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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Macalinka & Macalinta waa salaamantihiin.. Yaakheeyow waxaan ku qosolno ama ku fiidsano noo soo gudbiya. Ma ku jiro karno maantoo dhan waxlee oo laga naxo ama cijiyo isku taag walow dadka qaarkiis ay soo gudbiyaan wax fiican, laakiin, LAAKIIN A KU JIRTO MEEHAAS, kistoo aan is kil kileeyno hee!! ...and now, joke of the day... Lamo naag oo saaxiib aa sheekeystey. Middoo oo ka sheekeyneyso ninkeeda aa waxey tiri " Aw Wis-wisloow warkiisa Alamtara waa soo dhaafey mugaan.. habeenkii oo dhan waxaan isku heysanaa waa ku juraa iyo maya ma ku juro"..inta kale iska dhameeystirta idinka..
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Awes: Thanx Tan ka warran: Nin ayaa markuu Somalia kasoo baxayey hooyadi ugu duceysey inuu albaabada u furo. Canada ayuu diyaarada kasoo degey isla markaana eleboorkii ayaa wuxuu lahaa albaab automatic ah oo is furaya. Markuu albaabkii u furmay ayuu sujuud la dhacay asagoo oranaya hooyadey ducadeedii ilaah waa aqbalay:-) Anon
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salaan; awees thanx yaaqay ani xataa waa ka helaa qosolka , anony thanx,,laakin horay aan u maqlay taada,, tan ka warama qosol run ah ,, waxaa jirtay magaalada aan joogo haween somali ah oo school luuqada lagu barto dhigto, ayaa waxay isugu yeeraan sidaa somaalida qaarkeed qofkii dheer,,like caasho dheer qofkii cadna like maano caday,,, maalintii danbe bay mid ingariiska saas u aqoon macalimadii tiri "Naa susan caday iyo Naa susan dheer", markaas macalimada kuwaa kale ay waydiisay heblaayo what is caday and dheer, way u sheegeen waxay ka wadaa susan white, macalimadii waaba dhiriftay discrimination ay u qaadatay wacdi lee gashay white iyo black maa ii kla soocna balaa balaa,, dherer iyo gaabni isku mid ay ii yihiin balaa balaa habllihii kale qosol,, waa loo sheegay in caadi ka waday tan kale hada galaaska dhan waxay dhahaan susan dheer,, iyo suusan caday,,
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date AWEEYS, MA MAQASHAY SHEEKADII DHEX MARTAY JEYLANI IYO ILHAAM; WAT TAN: ILHAAM::- "JEYLANI WALAAL II XAAJI" (MEANING HUG ME) JEYLAANI::- "ILHAAM ANIGA IYO ADIGABA ILAAHE INAAN SOO XAAJINO HA NOO KASSO!!"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date to:Aweys canbuulo.. aweys, qosol waa u baahneen runtaa waaye,qisadoo ka dhacday jiiraankiina aan kuu sheegaa... hoo hee waa tanaa :Hamarweyne, xaafaddii la dhahaayey,dhinaca "Raqayga" luuq ku yaalo Aqum-leelka ayadoo la jooga ---Awboqolow,darbasho ha u fariista luuqa dhexdiisa -Aay Maano, oo jarmaaadooso ha ku soo baxdo luuqii. -AayMaano:Awboqoloow,ma bariday; -Awboqoloow: waa baryey bakhsaneeyahay; -AayMaano: waaba kaa tagay,Awboqolow; -Awboqolow:tag,lama taako tariiqaneeyahay. no hard feeling ladies, just a joke bye folkens
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salaan, Axsantu yaakhee walaalaheey jiro, foorjada waa furantahey LAAKIIN MIDFADLIKUM, lisaankiina ilaaliya perke waayeel iyo ilmo aan qaan gaarin aa ku juro karaa meeshaaneey. ..Qolka noo carfiya, bunka ha la wareejiyo, kabiirka subaca ha bilaabo...haye hee soo subciya!! Awees
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Thanx brother I LOVE YOU ALL.KEEP UP THE GOOD JOP BYE
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date malin maal maha ka mida ayaa waxaa adeeg uu dontay storeda waaween nin ku cusbaa maraykanka oo waxna aqrin wuxuu aad uu jeclaan jiray kaluunka iyo wixii qasacadaha ku jirra wuxuu is magay inuu soo qaato kaluun ilaahay amarkii wuxuu soo qatay rashinka eeyga iyo bisadaha ka dib waxaan ka nimid shaqadii albaabkii ayaan furnay war iska waran cabdilaahi ayaan ku idhi dhowr jer ayaan ku celiyay markaas ayuu yiri war cismaan ileen kaluunka mareykanka wa sedo iyo qanjidho markaas ayaan arkay dasadii ka dibna waan ka matajiyay
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date wacan oo wanaagsan,waxaan ku darsaday halkan middan soo socota: A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbour, you so of a bitch! My dad perished in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese!" "Yeah yeah yeah ... Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese, ...you are all the same."Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor. "What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer."That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!"the Chinese replied. "You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!"shouted the producer."Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Calsberg...you are all the same!" Oomaar,have a fun .
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Guys these are all wonderful jokes! Oomaar two thumbs up: Kaftankan waa mid dadka waaweyn loogu talo galay marka caruurey ha akhrinina: Anoo yar ayaa magaalada Baydhabo fasax la ii geeyey waxaana la ii sheegay sheeko magaalada ka dhacday laakiin af maymay aheyd oo aan luqada Soomaaliga kale ku badaley maadaama aanan maymay-ga aad u aqoon: Gabar yar ayaa cid aroos aheyd waxaa looga diray cusbo. Gabadhii albaabka qaraac ma is orane qolkii arooska ayey iska gashay waxayna indhaha ku dhufatay labadii arooska ahaa oo kala booday iyo ninkii oo qaawan cali-giisuna kor u taaganyahay. Gabadhii ayaa la weydiiyey waxay raadinaysey maskaxdeeda oo ku mashquulsan waxay aragtay siday u ekaayeen meeshii ay cusbo ka oran leheeyd ayey ku jawaabtay Cali aan rabaa ayadoo maskaxdeedu maqantahay. Waxaana loogu jawaabay hal Cali ayaan heysanaa hadana shaquu hayaa oo waa la isticmaalayaa:-) Kalimada Cali ee aan isticmaalay waa qayb kamida ragga xubninihiisa. Anon.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Sheekadan kalana waxaa ii soo gudbiyey saaxiibkey maalin dhoweyd aad ayeyna u qosol badantahay: Laba nin oo deganaa Xamar banaankiisa ayaa magaalada isu soo raacay si'ay xoolana u geeyaan waxyaabana uga soo gataan. Markay danahoodii soo dhamaysteen ayey magaalada banaankeeda ku arkeen fiilo koronto oo dhulka taal waxayna go'aan ku gaareen inay xariggan dhulka daadsan qaar ka goostaan. Mid kamida ayaa toorey intuu lasoo baxay fiiladii korontada dhex geliyey kadibna korontadii ayaa qabsatay oo intay cirka u dirtay dhulka ku dhufutay. Saaxiibki ayaa ku soo orday kuna yiri hebelow xaa ku daaray. Wuxuuna ugu jawaabay ar xarig xamar xaa ku xanuuna:-) Anon
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi Guys !! Four thumbs up for Anony(you know what I mean,macal kuwa lugaha!!) waxaan idiin hayaa mid kale : There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception, his stuff(you know what I mean). He went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand except for his stuff which he left sticking out. Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach. One was using a cane and upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, began to move it around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said "There really is no justice in the world!!!" The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?" The first little old lady said, "Look at that........ When I was 20............. I was curious about it. When I was 30............... I enjoyed it. When I was 40............... I asked for it. When I was 50............... I paid for it. When I was 60............... I prayed for it. When I was 70............... I forgot about it. And now that I am 80, the damned things are growing wild and I am too old to squat!" dhallin yaro tanina waa joke for the grown ups,so haddii qaar idinka mid ihi u bogi waayaan ha la iga raalli ahaado. Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date 0omaar, Loved ur first one as for ur second one, well Iam usure all the eighty year olds would protest whether they can still do the squats or not..... Hibaaq.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date salaan,, nice ones all,,very funny,, now a reall one Ninbaa waxaa soo qaadeen maraykanka oo qaxooti ahaa, aad ayuu ugu faraxsanaa socdaalkiisa maraykan, waxaa la gaadhay xiligii bixitaanka diyaaradii buu soo raacay waa safar dheer ninkii musqul baa si daran u qabatay balse waa uu ka cabsaday hadii uu danahaas aado in ay diyaarada ka tagto ma uusan moodayn musqusha in ay diyaarada ku dhextaal markii dabe waa uu is celin kari waayey oo is yiri soo boobsiiso markii uu galay suuligii oo uu howshiisa bilaabay baa diyaarada dhaq dhaqaaday in ta daruuri dhex martay ,orod ninkii asagoo qaawan alaa yeysan diyaarada iga tagin waa i kane dadkii meesha qosol bay la dheceen ninka qaawan iyo areyadiisa... waa inoo iyo markele bye
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date magalada balcad waxaa laga soo araray dibille ball ah oo loo wado magalada muqdisho dibilaha waxaa la socda nin daba kafuul ah balku wuxuu ka kobanyahay qayb waxaa leh suuq jungle qayb waxaa leh manabolyo qayna waxaa leh suuq bacaad qaybna waxaa leh suuq argentina waxaa gadoomay dibbilihii wuxuu ku gadoomay magalada carafag ama hiilweyne dabakafuulku wuxuu saarnaa xaga sare waxaa dhacday inuu salka tago ka dib dadkii tulada jogay ayaa usoo gurmaday balkii baa la gurey ninkii daba kafuulka ahaa ayaa laga soo sarey meshii laga filaayay inuu yiraahdo ilahayow waa kugu mahadaa ayuu wuxuu la soo boday aryaa dadow xaa lays ku labayaa balkaa markaas ayuu oyay isagoo leh balkii ayay isku suq jungle iyo suqbacaad isku qaseen
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date wanaagsan ,xaa ku shaaciro eh! I love all. and now what about this one: A middle aged woman has a heart attack. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if this is it. God says no, that she has another 30-40 years to live. She recovers, and decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, tummy tuck, hair dyed, etc. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and immediately gets hit by an ambulance. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?" To which God replies, "To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you." waa ognahay in ilaahay aanu wax garan waayeyn ee waxaa lagawadaa shaacirada( haddii aan khalad sameeyey ha la ii soo sheego hana la iga raalli ahaado). that is all for today.Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date wacan oo wanaagsan,middanna ku sii darsada. This woman's husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautifull lamp lieing in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a geenie popped out of the lamp! The geenie said that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double! So, the woman thinks of a first wish... "I want to be rich!!!" So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich! So, the woman thinks of a second wish... "I want to be beautifull!!" So, the woman became beautifull, and the husband became twice as beautifull. "Okay", the geenie says. "This is your last wish so be carefull what you wish for!" The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a desision. "I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!!"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date TALO. WAXAA LAGA YAABAA IN DAD BADAN SHEEKO BEENA SAMEEYAAN SI LOOGU QOSLO ,MARKAA WAXAAN KU TALIN LAHAA INAANAY SHEEKO BEENA SAMAYN ,WAAYO WAXAA LAGA YABAA INAAD ADNA BEEN SHEEGTO DADKIINA QOSLI WAAYO,....MIYAANAY KHASAARE AHAYN. TA KALE SHEEKOOYINKA QAAR AYAY KA MUUQATAA XAYO DARO(XISHOOD DARO)MARKAA AAN KA SHEEKAYNO WAX QOSOL LEH LAAKIIN ASLUUB KU DHEEHAN
