     THEMAN 45 | Unrecorded Date
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
Yo mama is so old she got a kickstand
Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
Yo mama's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
Yo mama's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to wear Levi 1002s
Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
Yo mama's so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible.
THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM SO HALLA AT ME IF YA'LL WANT SOME MORE |
| Qoslaye | Unrecorded Date
How about this one:
James is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a
•••• real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts
down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are
occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he
drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a •••• in the pot.
Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves.
Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,
"Dear Mr. Jamed. All is forgiven. Just tell us...where is it?" |
| THEMAN 45 | Unrecorded Date
QOSLAYE HABARTAA WASEE BAX MEELKALE
KA QOSAL
POST YO DISCUSTING JOKES ELSE WERE FAGET |
| Qoslaye | Unrecorded Date
Why? why? maxaa iga rabtaa? admaa meesha ijaartay? Lacag maa kala baxday? Obosiiba la dhacaaya miyaa meeshaan? mise ciyaalki habraha u dhuuman jiraa tahay? Waryaa madax ku xaare, clean your dirty mouth. |
| THEMAN 45 | Unrecorded Date
TO QOSLAAYE.
LOL......LOL......LOL.......LOL
U A JOKER MAAAN YOU SHOULD NAME YO SELF DAD KA QOSLIYA...
KEEP IT UP BROTHA MAN |
| lol | Unrecorded Date
qoslaaye......you are very funny, I like that joke..
how about this
-yo mama is so fat, she uses VCR as a pager..
-yo mama is so old, she knew BurgerKing, when he was prince |
| SUP MAN | Unrecorded Date
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT HER ASS HAS ITS OWN CONGRESSMAN.
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE HAD TO GO TO SEA WORLD TO GET BAPTIZED.
YO MAMMA'S SO STUPID IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO WATCH 60'MINUTES.
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT HER NICKNAME IS"DAMN"
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT SHE LAY ON THE BEACH AND PEOPLE RUN AROUND YELLING FREE WILLY.
YO MAMMA
YO MAMMA'S SP UGLY THAT ON HALLOWEEN KIDS GO AS HER.
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS INFROM OF THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN, YOU CAN ONLY SEE AND H AND THE D
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT SHE PUTS ON HER LIPSTICK WITH A PAINT ROLLER. |
| Qoslaye | Unrecorded Date
Hey guys back to you, how about this:
"Pretentious Parrot"
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a
perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you
are really ugly." A the lady was furious!
She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the
same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She
was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are
really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she
would sue the store and to get rid of the bird if they didn't do
something about it. The store manager apologized profusely and
promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot
called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
And the bird replied, "You know." |
| ReaLdeaL | Unrecorded Date
Your MAMMA soo stupid she put a stamp on a Fax.
Your MAMMA soo fat she Irons her pants on the driveway. |
| Real Mama | Unrecorded Date
Yo mama is so fat, she is labbeled ALL YOU CAN EAT
Yo mama is so fat, she takes show at the swimming pools
Yo mama's ears are so big they look like car coming down from the highway with both doors open
Yo mama is so stupid, she sits on TV and watchs the coach
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks T-G-I fridays is a TIG breathe mint
Yo mama is so horny, even three-year-old can turn her on |
| Qoslaye | Unrecorded Date
Qosalye is here:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
and animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I coma one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.' |
| Mr Joke | Unrecorded Date
hi qoslaye,
this joke is wonderful, I couldn't understand first time, but at the end I keep laughting these two Italian boys. you know italians are always funny people wherever they are. Ussually I watch Travel channel, and I see how Italian men likes to capture the attention of the women around them. They stare at them, they speak to different slang language so that girl will focus their demand. Its amazing! Here in America, when you go New York, Italian people treat women same fasion they used to treat when they were in Rome. In addition, the way they speak the language is quite funny. You assume that they are speaking broken english, but it isnot. Its their accents.
thanks for making me to laugh this joke. |
| Qoslaaye | Unrecorded Date
Thanks Mr. Joke,
How about this:
"Do You Know Me?"
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the
stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her
and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a
rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you know the defense
attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was
a youngster, too. I used to babysit him for his parents. And he, too,
has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a
drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with
anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire
state. Yes, I know him."
At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called
both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with
menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed
for contempt!" |
| Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
Your mama sucks dick like a fucking hover.
Your mama is so greasy even texaco buys oil from her. |
