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     | Unrecorded Date Top 10 Reasons Why Computers Must Be Male: 10. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring themhome. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the rightbuttons. 5. The best part of having one is the games you canplay. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turnthem on. 3. The lights are on, but nobody's home. 2 Big power surges knock them out for the night.1. Size does matter. Top 10 Reasons Why Compilers Must Be Female:10. Picky, picky, picky. 9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. 8. Beauty is only shell deep. 7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing". 6. Can produce incorrect results with alarmingspeed. 5. Always turning simple statements into bigproductions. 4. Smalltalk is important.3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.2. They make you take the garbage out. 1. Miss a period and they go wild. I'M OUT WWBWOMAN
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey WwbWoman lol@ what u said...........it is so true and i found it very funny.........lol......... damn girl, u are so right and i argee wit ya 100% got me girl........... Anywayz keep up da good work until then PEACE
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| | Unrecorded Date look at this Natina thing, my question for ya is how do ya know that wwbwoman is a girl. Quit the act and don't respond to ur own message, you double faced moron!!!!! What is described above is hardly a describtion. Nor is it funny, i hasten to add. Damn you idiots.
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| | Unrecorded Date To da HOE Dazzling or whateva her name is Bi-a-tch, no U just didn't call me a "thing" Listen up here U lil' hudrat....go wash yo damn pussy with vinigar cuz it stinks like a rotten fish...and while your at it, do something with that breath...and bitch calls herself DAZZLING...PLEAZE HOE...what U need is lesterin, not a sip not a swallow, but the whole damn BOTTLE...and by the way, I don't have to clearify myself...but that wasn't ma damn joke...stupid bitch...shoo...da nerve bitch has callin' me names and sh*t!...U betta recogonize hoe.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO NATINA.....LOL GIRL....VINEGAR ouchhhhh that's gotta hurt.I still don't know what the fight is about.....LADIES ATLEAST GET along on the internet.......... PEACE... Troublegirl trying to get some peace Aduunyo gadoon ahaaa heee
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| | Unrecorded Date Nitina, wud up girl? Damn girl harsh nuff...lol...but than again you're just finishing what someone started. Lol@touble....girl your right, VINEGER hurts but kills da germs.
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| | Unrecorded Date hello, can we all just get alone.. i guess not.. the joke was funny.. the compilers are crazy but us women are not as bad but funny. peace and love to all my people
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| | Unrecorded Date Looooool trobleG..... ur right honn.... its Aduunyo gadoon Adiga dad hadii aa kala celiyeesid!! anYways i think is a funny joke so, u 2girlz are fightin' for no Damnnn reason.... every1 Getts there own apenion! Thats The way the world is !!! peaceee out
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| | Unrecorded Date SALAAMZ TO ALL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL NATINA NATINA SUP SIS........AHAA WHAT CRACKED ME UP.....YEAH U TELL IT LIKE IT IS ....VINEGAR XAAX ......IT HURTS LIKE ALCOHOL.........SHOOT GRL YA KILL THE WOMAN...EZ ON HER....BUT THEN AGAIN SHE STARTED......NE'WAYZ GOOD JOB MOMA PROUD OF YA ....I GOT MA AZZ OVA HEYA ....THINKIN U GOIN TO NEED HELP PISSING PEEPZ OFF.....BUT SEEMS LIKE U GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL......BUT ON DA REALY EZ AIGHT....... GRLZ EZ ON EACH OTHER AIGHT LOOOOOL@WWWBWOMAN GRL WHAT IS SO TRUE AND FUNNY AT DA SAME TIME AS FOR DAZZLING........1 QUESTOIN....WHAT MAKES U THINK THAT NATINA IS WWWBWOMAN........N IF U ARE RIGHT HOW U KNOW..... •••• AM CONFUSED IS EVERYBODY DA SAME PERSON TROUBLEGIRL......NAA MEESHA WAREERBAA KA SOCDAA .. SALAAMZ YA'LL NUFF LOVE
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| | Unrecorded Date Ok Guyz calm down....... i'm here...i'm the real and original wwbwoman NATINA U GO GIRL............ Girl...u recked the low life bitch.... "vinegar"........ouchhhhh.......with some bleech atleast....so it can be seen.... the question is who wants to see it.... Natina thnx for your comment girl...word up siss ............................................. And to that so calling her self "dazzle" listen up silly hoe, step out in the light...how she knows the name is a female....b/c bitch...she's got eyes...and realised the name had "woman" at the end of it thats how........ ............................... Funkmoma......thnx u And to the rest of y'll i didn't know this turned into a war zone... i only chucked my joke here and never checked again.....and today...here i'm seen all those ppl bitching each other...woooooooooooooooow peace comes atlast i hope.. i hope i helped....this dilema to stop PECAE AND LUV Y'LL I'M OUT.....