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Oomaar - mahadsanid cilladda serverka aad noo sheegtey. Dhamaan dadka e-mail notification-ka isticmaala waxaan u sheegeynaa inaan si temporay ah disable uga dhignay intaan cillada baarayno. Dhinaca qoraalada meesha la isku dhaafsado anigoo kamida maamulka SomaliNet laakiin aan forumka shaqo ku leheyn waxaan aad ugu faraxsanahay sida sharafta iyo xurmadda leh oo Soomaalidu isugu dhaafsanayso qoraalada. Wixii dhaliilo ah oo aad forumka ama SomaliNet ku aragtaan isla forumka waa kusoo qori kartaan si aan khaladkayaga u saxno. Ama e-mail u dir hadba meeshaa rabtid inaa la xiriirtid: forumka: mailto:forum@somalinet.com SomaliNet: mailto:webmaster@somalinet.com Mahadsanidin, SomaliNet management Member
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date salan all very funy all...i like it,, to Omar bro becarefull oraahdaada,,Ilaah xumaan ka nasahane kafatanka noocas ah yuusan inala tagin aniga qalad baan u arkaa..pls no offense. now check this one reall one waqti hore somalia ayaa waxaa ka dhacday gabadh reerkoodii inan u dooneen. gabadhana inan kale bay nafta isu bixiyaan (is jecel yihiin) gabadhii saaxiibkeed bay u sheegtay in reerkeeda aysan war ka diidi karin doco iyo habaar lola joogo iyo in la dayriyo,,inankii jeclaa baa yiri waqti baynu haysanaa waynu isla tashanaynaa anagoo ayaga xumayn aniga iyo adigana is waayin... malintii danbe baay wada fariisteen oo yiri inankii timaha hoose dayso oo ha jarin ha baxeen oo ha dheeraadeen (waad garateen) markii ay dheeraadeen buu yiri tidac oo hoosta dhan ku xir si uu ninkaa u gudbin,,(waad garateen) waxaadna tiraahda guurka ka hor iga balan mid (markii aynu isu tagayno waa in aan mugdi howsha ku dhamaysanaa wayo waan xishood badanahay) gabadhii sidii bay yeeshay inankii loo doonayne ka balan qaaday arintaa arooskii dhacay mudo labo bil buu ninkii gabadhii u tagi waayey ileen meesha tin baa xirtaye,,ninkana wuxuu moodaa in ay gabadhu gabar la marin karin tahay,, waa u cabtay oo yiri walaalay sideen wax yeelnaa markaas bay tidhi aniga ha i waydiinee caligaaga waydii aan wax samayn karin (waad garateen cali waa hoosta) ninkii waa yara xishooday hadana mudo kale sidaaa wayday wax u soo roobi waa markaa buu inanta reerkeedii u geyey oo yiri inantan waan mari waayey e isbitaal ha la ii geeyo walee balo ka raacday ceeb war muxuu yiri miyaan rag ahayn oo inanta furan karin gabadhii waa sida ay rabtay tiri cidaydiyee ewelba idinkaa i siiyey ninkan hadana maba donayo wax isku ma taraha sidii baa looga furay oo inankii ay isjeclaayeen ku guursatay timiina iska jartay... wali ayadoo sideedi ah ... (karali noqda i know waa ceeb in hoosta laga sheekeeye e...but hey just kaftan) ha u bixina waxaasi .. bye noo mar kale
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi everybody! walaalayaal haddaan wax khalad ah ku hadley ha la iga raalli ahaado!! and I have this one for you today! "Italian Men Spelling Mississippi" A bus stops and two obviously Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I pee twice. Then I come once more." "You foul-mouthed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "I was only tellin' my friend here how to spell Mississippi." enjoy it!.Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Oomaar, I like you your jokes. Very funny. Indeed, two thumbs up.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date wacan oo wanaagsan! waa mahadsan tihiin dhammaantiin,waxaan ka xumahay in aanan aqoon jokes somali ah,marka taas ha la'iiga raalli ahaado! waxaan xusuustaa middan:nin fuundi ah ayaa ka soo dhacay guri uu dhisayey dushiis,markaas ayaa lagu soo yaacay oo la yiri biyo keena uu cabbo,saaxiibkaa oo jiifa ayaa markuu maqlay biyo keena uuna ogaaday in ay wax walba for free u yihiin markaas iyada ah ayuu yiri"biyo marrabee orange ha la'iikeeno" tanina waa tan(I also like jokes!!). An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girl's house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says,"See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!" Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football... "Nah Na Nah Nah". The little boy angrily points to his bike and says,"Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!" She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says,"Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!". The next day he walks by and says to her, "Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want! It's only a joke,no offence pls.Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date 0omar 0omar= a guy on hor'mones As funny as his jokes are they are so x-rated too. Calm down now Iam only joking *lol* Hibaaq
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date oomar very funny I laugh so hard I almost spilled out of my chair keep it coming Bro. very funny indeed.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Very funny jokes guys. Especially Oomar and Anon I liked your jokes. Here two short ones. The first one happened in Somalia, and it is possible that some of you might have heard of it before. (1) Nin ayaa Xamar ka tagay oo Hargeisa socdaal ku aaday. Ninkii makhaayad buu yimid oo weydiisay in laba koob oo shaah dhalo loogu shubo. Ninkii makhaayada ka shaqeynayey oo dhalo u yaqaana madaxa oo kelya ayaa la yaabay ninkii socdaalka oo ku yiri: "Waar waad ku gubaneysaa e maad ka deysid" Reer xamarkii ayaa ku jawaabay: "Ninyahow weligeen baan shaaha ku qaadan jirnay dhaladee ku shub, iska dhaafe" Ninkii makhaayada ayaa koobkii ugu horreyey madaxa uga shubay ninkii reer Xamarka ahaa oo madaxiisi gubay. (2) Qisadan labaad waxay ka dhacday Canada. Bus ayaa waxaa isla soo wada raacay laba gabdhood oo Somali ah oo isla socda iyo wiil Somali ah. Wiilka Somaliga aad ayuu u tima jilicsanaa una lahaa muuqaal Hindi. Labadii gabdhood mid ka mid ah ayaa waxay tiri: "Uf naa maxaa meeshan ka soo uraya?". Gabadhii kale ayaa ugu jawaabtay: "Naa garan maayo, malaha hindigan baa nagu dhuusay" iyadoo ula jeeda wiilka Somilga ah. Wiilkii waxba ma dhihin ilaa iyo markii ay bus kii ka daganeyeen. Markaas oo uu ku yiri: "Dabaweynayaal adinka lee isku dhuusay" No Offence, just a joke.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salaan, Waa fuuurey sidaan u qoslaay!! Axsantu kulligiin.. ...kaaley unukaa foorjo gaalo noo soo bil bilaabeysiin yaah! waa kanaa karooska ee yaa teestada la heli karaa... ***IS JIRA*** FOORJO GAAL WAAYE, UNUKA MUSLINKA EH WAA LEE KU SHAACIREEYSANEEYNAA (SIDII ALKULIISTE UMBURYAAKE ASSASSINO..) Ila dhameeystira heeska.. A couple of drinking buddies, who are United Airplane mechanics, are in a hanger at San Francisco airport. The runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" The second guy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, that it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do drink it, get smashed and have a beautiful time ... as only drinking buddies can do. The following morning, one of them wakes up figuring that his head will explode if he gets up. Nevertheless, he gets up and is surprised to find that he feels good; in fact, he feels great ... no hangover! The phone rings. It's his buddy asking him how he feels. "I feel great!" he says. His buddy agrees, saying, "I feel great too! You don't have a hangover either?" "No" he replies. "That jet fuel is great stuff ... no hangover. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Did you fart yet?" "No..." "Well...don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date wacan oo wanaagsan! thanks guys for the compliment,I also like your jokes and all jokes as a whole. today I get this one for everybidy!! A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce." enjoy it and that is all for today.Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date SALAAN ALL SALAAN KADIB TORONTO EE QISODAAN KA DHACDAY... ODAY OO ENGLISH SI FIICAN U KASEEN AA GURIGIISA WAXA KA BADATAY BARANBARO. MARKAAS MAALINTII DANBO WUXUU AADAY KAN GURYAHA WAXA KA HALEYSAN U SUUBIYO. WAA IS AF KASI WAAYEEN MARKA NINKII WUXUU DHAHAY WAA KU RAACAA EE I TUS WAXA AA SHEEGEESID. MARKII GURIGII LA YIMI AA DUQII SOOMAALIGA ARMAAJO U FURAY SI UU BARANBARADA SOO YAACOOSA U TUSO. GAALKII KUD UUBA ISKU DHAHAY MARKAAS UU YIRI "JESUS!" DUQII SOOMAALIGA AHAAY WUXUUS U MALEYEY BARANBARADA IN JESUS ENGLISH LAGU DHAHO. MARKAAS UU DHAHAY "YES LOTS OF JESUS AROUND HERE!" GAALKIINA WAABA YAABAY. BYE ALL
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Wacan oo wanaagsan!meeshaan sheeko gaaleed lee la kasaa(sorry for any mistake!) maantana mid gaalaadkaan kale aan idiin hayaa. An old priest was getting sick and tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Everyone liked him, so the parishioners came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week later, the new priest visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. The priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week." Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date shamso, sidan uqoslay waan fuuray. hada ka hor waxaa dhacday nin magaalo jooga ayah soo gursaday gabar reermii ah gabadh waxaa la baray isda wax loo kariyo muda ka dibi ayey kaligeed wax karsi bilawday.waxaa yimid ninkeedii waxuuna waydiiyay manoo karisay qado markaasey tiri haa welin waxaan ku daray barfuun ninkii waa u yaabay waxuuna u sheegay in cuntada lagu darin barfuuna.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date TO ZUHUUR.walaal baran baro ma ahayn ee wuxuu ahaa jiir ,waxaan rabay inaan sheekada kuu saxo
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Goofkii habar xamiijo dubirkiisa inakoo kubunaysahayno aa cirka faniinka yeertay, minaa deemooday cirka daruur maleh asaa Oday Jimcaale iga aqoon badan.Asuuyiri"Igaarkii galaa xabad nagu soo faniinjee."Asaan iri "Igaarta gaal xay igu soo faniinjee,xabada anabaa lama igaar kuleh ee." by;Xaayow
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi Guys! no longtime no(see!?)write! I get this one today1 enjoy it. Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don’t know, what about you?" Mute #1 (SIGN)"Lets get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun." Mute #2 (SIGN)"Good idea."So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.....Front Seat Mute (SIGN)"What?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN)"Have you got any protection?" Front Seat Mute (SIGN)"No. Dont you?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN)"No. We had better go to a drug store and get some."They procede to drive to a drug store and the man in the back seat gets out and goes inside. In 2 minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"I've got a problem." Inside Mute (SIGN)"What? "Outside Mute (SIGN)"I can't make the druggist understand what I want." Inside Mute (SIGN)"I know What to do." Outside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Inside Mute (SIGN)"Go back inside. Put five dollars on the counter. Put your pecker on the counter. He'll know what you want." Outside Mute (SIGN)"Good idea. "The man goes back into the drug store and 2 minutes later he's back at the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN)"Well?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"It didn't work!" Inside Mute (SIGN)"What do you mean?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my pecker on the counter. He put his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5 dollars." Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date TO: MIRE Salaan. Salaan kadib anigu waxan ku maqlay barambaro ee haduu yahay jiir/dooli waan fahmay walaalkiis. Nabadeey.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salaan To Oomaar aad ayaad iiga qosliday,, maalin ayaa waxaa dhacday baaba oo dhahaayo maama honey, waligay laakin ma maqlin maama oo dhahayso honey maalintii danbe ayaa u sheegay maama adi maxaa baaba honey ma dhahdidoo asi lee maxuu kuu dhahaa,, maama tiri iigaartay honey hadii dhaho waxaa soo xasuusanaa gabartoo daris ahaan jirnay oo hani la dhaho waxaan dhahay haye laakin my sweet xataa dheh iga dhaaf gabartay afka gaaleed afka waa ku kanyahay haye Macaanow dheh,, sidii lee bilaabeen in macanay iyo macaanow la is dhaho, maalintii danbe aa gabartoo saxiib nahay u sheegay baaba iyo maama in macaanow iyo macaanay is dhahaan way igu qososhay wak wak wak wak wak..... waa i amin wayday soo bax aan dhahay adaa maqli doontide ileen intii baanaanka ku maqnaay ee is dagaaleen ka bacdi waa kala dhirfeen waxay bilaabeen in qaraaray iyo qaraarow is dhahaan,, gurigaa soo galay waxaan dhahay maama awaay baaba waxaan sugayey macaanow mininkiis uu ku jiraa waxay i tiri baabahaa qaraarow minkis uu ku jiraa waaba naxay gabartii qosol baaba maqlay oo yiri qaraaray i dhaaf ha ila waramin... gabartii waxay ii malaysay in been u sheegaayo waxaan dhahay haye baaba iyo maama fulltime macaanow iyo macaanay ay is dhahaan parttimena qaraaray iyo qaraarow ay is dhahaan ee mar kale aan ku maqashiinaa.... nabadeey,,,iga raali noqda i made up this one
