.

 

 

.

SomaliNet Library

SomaliNet Forums Archives: Before May 2001

Yes, thanks to SomaliNet Communuity, Somalis took advantage of the internet at its infancy!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): Retirement
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Ma Dawg

Unrecorded Date
Retirement

My nookie days are over
my pilot light is out,
what used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout.

Time was of it's own accord
from my trousers it would spring,
but now I have a full time job
to find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarassing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning
it would stand and watch me shave.

but as old age approached
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its withered head
and watch me tie my shoes.