     PassionGirl | Unrecorded Date
A Farmer and His Pigs
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls the vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. the farmer hangs up and gives it some thought.
He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take effect, and loads them into the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around.
"One more try", he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his
wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. "No", she says, "they are all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."
Ha ha aa hah |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
GIRL U NEED HELP 4REAL
BIG TIME HELP |
| JEEGO | Unrecorded Date
EEY this very funy and HOOOOOOOTTTTT Baby what was your name again?!!! |
| DILO | Unrecorded Date
I did not tel you my name so i don't know what you mean by (what was your name again) THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE |
| DILO | Unrecorded Date
I did not telL you my name so i don't know what you mean by (what was your name again) THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE |
| SOFIA | Unrecorded Date
THERE WAS A MAN CALLED •••• ME HARDER SO ONE DAY HE HAD A WOMEN IN HIS ROOM AND THEY WERE DOING IT (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)HIS MUM WAS IN THE HOUSE AND SHE CALL HIM ;•••• ME HARD Hiii.so he thought that the women was talking to him then he said IAM FUCKING HARD IAM .(IF YOU DON'T UNDRSTAND DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT) |
| IMAN | Unrecorded Date
GIRL THAT WAS FUCING FUNNY CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME
E-MAIL ME AT WWW.IMAN,COM |
| joker | Unrecorded Date
bitch that was fucking funny, tell me though were did u get this idea from.
ooooooooooooo let me guss u experienced it ur self, in the role of the pig loooooooooooooool.
no offence
piece |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
IT WAS FUNNY BUT, HOW THE HELL DID U THINK ABOUT THIS????? SECOND THOUGHT "DONT TELL ME"
KEEP UP THE STUPID JOKES!!!!4REAL! |
| Amaal | Unrecorded Date
Why do you tell such rude jokes, why cant you just be normal people. Mostly girls are the one who are soo rude.
Those jokes were not funny blieve me u just wasted your time.
If you want to have @*# go and do it somewhere else we dont wanaa hear about .
Have some self respect for yourself and "FEAR ALLAH" coz we might not know u but Allah certanly does. |
| bitch | Unrecorded Date
you asked you to read this you bitch |
| bitch | Unrecorded Date
you asked you to read this you bitch |
| Zuaad | Unrecorded Date
Ehehe!!! Ahahah!!! Ohohoh!!! Ihihih....
Pardon me, That I'm a very slow person,I didn't get the story and laught until I get the part when he askes his wife about the pigs and the wife says "NO,they are all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn." ihihihih .. That means the whole damn honry pigs want to go and have the bang-bong done...damn it really made me laugh out loud ..LOL. |
| layla | Unrecorded Date
that was a really sick joke and i like sick jokes but to be honest i didn't get it either. tell me something that makes sense. |
| sweet thang | Unrecorded Date
Ha,ha,ha now people have some sense of humor wills ya!!!
This girl is only trying to make you up-tied-ass-bitchs laugh..... I didn't come here to make trouble but this joke made me laugh hell girl you are funny, you should get money for this. Keep up the work and peace and love to y'all.
PS. now more disrespecting our sister passiongirl |
| Sara | Unrecorded Date
All that and more |
| sexy ceaser | Unrecorded Date
To sweet thang
i totally agree with you man like he said keep
up the good work and keep it real
peace and love
1 time |
| thia | Unrecorded Date
hehehehehe
U nougthy lil thang!!! Keep it up ....u got talent gurl ! hahahaha.....don stop writting jokes....
Peace & luv
Thia |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
To PassionGirl
I didn't find the joke to be funny,rather it was nasty. Tell me why would anyone want to •••• a pig? Would u?
Nice try.......
thanx
peace up,sis!!! |
| YOU | Unrecorded Date
U DISGUSTING BITCH. |
| shimbir | Unrecorded Date
what do you people do for a living you seem a bunch of lonley sad and i wont say the rest
anyway nice knowing you
traaaa |
| LOVELY | Unrecorded Date
•••• YA'LL . LOW CLASS
YA'LL TALK •••• AND CHEAP. THOSE ARE SOME LAME JOKES
CHECK ME NEXT WEEK WHEN I BRING SOME ILL JOKES
PAAAAAAAAAAAAECE!! |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
By the way passiongirl/shimbir
Or whatever you call your self. You did not make that joke up, you took an original anf f**ked it up. You are one dumb motherf**king bitch if you thought that no one would notice.
Pleaz girl, the next time you want to change an original joke at least make it funny. Hell, the original was even better than that. And about the pigs, is that coming from past experience. You are one hell of a sick thing. Go wash that dirty mind of yours, that was not a joke that was not funny. And anyone who tells you it was funny is laughing at you not with you.
P.E.A.C.E O.U.T |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
By the way passiongirl/shimbir
Or whatever you call your self. You did not make that joke up, you took an original anf f**ked it up. You are one dumb motherf**king bitch if you thought that no one would notice.