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date ***Ladies: NO HARD FEELINGS..THIS IS A JOKE*** Are you in the market for a sweetie? That being the case you should read this piece.. Subj: How to select a girlfriend... Consumer's Reports on Selecting Girlfriend Well it's been almost 20 years since Consumer's Reports reviewed girlfriends (CR, Aug 1972). Since then, styles have changed, new features have been introduced, and the market for girlfriends has changed substantially. So we here at CR decided another report was needed. As in a car or a computer, you should ask yourself what you need a girlfriend for before obtaining one. This will, in large part,dictate the final product which you should consider. Do you want an intellectual companion? A baby factory? A hiking partner? Or just lots of good, old-fashioned sex? Identifying your needs is the first, and most important, step in selecting a girl- friend. The second question which needs to be addressed is, of course, how much you are able to spend. This is largely determined by your physical and personal characteristics--if you are good looking, have a commanding personality and a good sense of humor, you will have the resources to obtain a fancy, high-end model. On the other hand, if you are ugly, smell bad, and wear polyester clothes, your choices are more limited. Keep your purchasing power in mind when considering your selection. Although the salesman will tell you that a girlfriend can be financed, CR does not recommend this practice; due to inflating expectations, the required monetary outlay will actually *increase* with time. Used vs. New? ------------- A question many girlfriend seekers have to address is whether to get a new or a used girlfriend. The answer to this question will, roughly speaking, be determined by your age, as shown in the following table: Your age Used or New -------- ----------- 1-12 years (see note A) 13-16 years New 17-21 years Used, but not used up 22-35 years Used heavily 35-60 years New (see note B) 60+ (see note A) Notes: A: Seek psychiatric help B: Only "new" if income $100,000/year. Otherwise, "divorced". New girlfriends have the advantage that they have no previous bad experiences to project on you, but the disadvantage that they will rarely be old enough to open their own checking account. Used girlfriends, on the other hand, may be steady, reliable performers, with the initial problems worked out, but CU advises that you avoid models which have much more than average mileage (2.1 SO's/yr). Much greater than the average may be an indication that the girlfriend was a professional. Accessories ----------- Often the potential girlfriends you see on the lot or in a tavern will be loaded with accessories, as the dealer gets a high markup on such items as large bosom, long legs, green eyes, etc. Other accessories will only appeal to fringe markets, such as models which come pre-equipped with children, or the ability run 10 miles while chanting sanskrit. In such cases you should make a list of accessories desired, tolerated, and disliked. Note that some accessories (such as children) can be added later, while others (such as a large bosom) must be factory installed. The Test Ride ------------- When evaluating a girlfriend, a test ride is essential. The test ride ritual begins with the so-called "pickup line", which can range from the simple if dull ("Can I buy you a drink?") to the aggressively hip ("dance with me or I'll kill you") to the arcane ("You're my Camus comrade, and I want to leap you, Faith!"). CU rates as Not Acceptable "Smile, you'll look better." Once on the test bed, evaluate handling, stability, and acceleration. The two questions you want to answer are: how fast, and how far? Examine the detailing. Does the bosom sag? Does the heater warm adequately, or does she remain cool? Ordering vs. On-The-Lot ----------------------- Finding the right girlfriend can be a frustrating experience, and many potential customers find it hard to get the exact model and accessories wanted. In such cases ordering from the factory is an option. Delivery time, however, is from 14 to 16 years (depending on the state you live in), and CU questions the usefulness of such a practice: if you have access to the baby factory, you should reconsider your need for a girlfriend anyway. Methodology ----------- Girlfriends were evaluated by a dedicated group of 10 test engineers, selected to typify the average seeking population. All tests were performed at CU's specially constructed test facility, which included a bedroom, kitchen, and living room, and at a number of bars and taverns surrounding the facility. A series of seven tests were run, evaluating each product according to the following criterion: intelligence, wit, humor, empathy, initiative, looks, and performance. Results ------- Girlfriends are grouped together in categories by similarity. Within each category, variation is not statistically significant. Category Comments -------- ---------------------------------------------------- Goddess This is the woman of your dreams. She comes equipped with all the options you want and none of the ones you don't. She can argue subtle points of philosophy, give you a stiff game of racquetball, understand what you mean even if you don't say it, and break a bed. No mental or physical hang-ups. The drawback is that this model is not actually available. Goddess-in-law This model is similar to the goddess, but comes with contractual retainers, such as a psychotic ex-husband, a spiteful mother, an alcoholic father, and a bratty kid. This model tends to generate grey hairs. Ms. Right The best all-around choice for most girlfriend situations. Has most of the characteristics of the Goddess except possibly in the wrong size or hair color. Other than that, an excellent long-term investment. Availability is extremely limited but can occasionally be found with luck. Babe This is the flashy, fully-loaded variety with all the options. Unfortunately this model lacks cognitive powers and empathy. Showy, and suitable for a parade or for impressing your friends, but not for your long-term girlfriend needs. Friend The model with the most empathy. Caring and kind but you wouldn't be caught dead in it. Availability is poor to fair, depending on quality. Yeah, Her The Ford Escort of girlfriends. Widely available, but useful as a girlfriend only in a pinch, if no others are available. Tends to be spiteful or unreliable, or have a dull finish.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi Guys! Longtime no... Three men died and went to heaven. When they got to the heaven's gates,the angel at the gate stopped them and said, "Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven." The first guy began his story: "I lived on the 25th floor of a high rise apartment building. Every day when I went to work, my nosy neighbor called me and said that there was a stranger in my house and that he could hear wild, passionate love making noises. I finally got fed up with it and decide to go home at lunch time and check things out. When I got home my wife was sitting on the couch naked. I got extremely upset. I went through the house searching everywhere. Under the table, in the closet, even under the bed. I couldn't find anyone. Then I looked outside on the balcony and saw two hands hanging onto the ledge. I ran outside looked down at him and noticed that he wasn't wearing any pants. I took off my shoe and started beating his hands. He fell 25 stories and landed on the canvas in front of the building. He wasn't dead. So I rolled the refrigerator out and pushed it on top of him. When I did, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man's story: "I am a window washer at a high rise apartment building. I was washing windows on the 27th floor when my scaffold broke. My pants got caught on the scaffold and ripped off. I managed to stay alive by grabbing a ledge of a balcony. I was okay until this guy started beating my hands with his shoes. I fell and landed on the canvas in front of the building. I was still alive. Then the next thing I know, a refrigerator landed on me and I died." The third story: "Well, I was in this refrigerator minding my own business.... it's only a joke,so just enjoy it.Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date James alone Oomaar aad baad uugu mahadsantahay kaftankaaka,halkaana ka sii wad Mahadsanidid James Alone Copenhegan
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Waa mahadsantihiin dhalinyaro laakiin waxaan idinku dari lahaa qoraalada dhaadheer oo already Internet-ka ku jira inta dadka qaarki soo gudninayaan miyaaney ka fiicneyn inay ciwaanka kaliya soo gudbiyaan iyo wuxuu ku saabsanyahay. Anon, the X.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waa salaamantihiin markale... waa u baahneeyn "ila qosla" oday Soomaaliyeed aa naagtiisii ka dhimatay... magaceeda waxaa la dhahaayey Janaqeey... dadkii tacsiyeeynaayey aa ku dhaheen allaha u naxariisto islaanta kaa dhimatay.. Aw xaaji:haah haah xanuun badaanaa Janaqeey halka jalafoon ku jiidan jiray ooy igala jiidatay aa i jahwareerineeyso.... saas ineey aheeyd aan u maleeynaayaa .... bye all
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date salaan all malin baa waxaa dhacday rag shekeysanayeen iskugu fanayeen sida haweentooda u qanciso sheekadii siday u socotay baa laba isu soo hartay sidaan bay ku shekaysteen: 1. naagtaydu waa caano ma daadiso hadaad afka farta u galiso kaa qaniinimayso.. 2. naagtaydu waa sida kale caano daadiso farha waa kaa goosanaysaa hadaad ku taagto iyo hadii kale.. 1.. naattaydu waa mid mar walba faraxsan waxaan ka raba i siiso haday diyaar tahay iyo hadii kale.. 2. naagtaydu markay maqasho waxaas baan u baahanahay wayba iska sii dartaa oo maba i siiso xasidad weyaan. 1. naagtaydu sariirta markaan tagno ohhhh siday u taqaan cayaarta ..habeen walba janada bay isoo salansiisaa.. 2.. adaaba sheegaya sariir way isku balaadhisaa habeenkii sidaan ula jiifsan.. maalintii danbe ninkii 2.. ahaa waxaa uu ka helay ninkaa 1.. naagtisa sidaa uu ugu faaliyey waxuu is yiri intaa uu shaqada jidho ka war doon macaanta waa uu u yimi waxu kuyidhi saxiibkay xaaskii waan ku wehel yeeli next time they are in bed opps ninkii kale ayaa ku yimi opps naxdin ninkii 2 inta istaagay yidhi walee jana soo salaamay laakin danbaa igu danbeeysa adiguse kuu dhiman jano badan ee iga qalee... ka raali noqda wax qalada ah i don't mean wax kale it is just a ila qosol story....no hard feelings...
