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     | Sunday, July 02, 2000 - 05:56 pm I had a date with a girl. We started making out. She told me to put my finger in her pussy. I did this, and then she tells me to put two fingers in. I did this and then she says to put all four fingers inside her. She is moaning with pleasure and I was thinking things are going well. She then tells me to put my whole hand inside her. I did this, and then she says to make a fist. I did this and she keeps moaning louder and louder. Then she says to me, to put my other hand inside her. I did this. She then says to me to clap my hands. I tried with all my might but I couldn't do it. She looks at me and says "Tight, huh?" ANY QUESTIONS E-MAIL AT ALABDI2@YAHOO.COM
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| | Sunday, July 02, 2000 - 06:01 pm I work in pharmacy in part time cause iam student and a lady walks into a pharmacy (me) and asks if they sell extra large condoms. Then I replied, "Yes they are just over there". She thanks me and stands there near them. "Would you like a packet", I asked. The lady replies, "No that's fine. I will just wait until somebody purchases them!"
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| | Monday, July 03, 2000 - 07:11 am MR. SOMALILANDER,you are fucking Liar, how could you claimed that joke as its yours. Man, haven't you hear such thing called copyrights. its ok to tell jokes, but you dont have tell the joke as first hand. I just hate one ppl try to insult my intelligence.
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