha U got time to write all that wack azz shi*T.. |
| ThugGirl | Unrecorded Date
Str8 THug
your joke is not all that ill, although NAtina one is aight...
you can do betta next time...not to worry |
| fahima | Unrecorded Date
boy that light up my fase.... that was sooooooo cool that all my student friend is asking me about what i am smaling abuot. and this is all of ya who have some thing agenst him like thunggirl. man u all suck cause in sted coming up with a good joke like this u all have to scrach his back.
next time try to lighe in sted of coming with a bad
points thanks. love fahima........
sweety keep doing the good jokes bye... |
| DrAgOn BalL z | Unrecorded Date
FAHIMA THREE LETTER'S "E.S.L" |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
I'll say, ESL now!!! |
| Anonymous | Friday, June 16, 2000 - 02:53 am
fahima what the hell did u just say...... |
| LUVLY | Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 09:51 pm
**LOL** GURL THAT WAS SO FUNNY...
KEEP IT UP!!!
**LOL**
PEACE OUT LUVLY |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, July 12, 2000 - 09:29 pm
hell naw |