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi Guys! long time no....here comes the joke of the day!! waa sheeko gaaleed marka ha u bixina!! This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love." The parrot said it all the time,embarassing the owner to no end. Finally, He went to his parish preist and told him of his parrot’s problem. The priest repleid, "I have a parrot who also only know some sentence. He always says, 'Let us pray.' Bring your parrot over Sunday after mass, and I'm sure your parrot will be praying by the end of the day. "So, as directed, The owner brought the parrot over to the rectory after mass. The parrot, spying the priests parrot, opened his mouth and blurted out "Let's make Love. "The priest's parrot closed his eyes, looked up at heaven and said,"my prayers have been answered." Barbara. Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Oomaar, Thanks for the always hilarious jokes.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waa salaamantihiin .... ila qosol, haka socoto meesheeda.... oday iyo wiilkiisa oo malaay dabato ah ayaa sidii caadadda u aheyd dabasho malaay u fariistay jamaladda korkooda ..... wiilkii su'aal uu weydiiyay aabihiisa:aabow shamaag, aakhiro shamaag mala dhiganaayaaa.... odaygii:maandhow Samantar, ninna aakhiro maan la'aan uma fadhiyo .....
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waa salaamantihiin again... mid kale waa tanaa ... laba oday oo soomaali baadiyaheeda deganaay ayaa magaalo weyn ee ku dhow socdaal ku imaanaayey.... markii ey magaaladda akteeda imaadeen, ee waxeey maqleen "adin salaadeed" waa yaabeen odayaasha waligood magaalo ma imaanin... koo ka mid ah ayaa dhahay:ar waa kasay! ar waa kasay!... odaygii kale: xaad kastay aw Muxumud? aw muxumud:ar waa reer Qansax....ee yeey ka yihiin,waaba ogahay in ay reer Qansax yihiina... odaygii kale:see ku kastay aw Muxumud? aw Muxumud:Laashinkaan ka kasay iyo sida luugu jiibshay..... ciao
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waa salaamantihiin again.... laba oday oon "salaad" waligood arkin meel lagu tukanaayo aa i soo raacay..... waxeey la kulmeen dad tukanaayo, waa ag istaageen.... mid aa wuxuu yiri:war mataqaan waxeey sameeynahayaan? odaygii kale:waa laguu yaqaan "Tukad" baa la yiraahdaa Galbeedkaa laga cayaaraa.... qaarkiin waa maqasheen
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waad saalamantihiin. Maalin maalmaha kaamid,aha duukan caarab leedahay ayaan aalab kaaqadaanayeey.Islaamarki aan islaaha baax ayaa inaan somaali ah iyimiid.(hoorta ruunti aniigu af somaaligu inyaar ayu iguadaagyaha,iyo somaliida xamar kaayimiid maafahmoo) Maarkaaso niinki soomalieed iyidhi"Abaayo waaxan ku,idhii aadi baase maaqabtaa? "And I was just like what"?.qAABITAAN MAAXAY AAH? Intii ayuu kuceeliyey haadana,anna waaxan isidhii niinkaanu EDEBDAARANA!MUUXU ISKUUGUYIDHI aniigo aanan aqaan i waaydii my private life! Ana waan umaaleynaayey inu yidhii Basil miyaad qaabtaa?(because Basil is a boy name) Niin somaaliyeed ayaa nadhagaysanayey oo beerki aya xaanuntaay sidu uqoslayey. Anaan haadal idinkugu daalin eh, markii daanbe ayaan gartaay inu inaanki uubaahna laacag jaar jaar ah (laacag yaar aaya kaadhinma) sorry if there are any mistakes
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waad saalamantihiin haadana...... waalalayal qosal waalobahayaahay maarka igaa raliaahada waaxaan haada meshaan ku qoraayo ujeedadeydu waaxkaale maaha.But my lord they are real fuuny! 1.your parents are so stupid they went to Disney World and saw a sign that read Disney World turn left and then they went back home again. 2.your father is so ugly they let him park in handicap spaces 3.your mom is so ugly, when she cries the tears run back of her head, cause they scared of her face. 3.your sister is so ugly when she threw a boomerang it did not come back. 4.your grandma is so old her breasts squirt powdered milk ha.ha. ha. sorry waalalyaal.baas qoosol waalobahanyahey intii waax meeshaan kuqorteeyna waad mahadsantihiin firixdii ayaa igaa dhamaatay
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi everybody! longtime no..... I get this joke for everybody today,maybe some of you have already heard about it. Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The first says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The second replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The third stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !" just a joke! Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date THis is very my first joke and i will keep posting a new ones. This is I think is somali joke, A doctor was operating a ma in his clinic. The man had a testicle (xiniinyo)disease the doctor take out the man's testicles and but on the table but the doctor's dog ate the man's testicles. After a quick decision the doctor take out the dog's testicles and transplanted in the man without telling him. After the oparation the doctor told the man to come back after three months for check up. After three months the man come back when he was asked about his sitiution he said to the doctor: I am okay doctor Thank you, but there is little problem: When I want to Pee or urinate I lift My leg like a dog. Joker
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date hello everyone!!! here comes the joke of the day. A woman on her death-bed says to her husband: "Promise me that your next wife will never wear my clothes". "Hush now", says her husband comforting. "Firstly you will be better soon and secondly she's one foot smaller than you. that is all for today! Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date HI OMAAR, LIKE YOUR JOKES, BUT YOU SHOULD BE AN EQUAL OPPURTUNITY JOKE TELLER, OTHERWISE SOME OF US WILL GO ON A FACT FINDING MISSION FOR THE SAKE OF EQUAL REPRESENTATION AND BALANCE. JUST JOKING BRO!!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Suban,Suban...... I like your opinion and agree with you. Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salaan All Three men were having a discussion about which country is the best according to their background. One man was American, another was Italian and the other GOOFY. The American said my country is the best because we are the ones who landed on the moon first. The Italian said no my country is the best because we created all the good food...pasta,pizza... Then Goofy said Goofy: You two are wrong. Italian & American: Why? Goofy: Because my country is the best. American: How? Goofy: My country is going to be the first to land on the sun. Italian: Thatz impossible. Goofy: Why? American: If u land on the sun you are going to die because itz too hot. GOOFY: AHA, THATZ WHY WE ARE GOING AT NIGHT! Bye All
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date hoodi hoodi...waa idin salaamay, hoo hee waa tanaa...sheekadaan waxeey ka dhacday xaafadii "bilaajo carab" ee xamar .. oday yemeni ah aa aroosay naag soomaali ah, naagta magaceeda Xaajiyo Xaliimo iska dheh in la dhaho.. odayga carabka "labandaayiiste" ama "doobile" .. markasta uu hal shaati dhaqo ama hal surwaal odayga "Galmo" uu iska rabaa in uu ku tuurto .... Xaaji Xaliimo, horey eey 3-nin oo soomaali eey horey u kala tageen laakiin odaygaan yemeniga oo kale waligeed ma arkin .. Xaaji Xaliimo waa adkeeysan weeysay "Galmadaan" joogtada ah... Xaajiyadda maalintii kale jidkeedeey ku dhacday ayadoo odaygii yemeniga ahaay waxba u sheegin ... naagihii saaxiibadeeydii ahaa aa ku dhahay Xaajiyo Xaliimo odaygii aa ku raadinaayey oo dhahay "in kaan waa rabtaa furiin dahabkii iyo dharkii ha soo celiso" . Xaaji Xaliimo, heli ma hayo heli ma hayo ...waa casar oo waa habeen waa subax oo Galma joogta aheeyd ka badan inta uu sheeganahayo.. ciao
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi Badgal...lol..... that was funy.... the last part.....kursigaan ka dhacay saan u qolahayey..
