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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): SOMALIAN GIRLS IN LONDON@
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LUXAYE

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FAKE SOMALIAN GIRLS IN LONDON CHECK THIS OUT YO @
FAKE GIRLS IN LONDON STOP ASKING ME FOR A WEED BITCH I DONT DO THAT ••••< IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME SHINNERS HEY THATS YOUR MOUTH,STOP TRYING TO TALK WITH AN JAMAICAN ASCENT IT DOESNT WORK WE BOTH KNOW YOUR SOMALIAN,STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE DESTINYS CHILD, YOU COULD NEVER BE LIKE THEM. GO TO GYM ITS GOOD FOR YOU INSTEAD OF EATING BARIIS ALL DAY,
WALK PROBERLY IN THE STREET INSREAD OF TRYING TO WALK LIKE NAOMI CAMPEL, STOP TALKING ENGLISH WHEN YOUR WITH SOMALIAN PEOPLES BITCH YOUR NOT BRITISH'

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Nasir

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Say What......???
Let me tell your sorry ass this....>>dial this number.....1 800 GET a LIFE......CUZ ya need one,
instead of throwing cheap shots at Somali girls..
remember your mother and sisters happenned to be Somalis.....so next time you bring your whinny ass up in here...keep this in mind..BEHAVE your FILTHY MOUTH...cuz you might loose your tooth for far away.....get it..?

Respect...ya dig..?
Quite peace!

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Hani2000

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Yo Luxaye......

Listen nigga...ya trying to practise ur sorry azz English on us eh.. U better think b4 u speak aight..Got dat right...Besides i aint from England but I feel sorry for u..that is why I am fuckin respoding to ur stupid wanna be joke aight. Sorry next time try to respect Somali girls aight "chicken leg mother fucker"...Got dat right fool. One more thing "Speak when your spoken to aight" Don't playa hate nigga participate..fooooool
Bastard my cousinz live in UK..so ya son of ••••••• you better respect all my Somali sisters in UK........aight

Peaceout biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crazygirl2000 @Canada.........Representing Toronto

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SouthE London girl

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Firstly deluxe i do not even fall in to the category of women that you are describing ok. But i am a Somali woman and i am proud to be what i am. I live and was raised in a white upperclass area but i don't believe that i am better than any other Somali sister. I go to a grammer school and will be going to university next year inshallah so as you know by now i have no problem with my spelling ok. And another thing you should not criticise because your English is not all that anyway.

Secondly bro if you wanna know about the views of other Somali girls in London calm down ok. Because brother i would not stoop as low as you have to cuss my brother on the net, i could do but i won't. So when you are ready to have a mature discussion then tell me and i will gladly tell you my views. And believe me bro i do have my views. Brother it really fascinates me how our own brothers put us down when they don't know us, and i would like to discuss this further in a civilised and muslim manner.
Your sisterfrom South East London

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BashFuL~

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ooooh man ! what was all that about??

Nasir & South East Well said walaalowz...

To the "Deluxe" person ..I have nothing to say to souls such as Ur-self may allah help you.!!

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Anonymous

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weeeel said bashful

S.east girl come down sis
so what if u was raised upper class. please girl
aint nobody wants to hear that.
what u said was soo out of the context ok? read carefull next time before u answer
"grammar school" lol my ass!

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SouthE LondonGirl

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Anonymouse:
I think you should calm down here. I'm not out of context ok, i'm just merely trying to tell the bro that not all girls smoke weed, not all girls try to talk with a Jamaican accent, not all girls try to be like Destiny's child, we aint trying to be like them cos we don't wanna be like them. We wanna be what we are and we are Somalian and proud to be it. I just wanna tell the bro that we don't need to be eating bariis all day cos we've heard of what's called a healthy diet and some of us live by it. And at the nd of the day if a sis decides she don't wanna lose weight or be fit then it's her choice (absolutely nothing to do with anyone else). We don't need to try and Walk like Naomi Cambel cos some of us go to the gym and e.g i'm slim i can walk however i like. And what was he talking about stop talking British, boy we can talk whatever we like. Just cos we speak English don't mean we aint Somali. I talk English ouside of Home cos the British ppl don't know Somali ok. And when i get in i speak my mother Language. We are all Somali's and we know that we will always be Somali regardless of how we dress or speak. And about being British, i have a british citizenship cos i've lived here for 11 years so i have the right to call myself British if i like. But i choose not to, cos i am Somali and will always be nomatter what language i speak or where i am.