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| | Unrecorded Date LADIES......Lets turn this joint into a MALE BASHING JOINT.........No VINEGAR SPLASHING in each other's PUNANI'S.... CHECK MY TOP 10 MALE BASHING CONTRIBUTION:- 1) Why is psycho-analysis quicker for men than women? - That's coz when it is time to go back to childhood....Men are already there. 2) Why R men like Popcorn? - They satisfy ya but only for a little while 3)What do U call a hadcuffed man? - TRUSTWORTHY 4)What do most men think MUTUAL ORGASM is? - An INSURANCE COMPANY. 5)Why do men have a hole in their Weener? - So that Oxygen can get to their brains. 6) Why do men like B M W's? - Coz they can spell it. 7)What is the difference between government bonds and MEN? -Bonds mature. 8)What is the difference between a MAN & E.T? -Atleast E.T remembers his phone number to have phoned home. 9)What is the difference between MEN & PIGS? - Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....But men definately turn into pigs.. 10)Why do men like frozen microwave dinner so much? - They like being able to eat and make love in under 5 minutes..........NUTTERS PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble girl.....that was funny....i agree....lol I'm sorry guyz..........but it looks like men r getting eaten here.... BUT HEY U MEN SHOULD BE PRTLY HAPPY....CUZ I ATLEAST U KNOW WE DO THINK ABOUT YOU....?? i like the first one and the sixth one...HAHA KEEP UP........GIRLZ.... i'm out.......WWBW
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| | Unrecorded Date hey everybody, WWWBW and TroubleG you made me laught so hard I really liked the jokes, and as for Dazzling take it easy girl, it is only a joke and don't call people idiots 'cause the only idiot I see in here is you. NanTina, don't mind her sis she just needs attention. I AM OUT YOU ALL !!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Listen my sweet, sweet, sweeeeeet-girls, please didn't ya'll mums tell you?....no!?.....well here it's then ">EVERY PUSSY ENDS UP WHITH A PENIS<". So,..you girls can (at this age) call names or act like some kind of a POWER-GIRL wanna-bees dumb ho's, but behind that famous chinese-wall we men know what's waiting for us!!!!!! a shining, tight, wet, hot, glimbsy, vinegar taseting and all-fashion VAGINA!..(pussy!....pussy!....pussy!) I hate admid, but ones your in! it sure feels great,and ones your out they start yellig at you. .....but again.....forget all I've said and forgive me. I let myself carried away. MY SOMALI BROTHERS AND SISTERS...PLEASE! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!I'M JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!! >>..BREDA-EMPIRE is greating all the bitches he had, I realy liked them!! PS.SOOMAALIYA HA NOOLAATO!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date WWBW & LOVERGIRL....LOL BACK GIRLS BREDA-EMPIRE U got it all wrong bro.......U know U beg for it. When it's your time-U know you have been hit by one of us...so pUUHHHHLEEESE Don't front young man...U WANT IT BAD PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date looooooool Breda-Empire. that was funn ya ! hey troublrG..... Why u reactin' this way. did he touch a hot spod Tellin' the true! anyways U all girlz like to diss us but if we stard U all begin to naaaag naaaaaaaag and Blaaa Blaaaaaaaaa Peaceeeee out ALL of Ya Kut-brommer is Out!!
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| | Unrecorded Date TROUBLEG..........U GO SISS....TELL THE BASTERD. HEY DOG EMPIRE......SHE'S RIGHT...U THE ONE WHO HAS TO BEG FOR IT AND PAY FOR IT...WHILE WE GET IT FOR FREE....... U JUST ONE OF THESE SOM. LOSERS.....WHO CAN'T GET ANY........SO U TAKING IT OUT ON US... SORRY DAWG WE CAN'T HELP U MUCH...... I TELL U WHAT....ANYONE WHETHER GIRL/GUY COMPLAINING LIKE DAT...WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS ........MY SUGGESTON TO U IS TRY THE STREETS CUZ WE (the girlz) R superioR.... admit that fool///(THIS GOES 4 U 2 KUT-FUUUCKEER (brommer) I'M OUT
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| | Unrecorded Date GIRLS,..I'M SORRY!....KUT-BROMMER,..WE'RE SORRY! SAY HI TO MY MAN PIC-DE-ELECTRIC!....AND O YEAHHH! WWBM,...DON'T SHOW-OFF...CUZ YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE I PAY OR BEG FOR MY BLOW-JOBS!, BUT IT'S TOO BAD YOUR TEETH AIN'T REAL!! OTHER WISE I'VE PAID YOU MORE. THE GUY WHO SMASHED THEM OUT DID A GOOD THING, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!!! I'M A GOOD STORY TELLER, SO IF YOU GUYS 'N' GIRLS CAN'T STOP THIS NEGATIVE REACTIONS,..THEN I WOUN'T TELL ANY!!! AFTER ALL SUCH A NEGATIVE VIBE AS THIS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CONDITION ON LONGER TERMS. IIGU SALAAMA AABAYAALKIIN, HOOYOOYINKIIN, WALLAALIHIIN, EEDOOYINKIIN IYO SAAXIIBADIINBA. BREDA-EMPIRE LOVES YOU ALL!!!!!NO MATTER WHAT!!