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Dagaaladdii somalia..around 1990...ayaa nimankoo mooryaan ah ayaa waxey qabteen nin miskiin ah oo siigaalle adkiisa iska maraayaa..markaasaay waxey ku xukumeen in la "BIREEYO"...la qallo"..ninkii miskiinka ahaa markii middidii lasaarey ayuu raftey "firigfirigleeyey"..markaasaa nin mooryaanta ka mid ah yiri..AAr baqtigaan bir nacebaa, lama bireen jirin miyaaa"..haha aha aha aha.. folks...until next joke..cheerioooo luv,
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Leroy(Ghetto child) was ask to do a simple homework assingment . Beffuddle bye the whole school thing ,leroy is a trooper.he was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentence .here's what he handed in: 1-HONOR ROLL-we was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day ,man I was HONOROL. 2-PLANET- I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed,and he PLANET in the backyard. 3-DISMAY- When I went for a blood test ,the doctor pulled out a big needle and said DISMAY hurt a little. 4-OMELLETTE- I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but OMELLETTE this one go this time. 5-STAIRWAY- Getting high is stupid .It just make you STAIRWAY into space. 6-MOBILE- I went to the store to buy some food ,I was short on cash ,my man said gimme one MOBILE. 7-DEFENSE- I saw this dude running from the cops ,but he hopped DEFENSE and got away. 8-AFRO- I got so mad at my girl ,AFRO al lamp at her. 9- AFTERMATH- I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH I'm out. 10- LOCKET- I slam the door so hard ,I LOCKED. 11-DOMINEERING- My girl's birthday was yesterday ,I got her DOMEERING. 12- KENYA- I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a strager KENYA spare some change. 13- DATA- At my basketball game. I score thirthy points.My coat said DATA boy. 14-BEWARE- I asked the man at the unemployement office "is dis BEWARE I get a job?" 15-DIMEMSION- I'm dark,handsome,and not DIMENSION,I is smart. 16-COATROOM- the judge said "one more outburst like that you'll be out de COATROOM" 17-DECIDE- My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE. THAT IS LEROY THE GHETTO CHILD. BY: TYCHE AKA Magac-Maleh
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Tyche, this soooooo funny!! Oomaar bro, I hope my previous comments have no bearing on you not posting any jokes these days.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Saan camal ma u qoslin waayahan Mahadsanidin Markaan SITEEY aa idin saaraa GAALKACYO aa idin geeyhaa. XARIGA dhexda Qabsada. Sidii caadada aheed SHINEEMO GAALKACYO waxaa lasoo dhejiyey fillin najis-najis dhalay ah. waxaana ATOORE ka ah TIMACADE ey-ey dhalay. laakiin SHURUUD maxaa waaye hee..? waxaa geli kara NIN BIDAAR LEH bas...Perche filinka AGENTI waaye. Kaaga sii daran eh, albaabka waxaa joogo indhool oo Qof kasto madaxa kataabanayo si uu u hubiyo in uu bidaar leeyahay iyo in kale. "maya, maya, Adiga timaa leedahay" Indhoolkii ayaa ku dhahay xarfaankoo rabay inuu galo shineemada. "Sidee ku Galaa?" ayuu iswaydiiyey Xariifkii "...Wax yar i sug.."ayuu inta dhahay Gadaal gadaal u baxay. Xariifkii macawsta uu inta kor u qaaday kastuumana maqabin eh cawradiisana soo saaray oo hadana Gacmosocod ku daray. asagoo gacmaha ku soconaaya labadii barina kor jirto ayuu soo gaaray Irridii laga galaayey. Indhoolkii baridii markuu ka waayey xabad tin ah ayuu ku yiri "gudub.." wuxuuna ku daray " labo-labo lama ogola, keli-keli u socda." asoo u qaatay labadii doolood labo madax. xariifkii intuu lugihiisa ku istaaagay ayuu caadi u socday. raali ahaad haddii ay ku jiraan ereyo fadeexad leh. waxay iga ahayd un kaftan.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Asalaamu******Caleykum Ar saan u qoslaayey lee hahahahahahahaha bal anna tan iga hooya hee akhiyaarta nin iyo naag aa isqabeen ninka ina cali iska dheh naagtana caasho ninka ina cali eh aad uu u gaabnaa una bar yaraa/lafo yaraa either way habeen ay is dagaaleen naagtii way xanaaqdey markaas ay tiri guriga reerkeena aan aadaa ninkii ilmihiisa oo bersadda jiifo uu iska dhex seexdey naagtii waxay is tiri cunug ilmaheeda kamid eh horey u qaado reerkiina aad ninkeedii ay dhabarka saaratey markaas ay intey jidka ku jirtey tiri "Wallee aniga iyo ina cali waxa nakala qabsan doono mar danbe iskuma soo noqono" ninkii intuu dhabarkeeda ka hadley uu i yiri "Naa ina cali dhabarkaaduu saaranyehee dhig inkaar qabto" naagtii naxdin ninkii dhulka ay ku tuurtey hee maskiiiiiiiiiiin! byee guys
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Oomar: You forgot to tell about that joke you told me, here it is Country Breakfast: A litte boy came down for breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cerel?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning." Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kithen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "are you going to tell him, or should I?" Oomar, I couldn't understand the last sentence. hahahahaha
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Single Sisteh's Bedtime Prayer! Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who will not creep. One who's hansome, smart and strong, and able to admit when he is wrong. One who thinks before he speaks, and doesn't disappear for weeks. I pray that he's gainfully employed, and won't clam up when he is annoyed. Please send me a man who'll open my door. Pull out my chair and want to do more. Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, But who knows what to do when he hits it from behind. One who'll make love till my body's twitching, and bring me a sandwich too, when he comes back from the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, and will not try to slee with my best girlfriend. I pray this prayer in the Lord's name, Oh, and by the way Lord, deliver me from the weak game. Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait, for I know you'll send him before it's too late. The Single Brotha's Bedtime Prayer As I crawl into my sack, I pray for women who aren't wack, A sistah who knows how to act, who won't neglect, and will call back A girl who's smart, and sweet and stacked, and who knows when to shut her trap, Who won't act ill and disrespect, or run her mouth and sweat my check, who will not ask me if she's fat, In this red dress or these brown slacks, I pray for one who is well-bred, I cannot deal with chicken-heads, I need a love of give and take, Not "what you drive?", "How much you make?", When lunch and diner bills approah, If you don't reach...don't ask for Coach, I want a dime with thighs and lips, not nickel broads on ego trips, I want one who loves me for me, not what her girls think I should be, To fill my life with joy non-stop, with no male friends to take my spot I need one for cuddles, light kisses, and pecks, but she'd know that some times...I just wanna have sex, If I were to find her this very day, then I would cease in my doggish ways, there'd be no more creeping, I'd sing songs like Joe's. But until that day comes, I have no love for you Peace
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Saaxiibayaal waanii salaamay waxaadhacday oo ay iisheegtay gabar itoobiyaan ihi in gabar yar ay maalin musqusha gurigooda gashay iyadoo rabta inay ku qubaysato ayey aragtay walaalkeed oo muskusha ku saabuunay sanaaya markaasay tiri waryaa maxaa samaynaysaa? wuxuu dhahay naag lamahayo!gabadhii aniga sowmajoogo! waa laysku qabtay wiilkii: hooyo adaa ka alaabsane! gabadhii: haa aaboxataa saasuu dhahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date kalkeyga waaye, kalkeyga waaye An wax masheegaayi ileese waa iska baaramaa maladiidi? Maya raali ahaada waxa leen ni iraalahaay sheeko waa lasheega ileese warkiina waala lakala goostaa war aan jirin la alifane waa lagaroon yahay waqti saas na malahaayo.Marka sheeko masheegteen sheega maniiga xumi laakiin lisbawaansanin,liswaansado aa karoon.Kii xumaahaayane a is xumeeyo an magoow wixiin ni iraalahaay waa ni'iri.warsana'ahaada.(soobarya)
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date maxaa la sheegey. tanha la iga guddoomo!it's called Italian in the states: One day ima gonna LA to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings meonly one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet.I say you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say youbetter no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know thelady and she call me sonna ma bitch.Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me aspoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell meeveryone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock onthe table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna mabitch. So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onnamy bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me togo to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you."I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy. Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date to Amran M waa ku mahadsantahay sheekada aw-gaabow , waa hilmaamay waa isoo xasuusisay aad aan ugu qoslay ... to Anon-99, waa ku mahadsantahay commentigaada...... hadda waxba ma hayo waaa soo noqonaayaa mar kale... ciao
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date SOME STUPID LITTLE JOKES A> LETS ADD A AND B SUBTRACT THEIR CLOTHES DIVIDE THEIR LEGS AND MULTIPLY. IT IS CALLED "BEDMAS" B> BY THE WAY IF U SEE U R DAD ASK HIM IF HE BOUGHT A PORNO MAGAZINE TO SEE MY ASS. LOL C> 1. U R SO FAT WHEN U STEP ON THE SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUE. 2. U R SO FAT WHEN U STEP ON THE SCALE IT SAYS ONE AT A TIME. 3. U R TEETH IS SO YELLOW WHEN U SMILE THE TRAFFIC SLOWS DOWN. 4. U R SO FAT U CARRY A VCR AS A PAGER. 5. U R SO FAT WHEN U SIT IN THE BUS U SIT BESIDE EVERYONE.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Ladies & Gentlemen: This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demostrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS. There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initiall installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. This database will encompass all information associated with the business. As you begin using the progam, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, " Here, stick this in MYASS." It will be great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Doctor:What seems to be the problem? Patient:I snore too loudly that I wake myself up. Doctor:In that case I advise you to sleep in another room. Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Bye the way this is supposed to be true :-) If any of you guy have ever thought you have balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson. Now this was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the receptions, the groom got up on stage and grabbed the microphone to address the crowd. He thanked everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He thanked everyone for bringing gifts and all that good stuff. As a token of his gratitude, he said that he really wanted to give everyone a little something special. So taped, to the bottom of everyone's chair was a medium-sized manilla envelope. He informed the audience that this was HIS gift to everyone, and instructed them to open itl. With bright inquisitive smiles on their face the crowd eagerly opened their envelopes. A huge gasp came over the crowd as the attendees looked around in shocked silence. Inside each envelope was a framed 8x10 picture of the best man having sex with the bride. (Apparently , the groom had become suspicious of them and hired a private detective to investigate.) After standing there with a big grin on his face and watching people's reactions for a few minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F YOU." Then he turned to his new bride and said "F YOU." Then he turned to his best friend and said "F YOU TOO!" Then, turning to the entire audeince, he said, "I'm OUTTA here. Enjoy the cake." Needless to say, the marriage was annulled the next day. Now while most of us would have broken the engagement off immediately after discovering the affair, this guy went through with it anyway. His ultimate revenge: making the bride's family pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception (the bill came to over $50,000), letting everyone know exactly what happened with a kodak moment, and trashing the bride's and best man's reputation in front of friends, family, and honored guests. This is HIS world...we just live in it. Don't mess with the bull....you'll get the horns.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date all waa salaamantihiin... Aweey canbuulo, baashaalkaad bilaawday waa loo bogay ee bartaanaa ka wadeenaa... laba nin oo reer baadiya ah aa magaalo soo aaday si xoolo u gataan ... markeey dhameeysteen salaad jimco ah eey masaajidka u galeen gadaalna waa ka fariisteen... khadiibka, khudbadda jimcaha akhrinaayey GARWEYN uu lahaay... labada nin mid ka mid ah aa marka kasta oo khadiibka uu madaxa iyo gar-ka ruxmaba tiiraanyo wajigiisa ka buuxsameeysay.... markii soo baxeeyn aa kii kale su'aal weeydiiyey... S:aw Caliyow, goormaa carabiga boowsatay? bariga murugaa wajigaada ka buuxsantaye, xaa khudbada ka fahantay? J:ar iga tag xabad carabi ah ma boowsane, khudbana ma fahminee... S:xaad u tiiraan yeeysneeyd shiikha markuu madaxa ruxo maanta? J:ar ma ogeed sanno hore 4-jirkii idaha ahaa ee iga dhintay.. S:haaa... J:shiikha, markuu garka ruxmo, 4-jirkii iga dhintay uu i soo xasuusiyey ee maantaan maantii ka horeeysay aheeyd ee adigana khudbaa ka hadlee.... ciao