And ANONYMOUS: Bro/sis.....whatever. You sound REEEAALL foolish. What's up with you? Is it eating you up to know that a Somali sista is doing well in the world? I mean you seem to think it's bad for another Somali to be upper class or to go to a grammer school. And yeah, i think you are right, you are laughing out of your ass, lol!!!! If you don't like it then TOUGH who cares but i was talking to the brother cos he needs to hear that not all Somali girls are what he thinks they are. He must have this idea of the "typical Somali girl". Which is this foolishly concieved idea that: 1) all Somali girls are the same, 2)they all speak, act and dress the same, 3) they all have the same mentality and personality. Cos all these are BULL*S*H*I*T.
Let me tell you right here and right now bro, i been to many parts of London and seen all types of Somali girls from Wembly Hoes of 16 YRS OLD to Whitechappel sheekhad/wathaadad of 13 yrs old ok.
And beside which part of London do you live in that the girls are so bad? I mean i aint never heard of Somali girls in London smoking weed, but then again London is a massive place.
Speak soon ppl, peace out

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A smahan Isse

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"I was raised in a white upperclass area" what a piece of ••••.For how long are we blacks going to continue with this mentality that everything white is good.The poor sister is confused and living in a world of her own.Poor soul.The white upperclass which she is so proud of are drug pushers.I suppose she has not heard of drugs problems at Etton school.

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LAZYBONE

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YO LUXAYE OR WHAT BITCH MADE NIGGER WHY YOU DISSIN MY SOMALIAN SISTERS, YOU UGLY BITCH CUS YOU CAND GET THEM, AND WASH YOUR TEETH I CAN SMELL YOUR ONION BREATH FROM HERE,


SISTERS NOT ALL SOMALIAN BROTHERS THINK LIKE THIS IDIOT,

BIG UP MY NIGGERS

-VALDRAMA
-108

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108

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MAN THIS GUY IS A FOOL MAN I BET HIS ONE OF THEM FARAX IS SOUTHALL,
GO AND CHEW NIGGER THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU KIND OF MANS,


NUFF RESPECT TO MY SOMALIAN QUEENS
KILL EM WITH IT :

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VALDRAMA

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YO WZUP IN HERE WERE MY PEOPLES AT
WHO IS LUXAYE AND IS HE SOMALAIN FAKE NIGGER.

WERE ALL MY SOMAIAN SISTERS AT
MAN

ROOM 108 WERE DA PLAYERS DWELL STASH MY CASH IN HELL MAKE YOU FELL GOOD LIKE LAZYBONE WHEN YOU FEELING KIND IF ILL LONEY LONEY, BABAY COME COME COME ON >

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LUXAYE

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TO HONEY 2000 BITCH WAT EVER AND DONT PRETEND LIKE YOUR ENY BETTER THAN LONDON GIRLS ALRIGHT I HEARD ABOUT YOU CANADIAN GIRLS OK SIS,
AND AS FOR SPEAKING WHEN IAM SPOKEN TO ,

AS FOR THEESE SO CALLED GUYS 108 AND LAZY BONE AND VALDRAMA,
NIGGERS PLEASE YOU ARE NOT ON MY LEVEL SO PLEASE GO AND GET SOME CLASS THEN COME BACK HERE WHEN YOU 2 YEARS OLDER.
ALRIGHT

PEACE BIATCHHHHHHHHHS AND BUSTERS