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| | Unrecorded Date WWBW&TROUBLEMGIRL.... Girls you sure know how to take care of men......And the jokes loved them keep it up i'm out
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| | Unrecorded Date •••• YOU Y'ALL DAMN NIGGAS DON'T KNOW NOTHING............ STUPID SOMALISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SUCK DICKS! DOING BLOW JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DA HELL Y'ALL BEEN TALKING 'BOUT, JUST LOOK AT YOUR BUTT UGLY SELFS......WITH SORRY ASS LIFES PEOPLE LISTEN UP! Y'ALL NEED A LIFE.......................... STUPID BIATCHES U TOO..........BITCHES AND HOES NEED A LIFE TOOOOOOOOO........... MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSS, COCKSUCKERS, DICKSUCKERS, PUSSYSUCKERS, AND TOESUCKERS GET A FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LIFE PEACE OUT!
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| | Unrecorded Date AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT LAST MESSAGE.... AAAAAAAAMM WHO EVER U R....R U FEELING OK I MEAN......WE CAN SEE YOUR LITTERACY IS DEVELOPING....BUT.......HEY....U FORGOT U R A SOMALI TOO..... U SEE ONLY FOOLS.....MENTION SOMALIA,, WHEN THEY WANNA SAY SOMETHING SHIIIIT..... DON'T GENERALIZE..ALL...SOMALIS..... CUZ THERE'S ALWAYS PPL LIKE YOUR STUPIDNESS AROUND..... AND SECONDLY BUT NOT LEAST......GO BACK AND RE-WRITE THAT PROBABLY....CHECK YOUR GRAMMER AND THINGZ............ DON'T TAKE THIS THE HARD WAY BOY/GIRL/IT (NO HARD FEELINGZ REQUIRED)AS THIS IS THE JOKES PAGE....... I DON'T DISS.......RETARTED PPL LIKE U I PRAY 4 U.......SO MAY GOD HELP U////// ................................................... THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO...."NUTCASE" EMPRIRE... JIGGA PLZ.............U PRBABLY SOME DICKLESS WONDER.........U KNOW SURGERY IS BECOMING CHEAP THESE DAYZ.......... WHAT IS THERE FOR ME OR THE OTHER SISTERS TO SUCK ON............LET ME GUESS...A TOOTH PICK... I CAN JUST TELL BY THE WAY U WRITE ••••,,,,AND YOUR DIRTY ATTITUDE...THAT YOUR ONE OF THOSE WHO BEG GOD EVERY DAY/NIGHT......2 INCREASE THE SIZE............. THATS ENOUGH TONIGHT...... TO BE CONTINUEDDDDD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'M OUT WWBW
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| | Unrecorded Date WWBW......LOL.......U GO GIRL...EDUCATE THE ILLITERATE
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| | Unrecorded Date This is Pik_de_electric sopeaking. i see that the girlZ in here think they can Handle them selves without men but on the Real Ladies,Girls,Bitches,Ho's,sluts,Posters...what eva u wanna call them.......Yall Need the Dick unless yall wanna use a Pik_de_electric. If u know the meaning of that name atleast....but i doubt it. i'll explane it on the Next Lesson so u want some Pik_de_electric visit this site: www.Pik_de_electric.com/WomenInNeedOfSomeDick don't forget to Visit that site if u know what's good 4 U.....i'm talking to the Bitches...pardon me i mean the Ho's.......pardon me i mean the Sluts......What do they call them again..???
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| | Unrecorded Date Lemme call ya a couple of names nigga, take yo tinny ass dick outta ma face. Come to my website I'll show U somptin tight not tired...lame ass mug. U don't gotta diss, cuz U can't get one. I mean who wants some chicken-chested muthafuckazz, such as yoself.
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| | Unrecorded Date hey everybody i don't know what your all complaning about but all a can tell you guys is to respect each other you guys have no reason to be dissing eachother on the net don't you people know there are nonsomalis who visit this website is this who represent your selfs talking about private parts such as dicks and so on anyways sisters and brothers please think before you post something. and peace out Please Don't take it PERSONAL
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| | Unrecorded Date Abshiro i totally agree with you. Their language disgusts me. Grow up people theres no need to be dissing one another every single chance you get. Peace out Brothers/sisters. From your sister in London. Faiza
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey girlz.u right...it's dicusting situation happening here....but hey who's on da blame... the guyz started this as far as i know........ And this my page....and i was expecting all this non-sence....cuz all i did was a simple joke... instead of getting responses........it turned into a critics page,,,,,,,,, well thats all for me... I'M......OUT
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| | Unrecorded Date hey kut-fucker , breda asswhole and the other loosers... i mean you guys think you are all that... you guys need to grow up and to get yourselfes together... and my sisters troubleG. ,wwbw,etc... you guys know how to handle loosers like them... peace to you all...
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| | Wednesday, June 28, 2000 - 01:40 am THIS SOMALINET IS THE FUNNIEST SITE AROUND WE SOMALI'S CAN ALWAYS BE RELIED ON TO TALK. THAT ONE THING WE ARE UNBEATABLE. IF SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE IS SURE TO CONTRADICT IT!! IT'S IN OUR NATURE I THING.. ANYWAYZ.. DON'T EVER STOP BEING SOMALI'S SIGNING OUT: ABDI
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