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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Sept. 29, 2000)
 SubtopicMsgs  Last Updated
JOKE OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!! 4   04/09 02:27pm
SXB MA RABTAA 15   03/29 06:25am
Why are somalian girls so strict about giving up the rethym nah mean 33   03/06 08:18am
WHY IS ALL DA SISTERZ HATERZ TO DA BROTHERZ??? 39   02/27 02:36pm
IS THAT ALL YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT...SEX??? 36   02/27 02:31pm
This is to all the hating somali gurlz! 31   02/26 04:48am
GABDHAHA SOMALIYEED 11   02/18 01:28pm
Why ya all somalian Ladyz affraid of uz (Somalian Man) ?? 44   02/16 12:49am
RESPECT YOURSELVES MY SISTERS 7   02/07 10:39am
Acting very cool ainn't gonna take u some where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5   02/07 10:35am
"FINALY SOMALIA HAS COME BACK TO BE ONE NATION" 2   02/07 10:34am
If u realy wanna lough check this out 8   02/07 10:32am
RASIST 13   02/07 10:30am
JOKE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! 32   02/07 10:25am
Geography of Somali Women 35   01/24 08:53am
Love Connections..you want love..come in here. 45   01/22 03:25pm
KOOY GAALAA DILAANE 32   01/17 04:34pm
WALAALYAAL U SHAQAYSTA AAQIRO OO ISKA DAAYA WAXAAN AAN MALINTA QIYAAME IDIN CAAWIN DOONIN. 36   01/16 12:58am
Dumarka & ragga qurbaha ku nool. 7   01/15 07:47am
WHAT IS INSIDE OF YOU? IS NOT OUTSIDE OF YOU , LETS SHARE WITH US 8   01/09 05:44am
Maku caarifin 3   01/09 12:47am
Some somalian boys say what is wrong with a white girl or any other girl? 11   12/19 04:59pm
THE DIFFERENT MEN AND WOMEN <:) 6   12/18 11:28pm
MAXAAD KU QOSLEYSAA? 11   12/16 09:49am
Why somalian parents don't give their doughter thier rights? 17   12/15 12:17am
Adult conversation! 10   12/12 03:11am
HAL XIRAALE 16   12/04 11:19pm
Make me feel like a woman ;) 5   12/04 07:06am
Crazy couple 4   12/04 05:52am
I Have lot of Jesus in my house 5   12/03 07:03pm
U GONNA LOVE THIS GIX GIX GIX GIX 22   12/02 07:22pm
WHAT MEN SHOULDN'T SAY AFTER SEX >:) 13   12/01 04:51am
Walaalayaal, ilaah halagabaqo oo xumaanta haladaayo sir iyo ogal 4   11/29 11:13pm
Do u all believe in soulmate and love in first sight? 23   11/28 06:03am
80 yrs old man and 20yrs old woman..... 3   11/20 06:21pm
Casrigii xodxodoshada waaa sanadkii 86 7   11/17 01:55pm
The best Pick up line ever!!!! enjoy it... 15   11/17 04:44am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Check this Out if you up for lough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 22   11/15 02:56am
Macawuusta uga bixi dabada. (QISO DHAB AH OO DHACDEY) 23   11/13 01:06am
WHY YOU MUST READ THIS? YOUR LAUGHTER IS GARUNTEED!!!! 22   11/06 10:35am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Too Many Husbands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4   10/31 04:03pm
WHY DO SOMALIAN GUYS THIN K THEY ARE ALL THAT?? 30   10/29 08:18am
Your Girlfriend Is Ugly when.......... 9   10/29 07:53am
THE GAY JOKE! 4   10/27 01:21pm
Why do all the somalian ladies scare the first night of their wedding !!!!!! 26   10/26 09:21am
Gabar iyo Wiil........ 5   10/25 12:55pm
U KNOW YOU FROM RIDGEMONT WHEN.... 25   10/25 08:28am
What does most of the somali parents do????????? 24   10/24 08:06pm
Aabahaa cun..Daaroodkii Carabtii hataa waa nagu diray? 36   10/24 10:42am
Wixii ku dhacay ninkii u dib mareeyay naag islaameed!!! 3   10/24 03:51am
If u are can of romantic person please bay this dress for u wife 2   10/22 11:04am
