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     | Unrecorded Date !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You probably need a good laugh.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A guy named Chris goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi is Tony home?" "No he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in." They sit down and Chris says, "You know Betsy, you have the greatest looking breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one. Betsy thinks about this for a second and says to her self, what the hell - a hundred bucks! My husband sees it all the time for free! So she opens her robe and shows one. Chris promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are soooo beautiful, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see both of them together. "Betsy thinks about this again and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony promptly asks, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" Have a nice day!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL, that was funny sis. That was a nice joke.
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| | Unrecorded Date I have heard this in the Readers Digest. Come up with something ORIGINAL you plonker. Effort 10/10 Result 0/10
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| | Unrecorded Date Qalanjo, If we want american jokes we can down load on Jokes.com, come up somalian jokes or shut the hell up.
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| | Unrecorded Date That just wasted my time. Go home girl u dont know nothing. And for Afgooye i will give her 0/10 is well she is hopeless and a nasty DHILO.
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| | Unrecorded Date GALANJO U GOT BASTED ALL UR JOKES ARE FROM AMERICAJOKES.COM HAHAHAHA U SUCK MAKE SURE U COME UP WITH UR OWN JOKES NEXT TIME SHITBOX. PS. E-MAIL ME AT MASE3000@HOTMAIL.COM
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| | Unrecorded Date SIS NOT BAD IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT SOMA SOMALI SISTER HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR OR THAT THEY CAN READ
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| | Unrecorded Date Hi Iman how did you workout that Qalanjo is a dhilo? it usually takes one dhilo to know another!!!! ooooooooops!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date oops you did it agin/you make me laugh from dusk till dawn. thanks for sharing them jokes. love ya!!!1111
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| | Unrecorded Date yo Qalanyo, I got fifty bucks for u if you show me your pussy
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| | Unrecorded Date aboowe macaan naga dhaaf what your saying Allah is watching you.And to come up here with a kufaars- name aboowo commit to the faith unless you are one of them. PLZ appologise to us because you let us read it.I ain't tryin' to speach bro but you gotta do it if you're a real brother or else we know what you are ey.......True THAT! You're ot forgiven YET:(
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| | Unrecorded Date Hamza you are a very confused man. May Allah be with you. Amen
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| | Unrecorded Date man i hate to be hater but please if you going to write jokes write Somali joke not American jokes. and Qalanjo for the love of hp chill for once will yah
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| | Unrecorded Date THAT WAS THE 1st time baaba SIYAAD went to XAAJ' BAABA=SIYAAD BARE markii ugu horaysey ee uu XAJ'ka tago waxaana lasocday WASIIR kii ARIMA DIINTA ayadoo lagu'TUKANAYO Kacbada Dhex deeda ayaa BOOQOR FAHAD oo iimaam ahaa waxaa ka dhacaay faraanti wayn oo DAHAB ah BAAAABA SIYAAD tar tiib ayuu JEEBKA ugaliyey waxaa arkey WASIIR KII markaa suu intuu GACANTA' ugu baaqey uu ku yiri HALF & HALF; nooga dhig BAAAABA SIYAAD SUUL kiisa ayuu OK' ku yiri ,,,,,,,,,, XAJ waa dhamaaaadey somaliya aa loo soonoqdey WASIIR kii aayiri aawey QAYB taydii BAAABA SIYAAD aa yiri QAYB tee. WASIIR kii dee FARANTIGII FAHAD sootaan markaan ku iri HALF&half aa tiri ok BAABA SIYAAAD QOOOOOOSSSOLLL oo yiri DABAAAL ma anoo tukanaayo maan FAR is gali ku oran lahaaaaa HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH (>>>^>>> DAJIMAALE<<<^<<<) **************************************************
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| | Unrecorded Date dajimaal i don't know what you trying to prove here but that was funny at all.Are you trying tell story? what the hell are thinking, that man is gone let him rest peace. Why can we see that, he was our beloved father for so long. We can't give him a credit. He is human, every man get weakness bro, let's not wast our words
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| | Unrecorded Date What's gone wrong with this generation of Somalis. I'm from a Somali/British background; and was brought-up within the somali community of Cardiff, where we as somalis were well-respected as people and were all on hand to support each other in time of difficulties. But sadly for me, the Somali generation of today have sold-out to the western culture, and have totally lost their identity. Don't get me wrong i can understand the peer presure you are put under within western cultures, as i found out when i became a football hooligan following chelsea, but through all my troubles i never forgot where i came from and the people who i love so much. P.S stay close by.
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| | Unrecorded Date Yusuf you are traitor you should be supporting the Blue birds (cardiff city FC) not the blues Chelsea as you are from cardiff. and you fucking sound like a seaman too. I have been to cardiff and that is what they all on about. Very old seamen who last visited Somalia 50 years ago. Time has change so has people whether they british, Somali, etc. people are the same, they (Britsh ) had culture, religion, etc. It is just a trend if you go to Somalia the same thing is happening. Geeljire is surving the net! SO brother get on with it otherwise go back to DHAGAXDHEER!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date TO DMX I WAS JUST WONDERING IF THE DMX THAT GOES ACTON COLLEGE. IMAN WHAT THE •••• IS YOUR PROBLEM GIVE THE GIRL SOME CREDIT FOR TRYING, AND IF U THINK U CAN DO BETTER LETS HEAR IT. TO YUSUF AND AFGOOYE •••• CHELSEA AND CARDIFF FC U NEED TO WATCH SOME ARSENAL MATCHS.
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| | Unrecorded Date QALANJO.... FUNNY.... Dang girl...... ANSIA.... LOL..ACTON COLLEGE...R U sure it wasn't Ealing T C
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL Afgooye it takes ONE DHILO TO KNOW ANOTHER DHILO..LOL that is really True and funy...Hey u somalian ppl ur always like that.. Pushing down ur own ppl when they have some thing to give...
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| | Unrecorded Date To old dirty 'discustin covered with liverspots ugly' Bastard. You suck go play with your self. TO the maker of the joke. It was okay, but it needs more work. Keep it up.
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| | Unrecorded Date Halvette cheers for liking my coment.
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| | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 07:18 am TO ALL YO BASTARD SON OF GUTS LET ME TALE U SOME THINKS.. SOME THINK ABOUT U LOW LIFES PLZZZ DO NOT SAY SOME •••• ABOUT UR HOMELAND I KNOW HOW U BASTARS FELL BUT LETS NOT SAY SOME •••• ABOUT U FUCKING HOME LAND AND PRETTY PLZZZ DON'T MAKE ME COME UP HERE AGAING TNKS FOR U CHEAP TIME ONE MORE THINK STOP PUSHING DOWN EACH OTHER TO QALANJO SIS U DID IT GREAT JOB MAKING ME AND DA OTHER PLL LAUGHT SO PLZZ KEEP U NUTS UP AND DA GOOD WORK
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| | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:56 pm First class humour bravo we want a sequence we want a sequence !!!!!!!!
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| | Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - 06:03 pm It is integrety that matters...Don't just say that comes in to your mind...yes nobody sees you while you are posting the meessage..so you are feel free to say every thing !! don't you ?....but it is nice if you could be mindfull of your ALLAH that watches you out there ... i thank yusuf for reminding us of our religion and culture....
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