Pleaz girl, the next time you want to change an original joke at least make it funny. Hell, the original was even better than that. And about the pigs, is that coming from past experience. You are one hell of a sick thing. Go wash that dirty mind of yours, that was not a joke that was not funny. And anyone who tells you it was funny is laughing at you not with you.
P.E.A.C.E O.U.T |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Lady i have only one main message for ya'l and thats: ''DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB KOS YOU AIN'T FUNY GIRL''. Say ISTAQFURULLAH AND WASH YOUR FACE. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
that was funny,ta mate |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Hi ya'll
I don't get it why ya'll got to fight about everything, this is fun page and no mater what the joke is you should apretiate, coz some1 had the efferd to make you lough. you don't like then please don't insult the person ---- just leave without a fight-----don't be like the SOMALI ELDERS.......
Thank you. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
well the seems to be a skirmish going on in here ?whats up wit you ppl.dont take a joke seriously huh.girlfriend keep on doing your thangand forget about the criticism.peace |
| hassan | Unrecorded Date
the only jokes that are funny are the ones that bitches telling.i ask myself why is it because of experience. |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
Hmmmmm... i agree with Amaal. |
| AFGOOYE | Unrecorded Date
I wanted to read jokes not animal sex.
I have seen some noughty tapes but never animal sex.
Even I myself have a standard.
LoL!!!! |
| RAMIA | Unrecorded Date
BBIIIIITTTTTTCCCHHHHH |
| sisqo | Unrecorded Date
•••• all you neges,the thoung the thoung |
| ahmed ali | Unrecorded Date
chill babyyyyyyyyyyyyy this is,t funny ok
yourssssssssssssssss ahmed |
| dowlaada | Unrecorded Date
if
you so bad to have bang bong with pig then tell me all about it after you experaince it ok
good luckkkkkkkkkkkk |
| GINuWINE | Unrecorded Date
TO PASSION GIRL
THAT WAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM JOKE
THEY IS JUST ANGRY COZ
ALL THESE HALIMOS AND FARRAHS IN DA PLACE CANT UNDERSTAND
TALKING ABOUT ANIMAL SEX
U CAN RIDE MY PONY
PEACE KEEP MAKING US LAUGTH GIRL |
| SAGALEEY | Unrecorded Date
OH LORD! |
| GINuWINE | Unrecorded Date
YO SAGAAL
WHAT DO YA MEAN OH LORD!!!!!!!
DONT ACT LIKE U DONT KNOW ME
U KNOW ALL ABOUT ME AND MY PONY |
| Troubled..mind | Unrecorded Date
Damn that was a funny 'sick' joke. And It was good.
'Bleeb' all those 'bleebs' who are cracking it down. They all stupid anyway so. Don't take notice of them.
p.s. Bleebs stands for You god damn stupid motha f&ckin' ass holes.
and bleeb stands for f*ck |
| DARBO | Unrecorded Date
To The Haters
Don't hate the players hate the game
TO The Pimps and Hoes
do yo things stay true what yo do
To The Players
Them nigges hating gama, but hey yo are players
i'm out peace players
Old School Players ( DARBO) |
| AYANA | Friday, June 23, 2000 - 10:21 am
THAT WAS SOME FUNNY ASS JOKE, AND TRUST ME THERE'S PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO SEX ANIMALS ON A REGULAR BASIS, I BET THEY WOULD REALLY FIND THIS JOKE REALLY FUNNY, I ROLLED OFF MY CHAIR GIRL THAT WAS WICKED. KEEP THE HOT JOKES ROLLING IN GIRL.
FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMPLAINING THAT THE JOKE WAS NASTY OR WHATEVER WHY WOULD YOU EXPECT EVERYONE TO TELL NICE CLEAN JOKES, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT THE KITCHEN.
PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL THE JOKERS |
| chairman_of_Wolfpack | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:41 pm
I must hand it to you, that was cool.
Uusually I am very cynical and critical about jokes normally on here but I can't say I've ever heard that one before
keep up the good work!!! |
| SUHUUR | Thursday, July 20, 2000 - 11:45 am
lol@@@honking.word |
| Anonymous | Sunday, July 23, 2000 - 08:53 am
Girl that was Funny ! Keep up the good work, and always remember always fear Allah !
Peace outZEEEEEman |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
To. anon...
How does the original joke go that the has fu..ed up, I would love to know so we can compare. |
| HODAN | Unrecorded Date
TO PASSIONGRL
GIRL THAT WAS FUNNY,AND KEEP IT UP GOOD WORK!!!
AND YOU KNOW THOSE DOGS AND CHIKENS ARE
JUST JEALUS, SO DONT GIVE CARE OK!!!
YO PEOPLE SOMEONE STARTED PAGE WITH OWN SUBJECT
WHY GOT BE RUDE FOR? GET YOU OWN AND LEAVE
THE GIRL ALONE,DADAD HAVE NICE LIVES BADOOW ONES
DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT JOKES GET LIVES YOO!
TAKE Care girl
from ur sis hodan
with love& bye!!! |