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date The Wife, The Wasp, and the Doctor A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's private part. Naturally enough, she panics. The Husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he ays to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his (come on guys you know what) and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. And so honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion. So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage. So the doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with vigor. The husband shouts, "What's the hell's happening?" To which the doctor replies, "Change of plan, I'm going to drown the little bastard!"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date gabar somali ah oo talyaniga ka shaqaso ayaa hoyadeed u dirtay telphone gabarta: hello hoyo iska waran hooyadii: nabadee adiga ka waran shaqadii gabarta: hooyo waa dhintay sidii aan jif wax u dhaqayay hooyadii: oo maad istaag wax ku dhaqdid!!!!!!! ************mid kale************** cunug aa abihiis u soo dacwooday cunug:abaabo abaabo umaayee aa i dhawday aabahii:yaah maxaa tiri ma ku dhawday iska daa anaa dhawaayee!!!! **********mid sadexaad********************* macalin aa waxuu ka imaday waqooyi macalinka marka canbuulo ee ka hesaa nooh waxuu imaday maqayada "maanoos" ansoloti waaye marka waa laga xishoonaa nooh in la cunana waa la rabaa waxuu u wacay kabayeriga "waryee war saxan digir ah soo qabo" kabayerigii waa qeliyee orderkii ayuu dalbay saxan canboolo ah..... saxan canbuulo ah oh no maclinka music aa ku yeeray##### waxuu dhahay intuu istaagay war saad tahay kaagan yar kabalyerigii ee adi ima dhihinoo!!!!! macalinka ween war waxaanu ku dhahnay waslad hilib ah!!!!!!!!! nabadeeey
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date once wiil aa hooyadiisa waxay tiri "mandhow caano fadhiya ii soo iibi" markaasu wiilkii baxay asoo dukanaka ayuu tagay, nagti ayuu ku yiri " do you have sitting milk?" what he did was just translate somalian into english because he can't speak the english well. nagti waxay tiri "i don't understant what you talking about, there is no milk called 'sitting milk'" then she said, " check the fridge and grab what you are looking for" he found the sitting milk which was suppost to be called " yogur"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waaa la salaaman yahay!! hadal wixii khiimo iyo khaayo lahaay awkhuumoow aa khaatay usna waa ku khasaaray,ani lamma khodob aan ku deraa: khashinka oo khabuuraha yaakhshiid yaallo alla khabkhabto,alla khaado, god alloo khodo,allugu khubo,deb allugu khabto,uslee khiikhaa! Oomaar. koo reer waqooyi ah ayaa xamar yimid,waa kirishboy(garageboy ama daba ka fuul--baabuur yaa!!)magaciisa waxaa la yiraahdaa"caliqadhmuun",koo reer xamar eh aa rabey inuu u yeero,markaasuu yiri"waraa cali uraay",dabeed qaldaanki budh ayuu ninkii la koray,waa laga qabtay,war maxaa dhacay oo aad ninka ku dishey ayaa la weydiiyey,markaasuu yiri waar cali qadhmuun baa nala yiraahdaaye muxuu cali uraaye noo leeyahay./ Oomaar.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Qore Bashir:Norway 26.04.99 Habeen goor danbe ayaa waxa isa soo raacay laba nin oo sarkhaansan.Iyagoo maryaa suuqa shabeele ayaa diyaaradi soo dul martay,mid ka mid ah labdii nin ayaa yidhi diyaaradu waxay sidaa wefti,kii kalane wuxuu ku jawaabay maya ma sido wefti lakiin waxay sidaa rakaab.Iyagoo sidii u muransan ayaa waxay la kulmeen nin sadexaad oo isna sarkhaansan.Waxay u bandhigeen murankoodii (Diyaardu waxay sidaa wefti,maya waxay sidaa rakaab)Ninkii sadexaad wuxuu ku jawaabay labadiinuba waa khaldantihiin,Waayo?haddii ay rakaab sido kulba boostayjo(Bus stopp)ayey istaagi lahayd dadna way ka degilahaayeen kuwo kalen fuuli lahaayeen,Sidoo kale haddii ayey wefdi sido mootooyin boolis ah ayaa xagga hore iyo xagga danbe kale socon lahaa
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salan dhammaan waa arin aad loogu farxo in boggaan oo kale lagu soo daro meesha waayo waa loo baahnaa. Baabuur sabaax ah ayaa wuxuu kasoo baxay waqooyi, baabuurka waxa saarnaa dad badan waxaana ka mid ahaa qof dumar ah oo jeeg uu oodkac (luqmad)ka buuxo wadata. Baabuurkii wuxuu soo socdaba dad kale ayaa Gobolada dhexe kasoo raacay. Goor habeen oo dadku wada hurdo baabuurkuna socdo, ayaa oodkicii nin gaajo kululi heysay u baxay oo ka laacay. Subixii markii waagii beryey oo la wada toosay ayey naagtii aragti jeegeedii oo maran. Markaas ayey qeylo bilowday. markii la ogaday waxa waxay ka qeylineyso, ayaa nin waayoarag ah oo babuurka la socday ayaa yiri "Waa fudud dahay haddii waxa lagaa cunay ookac yahay xalana lagaa cunay, waxaa hubaal ah qofkii cunay in uu farihiisa weli kasoo urayee, bal dadka gaariga saaran oo dhan farahooda hala ursado". Ninkii ookaca cunay intan lasoo gaarin ayuu farihiisii ursaday, mise asagii oo sidiisii ah ayaa kasooo uraya. Markaasuu la so booday " hoogaa!! oo anigeey gacanteyda ku cuneena"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date A Husband and wife . the man came home one day about lunch time ,he was in a hurry . when he entered his home he saw that his wife was intertaining some of her lady friends. he was a bit disappointed never the less he talk to her . he said "honey I need to write a letter in a hurry do you mind typing it for me fast".She look at him lazly and said "ow sweety I can not type now cuz the is red ribbon in the typewriter". he said okey ,. and resume when in to his room . after a while the wife came in to the room and said "I was joking about the redribon ,now I can type for you". he said "never mind honey I already wrote the letter by hand ". LOL get it?
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Tyche: Man! that was so funny, and here I was feeling guilty about my kind jokes, feel better now.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Sideed nin ayaa baydhabo iska soo raacdey oo waxay usoo baxeen inay xamar u tuugsi doontaan, say u lugaynayeen bay goor maqribkii ah waxay kusoo baxeen LIBAAX geed hoostiis jiifa, Intaan la hubsan waxa geedka hoos jiifa baa madaxiisii oo soo xigay dhinacay ka yimaadeen ushii dheerayd inta lagu muday hal mar la wada yiri AWKEEY BARAKO KEEN!!!!!!.. Sideedoodii kan ka sheekeeyey buu ka reebay...
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date maalin wanaagsan. maalin maalmah ka mid ah ayaah islaan ku kaceen dulal ayqabtay markaas qeyladeedi lagu soo baxay xafaadii oo dhan markaas baa layiri halal hadlo dulash waxaay rabaan markaas baa la yiri maxaad rabtaan.waxaay dheheen waxaan rabnaa faanto ha nalo keeno.faantadii baa loo keenay dhorxabo markaas dadkii xafaada qof ka mid ah baa niyaad iska yiri halxabo oo faanto ah meyiska kaa siiso markaas baa islaantiih qeylisay oo tiri.HA NA CUNIN ASBAX. dadkii oo dhan waa la yaabey oo lais dhahay maxaa ku dhacay islaanta markaas bay farta ku fiiqday qofkii faantada niyada iska yiri waxaay noqotay gabar dariiska ah meeshii ceeb baa ka dhacday oo waa la kal yaacay. islaantii waa raysatay shaqdeedi bay ku labatay oo ah dukaan.islaantii waxaay argtay marar badan oo gabadhi faantada dhaafeysa dukaanka oo rukuun ka ahaan jirtay islaantii baa weydiisay gabar ay dhashay oo tiri maxaa kudhacay heblo oo noo dhaafaysaa markaas gabagdeydii tiriHOOYO SOO TAHA CEEBEYSATAY markaas islaantii tiri oo maxaan ku ceebeystay gabadhii baa tiri markii aad qabtay dulash baa faato lagu keenay gabadhun niyaada iska tiri halxabo faanto ah meyiska kaasiisoo halka baad ku ceebeysay.islaanti way yaabtay ootiri CAKU DULASHEEDA DADKII WAX IGA GADANAAYA BEY IGU DIREEN. iga raali noqoda hadii aan wax qalday
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date haye hee soomaliyeey baldhageeyso sheekadaan o kadhacady swedhen waxaa jira eray hal qabsi u ah swedhishka oo ladhaho "fy van" waa eray laisticmaalo marka laxaanqo waxaa dahcaday in wiil soomaliyeed oodagan dalka oow udiray lacag hooyadiis oo joogta soomaliya malinti danbe aa umaayadii soo wacday markaas ay tiri hoyo lacag maxaa noogu soo diri weysay arkas oo kuyiri hooyo waan soo diray lacagtii markaas ay tiri hooyo mahelin markaas uu yir fy van mahelin miya markaas ay ku tiri hooyo lacagta magaceedama fy van aa layiraadaa taasina waa qisa dhacday
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi all this another joke ; A scantily dressed woman goes to confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday" "why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?"the priest asked. 'Because , father,He touch me on my arm without permission" "Do you mean like this?"He touchs her arm. 'Yes, Father" "That is no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch" "But Father,he also touched my breast." "You mean like this?"he touches her breast. "Yes, Father " "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch" "But Father ,He took off my clothes." "Like this ??"He takes off her clothes. "Yes,Father" "That is no reason to call him Sob" "But Father, he put his you-know-what,in my you -know-where" "like this"He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where. "Y-Y-Y-Yes father"she says sometime later. "but that's no reason to call him a son-of-a -bitch" "But Father ,He has Syphilis" "THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date aad iyo aad ayaad u mahadsan tihiin sida aad ku abaabusheen madadaaladaan laakiin waxaan idinka codsanaayaa inaad madadaalada aad ku qortaan afka hooyo fadlan.fadlan
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Nin reer xamar aa aadey Hargeysa oo business kabo samayn ah ka bilaabey. Lacag badan markuu ka helay uu saaxiib oo xamar jooga u soo war diray inuu meeshaan imaado oo business ka furto. Saaxiibkii waa imaaday wuxuu furtay meel masawirada lagu cadeeyo. Maalintii dambe aa waxaa u imaaday nin qaldaan ah oo tooray ku findhicilanaayo, markaasuu dhahay "Waryaahee filimkan oo cadaysan aan beri kaa rabaa". Ninkii footada lahaa oo naxsan aa saaxiibkii kabaha sameeyn jiray u tagay oo dhahay saa saa dhacday, filimna hal maalin laguma cadayn karo waa in xamar loo diro,waxay qaadanee labo usbuuc. Aadaa dhibtaan ii keenay oo dhahay meehaan imoow, hada maxaan samaynaa?. Saaxiibkiis wuxuu ku dhahay waxba ha nixin...saan samee beri markuu soo noqdo. Beridii aan ninkii qaldaan oo weli tooraydii istakiin ka dhiganaayo imaaday oo dhahay "Waryee meeye sawiradeeydii?". Ninkii reer xamarka ahaa intuu faas weyn hoos kala soo baxay uu dhabarka ku xoqday uu dhahay..." Aroo masawirka lama usbuuc uus qaataa usoo noqo aan ku dhahay muga". Qaldaankii oo naxsan aa dhahay "Waar qoorta ha iska jarine waan soo noqon doonaa labo usbuuc". Sorry, If it offended anyone.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Some of the jokes are plenty of humorous awesome rather than wonderful, however it is indeed robbery stories, but as a comment those of u who utilize any of the jokes that is not ur own inventive ones, might give such its derivation rout, such as u might tell us that it is not ur own unique one. Specially this guy who called himself "Oomaar", most of his jokes are tremendous funny but unfortunately I already read as i intent that they (jokes)are from in the newspapers and magazines articles, thus he might give the original print company a CREDIT. Nabadeey Aqiyaartiina Mudan iyo Aqiyaartiina Jinoolayaasha ah.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Iyaah: So, Oomar is sharing with us since you didn't in the first place, do I detect jeolousy here?
