     Farah | Thursday, July 13, 2000 - 11:45 am
Just decided to drop this piece and share with ya all since we all have this problems.........
Actual answering machine answers recorded by the famous international Answering Machine Institute in here where I'm..........actually right in my desk ! well, you figure that out.
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. Hi. This is Faarah. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are calling from Africa, I'm broke. if you're my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
3. Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
4. Hello. I am Faarah's answering machine. What are you?
5.(From a Japanese man in Toronto:) He-ro! This is Sato. If you reave message, I call you soon. If you reave sexy message, I call sooner!
6. . Hi! Faarah's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with these magnets.
7. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their Masjid and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me leave your name and number and they will get back to you. ,
8.Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
9. Hi, this is Cige. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
10. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. , Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.
11.Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
12. Hello, you've reached Abdi and Abdiyo. Wecan't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Abdiyo likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ...real slowly.
Bet you all will better record your answering machines by being right to the point next time you try to record your answering machines.
Be clear and right to the point !
Hope you'll like this,
thank again, |
| SWEET | Tuesday, July 18, 2000 - 06:59 pm
LOL BRO' that was funny especailly 1..2..and 8
keep it up bro...or shall i say left..& right or down.....anywayz it's all aight!!!!
CIAO |
| Farah | Wednesday, July 19, 2000 - 11:32 am
Thanx Sweet; hope you will rephrase your answering machine after you've read this....
Make sure to educate others to record an effective message when recording thier answering machines.......Cus' you know how pain in the ass it's to listen our answering machines;
firs; long introduction that goes no where starting Asalamu caleykum (ain't get nothing agains this, but sounds more like arabic language) then, long stupid reer xamar hees that can be hardly heard.
Thanx again, and give write some more of this if you've some ! |
| Jidaawy | Monday, July 24, 2000 - 01:04 pm
Hey Farah u did good job editing the joke with somali names, cuz i remember readin it with names like Mike, John and sayin something about church lol
nice try though |
| lajecel | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 11:02 am
good and fanny bro specialy no 2 and 10
keep it up and post some more!!!!!!!! |
| Ismahan | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:12 am
Farah............looooooool
Bro that was funny, I was lmao especially with 1,2,5, &10. If you created this bro...I give u props .......u got one heck of an imagination......if not I still give u props for having it available to entertain us.........tnx
Im still loooling.. (~@_@~) |
| Anonymous | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 09:45 am
Farah u stupit bitch |
