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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): HOW TO COVER WHEN U FART

THEMAN 45	Unrecorded Date I HOPE YA'LL ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS MA FRIENDS HAD A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. She was waiting for her date and wanted to make sure everything was perfect. But, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!" The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady, which way was it headed?" LET ME KNOW WACH YA'LL THINK
U.Sgirl	Unrecorded Date This a good one lollllllll! I cracked a rib laughing. keep it coming bro!
IMAN	Unrecorded Date THAT WAS CHEAP AIN'T LAUGHTING
Troubled..mind	Unrecorded Date Ha ha, yeah good remark from the waiter.
Sally	Unrecorded Date very sad.....i'm disgusted!!..n' how the •••• do u crack a rib laffin' @ that??? da'••••? frickin' molies i swear!!!
Anonymous	Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 12:05 pm eew i didn't like it at all. It ain't that funny either. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooory. try something else.