     NaTina | Unrecorded Date
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school. When they graduated,they wanted both to go to the same college, but, the girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the West Coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home and would not return his calls. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and e-mails trying to
win back her love.
She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back so she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's dick and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but, even more so, he was pissed. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" and mailed the picture to her parents.
Paybacks a Bitch, ain't it!!!
SOME MOE FUNNY STUFF!
-Ten Things that Piss Me Off -Adam Sandler
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no penis.
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too." F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?
5. When people say "It's always in the last place
you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did
you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there.
7. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff
Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr.Healey. You're blind for God's sake!
8. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
9. When something is "new and improved", which is
it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you
know how fast you were going? You should know assh*le you f*cking pulled me over! |
| Ubax | Unrecorded Date
lol@@@ lmao demn Natina hahah loved the picture part...forget about money bet they never called his azz again..lol
Adam lol the waterboy sure is funny!
Thanx Natina sure did lmao. |
| nature | Unrecorded Date
lol@@@@NaTina woooooow!!!! that was really funny It reminds me something lol@ |
| Ubax | Unrecorded Date
mmmh nature and what would that be mr?...lol |
| uf | Unrecorded Date
dhilooyin + dhiley
those who lost the most are those who rise you, Mam and Dad........ |
| Ina Daamur | Unrecorded Date
Dhilooyin + dhilay = makes you MuthaFuckazz!!!
dhilayahaw futada iyo afkuba is kudaloo laan. Ufkaagana manaqaane meesha hafadarayn nijaas yahaw.....waxaanunaqaa naa meeshaad katimit eed xaarka qoriga aad iskaga masixijirtay, nacalaa futada uraysa eelooxa-ah kaagayaal...Don't be talking to my girl like that YOU HEARD!!!! |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
LooooooooooooooooL |
| janaay | Unrecorded Date
....lool....that was funny what a Clever guy...lol |
| Ubax | Unrecorded Date
Hey janaay how you been?...havent seen you around lately...see you there (you know where) Bye. |
| Theman polo | Unrecorded Date
Natina
that was the most heleriuos jooke i have seen in this page so far way da go baby.
cant wait to read yo next joke
later |
| somegirl | Unrecorded Date
natina
girl that was funny...
he really got her this time...
looooooooooool
wuhahahaha |
| chocolate | Friday, June 16, 2000 - 02:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rolling my friends think i have gone insane
keep them coming
lol natina you da bomb girl
props to ya
peace out
chocolate |