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Iyaah, Oomar never claimed that he was the author of the jokes. He was sharing funny jokes that most of us enjoy. Nothing wrong with that. If you want to talk about intellectual property rights and the internet, why don't you start a new topic/conversation?
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date this pate is ila-qosol not ila muran. so hash hash hash qofkaan Iyaah la baxay. Iyaah hada maa saan keentay markii waaysay waxaad ku soo biriiso qosolka Omaar maa kaga hormaray joornalda aad ka soo qori lahayd oops well thank to Omaar jokes uu soo qoray oo dhan wali horay ma u aqrin and they are so Ila qosol... so again Hash!!!!!!!!Iyaah..
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date ku oomaar WALAAL AAD IYO AAD AYAAD UGU MAHADSAN TAHAY SHEEKADAAS KU SAABSAN GEERASH BOYGA RUNTII AAD IYO AAD AYAAN UGU QOSLAY WALIBA ANIGOO JOOGA LIBRARAY DADKII OO DHANA WAY ISOO WADA EEGEEN SIDAAN U QOSLAYAY WAAN ILMEEYAYA, THANKS BRO BAL QAGSO SHEEKADAN ANIGA IGU DAHACDAY WAXAAN JOOGAA MAGAALADA MELBOURNE EE DALKAASI AUSTRAALIA WAXAA JIRTAY INAAN JAAD AMA QAAD CUNI JIRAY OO AAN ISKA DAAYAY MUDO LAGA JOOGO 8 SANO WAXAA DALKA SOO GALAY NIN MACALIN II AHAAN JIRAY DUGSIGAYGII SARE 1 TO 4 OO WALIBA AHAAN JIRAY MAAMULAHA ISKUULKA, NINKII WAAN DAYDAYAY WAANAN HELAY TELIFOONKIISII MARKAAN LA HADLAY EE AAN WARAYSTAY AYUU WUXUU IGU YIRI !!!! NINYAHAO MAGAALADA AAD JOOGTO MA LAGA HELAA DUQAD????? ANIGII WAAN YAABAY OO WAXAAN IDHI NINKU MALAHA MA YAQAANO MEEL LAGA IIBSADO HILBKA, '''WAXAAN UGU JAWAABAY HAA' WUXUU IGU YIDHI , '''NINYOW MA II SOO DIRI KARTAA, '''WAXAAN KU IDHI WUU XUMAANAYAA HADII AAN BOOSTADA KUUGU SOO DIRO, '''WAAR WAXBA XUMAAN MAYEE SOO DIR BUU IGU YIDHI MARKII DMBE AYAAN FIKIRAY OO AAN IDHI WAAR BAL HUBSO NINKU DUQADA UU DOONAYO, MARKAAN WAYDIIYAY WUXUU IIGU JAWAABAY JAAD, MAXAA YEELAY WAXA HALKAN LAGU CUNAA JAAD LA SOO TUMAY OO POSTA LAGU SOO DHAAFIYAY WAA QASIL AMA COSMATIC PRODUCTS MAXAA YEELAY DAWLADU MA OGOLA, MARKEE DAMBE AYAA INTAAN QOSLAY U SHEEGAY WAXAAN U MALEEYAY OO AH HILIB DUQAD AH, MAXAA YEELAY ISAGU WUXUU OGAA ANIGOO QAYILA WAXAANA ISUGU KAAYA DAMBAYSAY HARGEYSA, WAXAAN KU IDHI SAAXIIB BAHALKII FARAHAAN KA QAADAY MARKAA MA AQAANI IN LA HELO IYO IN KALE. RAAXEEYE RAAXEEYE2@HOTMAIL.COM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date ku oomaar WALAAL AAD IYO AAD AYAAD UGU MAHADSAN TAHAY SHEEKADAAS KU SAABSAN GEERASH BOYGA RUNTII AAD IYO AAD AYAAN UGU QOSLAY WALIBA ANIGOO JOOGA LIBRARAY DADKII OO DHANA WAY ISOO WADA EEGEEN SIDAAN U QOSLAYAY WAAN ILMEEYAYA, THANKS BRO BAL QABSO SHEEKADAN ANIGA IGU DAHACDAY WAXAAN JOOGAA MAGAALADA MELBOURNE EE DALKAASI AUSTRAALIA WAXAA JIRTAY INAAN JAAD AMA QAAD CUNI JIRAY OO AAN ISKA DAAYAY MUDO LAGA JOOGO 8 SANO WAXAA DALKA SOO GALAY NIN MACALIN II AHAAN JIRAY DUGSIGAYGII SARE 1 TO 4 OO WALIBA AHAAN JIRAY MAAMULAHA ISKUULKA, NINKII WAAN DAYDAYAY WAANAN HELAY TELIFOONKIISII MARKAAN LA HADLAY EE AAN WARAYSTAY AYUU WUXUU IGU YIRI !!!! NINYAHAO MAGAALADA AAD JOOGTO MA LAGA HELAA DUQAD????? ANIGII WAAN YAABAY OO WAXAAN IDHI NINKU MALAHA MA YAQAANO MEEL LAGA IIBSADO HILBKA, '''WAXAAN UGU JAWAABAY HAA' WUXUU IGU YIDHI , '''NINYOW MA II SOO DIRI KARTAA, '''WAXAAN KU IDHI WUU XUMAANAYAA HADII AAN BOOSTADA KUUGU SOO DIRO, '''WAAR WAXBA XUMAAN MAYEE SOO DIR BUU IGU YIDHI MARKII DMBE AYAAN FIKIRAY OO AAN IDHI WAAR BAL HUBSO NINKU DUQADA UU DOONAYO, MARKAAN WAYDIIYAY WUXUU IIGU JAWAABAY JAAD, MAXAA YEELAY WAXA HALKAN LAGU CUNAA JAAD LA SOO TUMAY OO POSTA LAGU SOO DHAAFIYAY WAA QASIL AMA COSMATIC PRODUCTS MAXAA YEELAY DAWLADU MA OGOLA, MARKEE DAMBE AYAA INTAAN QOSLAY U SHEEGAY WAXAAN U MALEEYAY OO AH HILIB DUQAD AH, MAXAA YEELAY ISAGU WUXUU OGAA ANIGOO QAYILA WAXAANA ISUGU KAAYA DAMBAYSAY HARGEYSA, WAXAAN KU IDHI SAAXIIB BAHALKII FARAHAAN KA QAADAY MARKAA MA AQAANI IN LA HELO IYO IN KALE. RAAXEEYE RAAXEEYE2@HOTMAIL.COM MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date AAD AYAAN UGU FARAXSANAHAY BOGAAN SII WADA HANA LA BADAYA ALAABTA XARAARADA LEH EE AAN KU SOO XASUUSANEEYO SOMALIYA WAXAA AAD IIGA QOSLIYAY. BASHIIR RAAXEEYE MANAXDO QADCAB BAJIYE MUXUBO IYO MACALINKA BOGAAN OOMAAR SAA KU WADA AKHYAARTA.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date saaxiibayaal ha la iga raalli ahaado, hadaan hadalno waa afsallax ku dhegayagii ,haddaan aamusnona ariga(adhiga) sidaa laga dayn maayo, markaan waxaan soo maqalay ama soo akhrinay aan idnla qaybsanno"Iyaah"oo kale ayaa kugu dhegaya,markaan aamusnona....(kaftan,yaah!) maantana ta ila qaybsada!! A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh." Oomaar,just a joke!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date markii UN ta aay geeyni jirtay raashiinka somaliya waxaa lashaqaaleey jiray rag xamaala ah. Maalin ayaa waxaa sooxirtay markam rashiin wada waxuu, mid xamaaleeydii kamid ah ayaa waxuu rabay in uu xaraga loo sootuuro si uu uxiro markaas ayuu qaaliyay XARIGA SOO TUUR XARIGA SOO TUUR !! ninkii markaba saarnaa waa fahmi waayay. Saxiib kii (xamaaleeygii) aayaa waxuu yir waxba magaseeysida kabax Heey! Heey Do speak English? Yes said the guy on the ship. xamaaleygii then said xariga soo tuur xariga soo tuur. have nice day cumar tari
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAA AH Waad mahadsantihiin akhiyaarta aad baad iiga qosliseen. gaar ahaan (Bajiye iyo saxiibkiis Cambuulo) Kaalay idinka ciyaal Kampo maad aheydeen mise ciyaal waabari??????. Keep up the Baashalka Bros and Sisos!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Waad salaaman tihiin bacda salaan ila qosla Nin ayaa maalin walba oo jimco ah la raaxeysanjriray(sex) xaaskiisa.Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah ayaa naagtii waxaa iska darsamey ama garanweydey maalintii markaa la joogey. Markaasey ninkeedii weydiisay oo la oranjirey Jumcaale, walaal maanta ma jimcebaa. Markaasuu ninkii yiri arey jimco ma aha minaadse jimco rabtid waa lagaaga dhigaa. aah aah aaah aaah aah aah!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Salaam to You all. Now Here Is the big One It was 1985 in Dallas TX. My friends and I were going to Somalain wedding in town. all the Guys were ready to go exept Oomaar. Oomaar is 4ft and 4" tall,he has a big heard and scares all over his face because he drinks too much. He never got a chance to get clean up and go some where decent (24 hrs he is high). Well, tonight is the night and he is in state of mind. He asked his friend Jama to lend him a nice suit to wear for the wedding, Jama gave him an nice suit, Oomaar wearing the suit went to in front of a mirror. He came back shouting "I don't like what I saw" and aked Abdi(another friend)hey can I borrow a nice suit fron you? abdi gave him an a suit, Oomaar went back to the mirror again, he came back unhappy. He kept asking everyone to give him somethink nice until he asked everyone the same thing.He is didsatitisfied the was he looked and remember! This is the first time in years that he is in a state of mine. Finally, he is wearing the last suite which he borrod from someone looking at the mirror and he spitted on his image on the mirror (Khaaakh..Tuf.) He said "Nacalaa Aabihiin kuyaal,balwaxay Ifka keeneen daya" May Allah hold his mercy from them,look what they have brought on this earth" talking about his image.lol One the friends over heard Oomar's curse on his parents plaming them that they give birth to Ugly person(Oomar) he did not laugh at him becase he know his father was INAXAGAA DHEERE... It is only a joke I don't mean to offend anyone.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date "Must be known" I realy think this is a big one! That is very funy. I had tears on my eyes when I read this joke because of laugh. I hope everyone will the piont of this joke! otherwise don't worry about it.lol very funy.lol
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date samira FUNNY U MAKE ME LAUGH!! SAMIRINA "BAASE"BEESO MIYAD KAWADA?!!!, MAYBE I LIKE U JOKES HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date KEEP ON JOKING MY PPL.waa idin salamay camaliminta Afar nin oo MAY-MAY ah ayaa saudiga masaajid IMAMM ka ahaa,mid kodnah ma'laheyn SHARCI,habben ayaa waxa dhacdey ayado saladdi CISHAHA lagu jiro midka mid ahnah tujinahayo dadka, saddexdii kalanah safafka kuxiga ku jiraan.ayaa waxaa albabka soo istaagey xarfantii RAAFKA,imaamkii meeshii uu kadhihilaha "waladaaalin" ayuu yiri WAALAKOOYAY!,CARABTII AAMIN AYKUTURTEEN,saddaxdii kale ayaa tiri INJEEEEDNAAAYI,ragcadi labaad ayaa lasoo garey mahii waladddaliiiin,markasuu yiri imammki "MEYWEELLAANNEE"saddexdii kale ayaa tiri FAKADDAANEE!,askartii oo albabada taagan aa lagu tagey ayaga macal carabtii latukaneysey oo imammka daba gashey!!. my first joke,i wish y will enjoy it!!,my ppl justjoke,SORRY ANY MISTAKES
