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     | Unrecorded Date A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male/female issues. They talked about who was better in certain sports, who were the better entertainers, etc. The flirting continued for more than an hour when he topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, " Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" He then went on for several hours arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the man was finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited response. "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this - when your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better - your year or your finger???" Have a fun day! won't you?.
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| | Unrecorded Date Sick & pathetic!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Lol@@@@@@@@@@@@@Passiongirl, I guess anonymous, must be a man with a small thingy. Touche anonymous!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date PassionGirl, You're pretty funny girl/boy. I loughed so hard my boss was about to fire me. This is an example that you don't need to be hard core to be funny!!! thanks...Hit me w/more jokes.
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| | Unrecorded Date are you out of jokes ,coz this one sucks!!!!.this is not the dry season in Ethopia.THINK would you please!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date TO PASSIONGIRL I THOUGHT THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP THE JOKES UP GIRL
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| | Unrecorded Date iIf woman enjoy sex more than men then how came wwe pay women to have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date If woman enjoy sex more than men then how came we pay women to have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date TO: AFGOOYE WOMAN JUST LIKE PLAYING HARD TO GET!!!!!! P.S DO U REALLY PAY????? U NEED HELP OR MAYBE ME....FOR A GOOD SESSON.(ONLY JOKING BRO) NO HARD FEELINGS????
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| | Unrecorded Date I rather wank than sleep with you fine girl One thing is for sure I am not gonna pay U a penny of my hard earned money to you whatever you offer!!!!!!!finegirl
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| | Unrecorded Date Girl that was fuuuuuunnnnnny!!! keep up the good work To all the guyz that didn't get it THINK HARD AIGHT!!!! Hey afgooye are u in AUSTRALIA?????
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| | Unrecorded Date By: Najeib that was the really funny keep it up GIRL!
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| | Unrecorded Date Ailiah me from the Essex Massive. the nearest I have been to down under is me seen some home and away eposides. And I is telling ya me no like soaps. give me football anyday. Viva Arsenal
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| | Unrecorded Date that was realy funny dont listen to those who dont want to get it
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| | Unrecorded Date Good one, and this is comin' from a man.
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| | Unrecorded Date there is nothing funny about this, be honest yo
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| | Unrecorded Date this dumb!
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| | Unrecorded Date Yeah for a stupid retarded dick like you. Yeah.
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| | Unrecorded Date that is not funny you idiot. tell me real funny stupid.
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| | Unrecorded Date change the subject all u lot somali biches u dont know nathing about sex u just the died fishes okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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| | Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 05:08 am TO EVERYONE THAT VISTS THIS WEBSITE. I THINK THAT YOU R ALL FUNNY AND IF YOU HAVE ANY JOKES FOR ME OR IF U JUST WANT TO CHAT E-MAIL ME ON danwo4u@yahoo.com AND WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN.(FOR ALL THE BUFF LOOKING SOMALIAN BOYZZZZZ OUT THERE)
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| | Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 05:14 am HEY SOMALI IDIOTS THAT CANT SPELL!!!! IF YOU THINK YOURE GOOD ENOUGH E-MAIL ME AT YAZDAZ@YAHOO.COM AND WHEN YOU WRITE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE USE THE DICTIONARY!!!!!! SEE YA
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| | Thursday, June 15, 2000 - 05:02 pm YO!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS JOKE IS DA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM TO BE HONEST.......AND HELL YA ALL U PLAYA HATERS (GUYZ) U NOW DAT IS DA REAL ••••. ANYWAYS UR FUNNY KEEP IT LIKE DAT, I'M SURE THE ONLY REASON WHY UR NOT AGREEING WITH THIS IS THAT, IT WAS ALWAYS BELEIVED THAT MAN ARE THE ONE THAT GET ALL THE JOY OUT OF SEX.....YEAH RIGHT "THE TRUTH SHELL BE TOLD" U GO GAL. NOW PEACE DA •••• OUT AND HEY IF U HAVE SOME THING TO SAY SPEAK UP I CAN HEAR U...........STOP HINDING UR SELF BEHIND DA SCREEN.
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| | Friday, June 16, 2000 - 07:31 pm to RoDa I guess u had that hard life PEACE
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| | Saturday, June 24, 2000 - 07:27 pm To Raymond, When you call women bitches, you are calling your moother one also. Show respect or your days will not be long on the land. Bernadette
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| | Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 03:19 am MAN - MAN ADVISE.. Somali boyz .. one REALLY GOOD ADVISE, be your self instead of trying to copy others. I know u'r not as bad as u write to be,...
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| | Tuesday, June 27, 2000 - 05:51 am yaxa yax yax yax yax......... passiongirl that was really funny....... ignore those who said otherwise.. perhaps they didn't get the point.
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| | Monday, July 03, 2000 - 04:13 pm Hello ALL.. this is Funny, but only makes lough 4 PPL who never have S.. or Hurry to get in .. Be cool and remember Men is the one who makes Love Enjoyable..think this if the Your Man P.. is BALAQ..U know what I mean..do U enjoy when he is making a love with U..NAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
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| | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 12:57 pm •••• ALL YO STUPID BASTARS GIVE DA LADY SOME GRADE IF U THINK U CLOUD DO BATTER WRITE IT DOWN U LOW LIFES MODAGIGALO AND LETS SEE IF U GOT SOME THINK I HATE THIS PPL ALL THEY WANA DO IS PUSH U DOWN I WONDER WHY OUR COUNTRY IS BORNING RIGHT NOW... WEN SOME OF OUR PPL DO SOME THINK GOOD OR NICE WHAT EVER IT IS SOME OF US WANA PUSH THAT PERSON DOWN SO HE WILL NOT HAVE DA BEST HE/SHE CLOUD HAVE WE SOULD PUSH UP OUR SIS/BRO UP INSTEAD OF PUSHING THEM DOWN i hope u get what i mean dumms
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| | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 04:19 am to Passiongirl: your joke is really funny, I like it keep going girl. we want more,more,more and to raymound:(whatever he/she calls him/her self). You are a loser,loser,loser!!!!!!!! and don't call us (somali girls) bitches Mr.
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| | Thursday, July 20, 2000 - 03:49 pm yo check it, personaly iant feeling this particular joke, but doesn't mean im butting down who wrote it. is just that im not laughing and that is the bottom line.
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| | Saturday, July 22, 2000 - 01:53 pm I WANT TO KNOW ARE YOU OUT OF JOKES CAUSE THAT AIN'T FUUNY. HE/SHE WHAT EVER
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| | Monday, July 31, 2000 - 01:16 pm That was really funny to be joke! but it isn't real!!!
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 08:56 pm lllloooolllllll GURL that was funny keep it up.... Yall who didn't get it read it again twice.....lol than u might get it aight peace out.. and 'IN U'RE DREAMZ' "WHO THE HELL U THINK U R GURL...U CAME HERE TO READ JOKES NOT TO JUDGE SPELLING AND SH*T LIKE THAT"...and how do u expect anybody to waste their time writing to when u r here dissin' everybody!!!! Ciao all
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