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi everyone I hope you like this joke Nin sikhraansan ayaa masaajid soogalay salaad makhrib,safka ugudanbeeya ayuu dhinackagalay.Ileen waa nin sikhraansane wuxuu khalday xidhashadii salaada, halkii uukaudhanlahaa "Usali salaatilmaqribi thalaata ragcaatin Allahu akbar" ayuuwuxuu yidhi "Usali salaati almaqribi arbaca rakcaatin Alaahu akbar", Nin safka kulajiray ayaa maqlay markaas ayuu gujiyay ninkii sikhraansanaa si'uu isusaxo. Ninkii sikhraanka ahaa wuxuu mooday inuu ninka kuxigaa leeyayahay ragacadaha kordhi, markaas ayuu ninkiisikhraanka ahaa yidhi"Usali salaati al maqribi khamsa ragcaati Allahu akbar" nikiikuxigay ayaa hadana gujiyay. markasta oo sikhraanka lagujiyaba ragcad ayuu kusiidaraa."sita ragcaatin, sabca ragcaatin IWM" waxooga kadib ayaa waxaa safka soo garab istaagay sikraanka ninkale markaas ayuu xidhay salaadii"Usali salaati almaqribi 3 ragcaatin Alaahu akbar" Sikhraankii ayaa intuu xanaaqay kor udhawaaqay oo yidhi" Todoba ragcadood ayaa nalaga aqbali la'yahay adna saddex ayaad la ordaysaa!" let me know what you think.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hey Warsame that is good one. I have another one (sakhraan and masjid) here it is. Massajid kii sheekh cali suufi ee xamarkuyaalay ayaa nin sikhraansani soo galay.safka sadexaad ayuu soo galay, salaadii ayuu xidhay, ninka isgaka horreya surwaal kudhegan ayuuxidhnaa markii uu rukuucay ayaa xiniinyihiisii soo muuqdeen ninkii sikhraansanaa ayaa ninkii kahoreeyay xiniinyaha qabtay. Ileen ninka kahoreeya laftiisu wuu sikhraansanaa laakiin labadooda midna midka kale ma oga. Ninkii surwaalaka kudhagan xidhnaa safka labaadna kujiray markii xiniinyaha laqabtay ayuu mooday in xiniinyaha layswada hayo,kadib ayuu isan Imaamkii xiniinyaha qabtay. Imaamkii ayaa yaabay markaas ayuu yidhi"Subxaanalaah, Subxaanalaah...." nikii surwaalka kudhaganaa xidhanaa oo laftiisu sikhraansan xiniinyahana lahayo ayaa Imaamkii ujawaabay oo yidhi " AMA SUBXAANALAYSO AMA HASUBXAANALAYSAN ADEER XINIIYAHA WAALAYS WADAHAYAA" WAAYO MAADAAMA ISAGA XINIINYAHA LAHAYO WUXUUMOODAY IN XINIINYAHA LAYSWADA HAYO. waxkadhe mr.Warsame?
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date AAAha haahaa haa iihihhaaa. Bros these are good jokes. how about this one? Nin ayaa masjid udhawaa guriga uu daganyahay oo kuyaalay Kaaraan Mogadishu.Maalinkasta oo uukusoo tukado majidka kabihiisa ayaa lagasoo xadaa. markii saddex jeer oo iskuxigta kabihiisii lagaxaday ayuu maalintii danbe EEdaamkii masaajidka maqlay isagoosaaxiibadii lajooga.Intuu madaxa ruxay ayuu dhahay "Aar maqla Tuugtii aa isu yeeraneysa"
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hi guys! it's me Oomaar the great ,again!! To: maamulka Somali net.please keep on eye what some people write here,I think it's your responsibility to keep clean this page and the forum as a whole.some people post a vulgar and offensive articles here,so... and now here is a joke for everybody to enjoy. An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question. "Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 50's, it took three fingers to push down my hard-on." "Now that I'm in my 60's, it only takes one finger to push down on my hard-on!" "So what I'm basically trying to ask you is, How strong am I going to get?" Oomaar
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Your tail patterns when you get upset! "One of the friends over heard Oomar's curse on his parents plaming them that they give birth to Ugly person(Oomar) he did not laugh at him becase he know his father was INAXAGAA DHEERE..." Credit= By Must be known Then Oomaar complianed by saying.. "..To: maamulka Somali net.please keep on eye what some people write here,I think it's your responsibility to keep clean this page and the forum as a whole.some people post a vulgar and offensive articles here,so... " Credit= By Oomaar. that is funy!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date The Derby Horses in today's race are: 1. Passionate Lady 6. Clean Sheets 2. Bare Belly 7. Thighs 3. Silk Panties 8. Big Johnson 4. Conscience 9. Heavy Bosom 5. Jockey Shorts 10. Merry Cherry >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>At the Post. >>>They're off!!! >>>Concience is left behind at the Post. >>>Jokey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. >>>Heavy Bosom is being pressured. >>>Passionate lady is caught between >>>Thighs and Big Johnson are in a very tight spot >>>At the halfway mark...it's Bare Belly on top. >>>Thighs open up and Big Johnson is pressed in. >>>Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. >>>Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. >>>Merry Cherry in under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. >>>And down the streach....Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. >>>Big Johnson is making a final drive. >>>Passionate Lady is coming hard. >>>Passionate Lady takes all Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big >>>Johnson squirts and wins by a head. >>>Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull-up. >>>Clean Sheets never had a chance......
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date waxa dhacday baribaa anigoo ka imid jaamacada agteeda ayaan waxaan ku soo baxay meel bas ay ku sugayaan laba hablood oo somaliya kadib waxay sheekaystaanba mid ka mida ayey dhuuso ka booday kadib hablihii baa qajilay oo xishooday waxay mudo aamusnaayeenba midii kale ayaa waxay i weydiisay saacada kadib waxaan iskooga dhigay nin dhago la oo waan baa baa leyey kadib tii dhuustay baa tiri alxamdulilaah ilaahay wuu dhago tiray kadib sidii kumay aamusine waxay sameeyeen wey i dhig dhigeen iygoo leh ala nolosha aduunku isku dhama lagama helo bal quruxdiisa eega bal sankiisa eega iyo waliba in kabadan kadib baskii baa soo istaagay waanuna raacnay runtii wey icaayeen oo i aflagaadeeyeen markaan u dhawahay meshan ku dagayey ayaan intaa kacay ku iri nayaa dhagooluhu hadaanuu maqlayn dhuusdaada miyaanu urineyn dee naxdin bay afka saaray iyadoo lah lahaaaaaaaaaa... mustafe(jabiye)
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Hey Mustafe(Jabiye) Sheekada kor kuqoran ayuunbaad inyar kabashay. Waar waxcusub lashirumo gabadh dhuustay sheeko mahee.... I think you were the one who farted you farr ass.lol aaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaahiiihaaa
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Ilwaad Gah Gah Gah Fiq Fiq Fiq@@@@@@@@@@@Oomaar Oomaar thanx gacalka walaahi wadnihii aad ifuuray saa u aqrinaayay your jokes. And thanx to all of yall. Here one joke. Xamar aa waxaa katagay nin reer xamar ah oo wuxuu safar u aaday Hargeysa. Markii uu tagay hargeeysa duqii reer xamarka ayuu wuxuu arkay maqaayad. Maqaayadii intuu galay ayuu wuxuu ask gareeyay ninkii gabalyeeriga ka ahaa maqaayada inuu ugu shubo labo koob oo shaax eh dhalada. Marka reer waqooyiga dhalada waxay u yaqaaniin madaxa korkiisa. Marka ninkii kabalyeerigaa intuu yaabay ayuu wuxuu ninkii ku yiri war see dhalada shaax ugu shubi karaa.... Markaas ninkii reer xamarka ayaa soobooday ayuu kuyiri war noogu shub waligeen baan shaax dhalada kushuban jirnay hada nooguma horeesee. Markaas ayuu intuu yaabay nin kii reer hargeeso buu wuxuu soo qaaday bakeeri shaax eh oo kulul markaasuu ninkii reer xamarka ahaa madixiisa ku shubay....Markuu arkay ninkii reer xamarka ahaa inuu qeeliyay ayuu wuxuu kuyiri midkii kale neh marabtaa......Markaas uu yirii nacalaa adi iyo qaldaantii kudhashay kuyaal ......ani madax iiigashub maan ku iri mise dhalo iigu shub baan ku iri......markaas ninkii hargeesa iyo ninkii reer xamarka ahaa meeshii lakala celiyey.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Unrecorded Date Aad iyo aad ayaa ugu mahadsantihiin qoraaldan qosolka badan. Wixii cay ah oo lagu soo daro please noo soo sheega. Walaalayaal faylkani aad ayuu u dheeraaday marka si ay dadka ugu fududaato inay akhriyaan qoraaladiina sheekadii cusuba bog cusub kusoo qora tusaale ahaan kaftan cusub hadaa sheegeysid taabo meeshay ku taal new conversation kadibna ciwaanka sheekadaada ku qor meesha ciwaanka. Sheekada cusubna sidaa ugu soo qor. Dhib maleh oo sheekooyin badan waa la isku dari karaa laakiin markay sidaan oo kale u dheeradan dadka dhib ayey ku noqonaysaa inay la socdaan. management member
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