AYAAN DARRAN 6   10/21 05:02am
ARE SOMALI GIRLS IN A RUSH TO GET MARRRIED? 25   10/20 04:43am
Girl did U hear anything I said?????By T-GIRL 6   10/17 12:02pm
Nin ciil Qaba ( adult joke) 2   10/17 04:43am
THE MAN WHO DON;T LIKE HIS 7YEAR OLD KID 9   10/13 11:49am
Cabdlimateen cadaan page. 2   10/09 02:15am
SOME OF U'ALLLL SOMALIAN BROTHERZ THINK U GOT CAME ' 21   10/08 06:40pm
PLAYERS THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE 5   10/08 02:23am
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 8   10/04 10:06pm
Is dual citizenship allowed in Somalia??? 5   10/03 07:52pm
WHY SOMALI GIRLS DON'T LIKE TO HOLLER WITH THE BROTHERS 2   10/02 01:56pm
Wats wrong with us???????? 5   10/02 12:21pm
Can a Somalia brotha tell me why is our sister jealous when we go date out of our people ? 15   10/02 10:13am
Things That Piss Me Off, by WuTang 3   10/01 08:03am
WHAT A SHAME:(((( 19   09/30 11:27pm
Mariage: Is it good for you????? 14   09/30 08:51am
Where is the "P" 2   09/29 09:54am
How do you stop a Nigger from raping? 4   09/29 03:48am
ADULT JOKE 13   09/29 02:29am
If u are kind of romantic person please bay this dress for u wife 5   09/29 02:20am
Xigmad darro ! 2   09/28 06:06pm
BEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!! 6   09/28 10:59am
ISLAAN "DUQ" La WARYSTAY.........must read 6   09/28 03:10am
RESPECT OUR QUEENZ 4   09/27 12:20pm
The shark that ate the indian man 3   09/27 05:50am
MEEQAAD TIMAHA KU JARTAA? 6   09/27 01:44am
24 Hours to live 4   09/27 01:31am
Funniest Romantic Jokes by WuTangLOL@@@@@ 2   09/26 07:16am
Halxiraale 5   09/26 05:53am
Top 10 Things You Never Wantto Hear a Hooker Say 3   09/26 03:56am
HEY PEOPLE I HEARD THAT THE PRESIDENT OF SOMALIA WILL COME TO UNITED STATES. DO U KNOW ABOUT ? WHAT DO U THINK HE WILL TALK WHEN HE GETS HERE ANYWAYZ? 5   09/25 03:54pm
VIRGIN! :)JOKE:) 9   09/25 03:18pm
Why can't we do the same. 2   09/25 11:59am
Who is the badest somlian bitch holler at me 6   09/25 10:38am
Why are somalian guys are so ignorant and boring and they only like white girls 54   09/25 08:58am
Greatest Joke of All Jokes -Trust Me!!!! 6   09/25 06:41am
Mush hada(the arab guy and the hooker) 12   09/25 01:31am
AYAAN DARAN SHEEKO 4   09/24 05:57pm
Marriying for inheratance!!!!!! is common thing do u think so! 1   09/24 02:24pm
THIS IS FOR ALL MY SOMALI SISTA'S FROM TORONTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 25   09/24 11:35am
FGM...... let's deal with it exists: 8   09/24 08:23am
WHEN YOU ASK A SOMALIGIRL TO OUT WITH YOU WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON'T HERE YOU SAMETHING? 41   09/23 02:09pm
SOMALI YARIISAY WAX BAAN SOO BAARAY KA DIB~~~~~ 4   09/23 12:00pm
WE ALL CAME FROM THE SAME LAND, SO WHY DO WE HATE EACH OTHER? 11   09/23 08:35am
From Muqdisho to HARGIES 4   09/23 03:29am
Surrounded by Muslims!! 8   09/22 06:18am
Why r most married women fatter then single women???? 5   09/21 08:59am
Guumeys shimbir ku sheegaada iyo sarar cunkaada isma lahan macallinow!!!! 2   09/21 07:25am
WAR I FUR 18   09/20 01:14pm
Oxymoron's 1   09/20 12:37pm
Men of the 21century 2   09/20 04:59am
Your mother's toy..........funny 3   09/19 07:07pm
From Hargeisa To Muqdisho 2   09/19 11:20am
Nin walbow waxaad wadankaaga ka heli karo oo ku badan tuur. 3   09/19 07:08am
DE KENNER IN ARNHEM. 1   09/19 04:04am
Beentii safartay 2   09/19 03:51am
Real Joke! 2   09/18 09:29pm
"""a husband cheater u should never miss this stupit joke""" 3   09/18 06:40am
Cabdlimateen cadaan page. 1   09/17 05:28pm
Laba naagood baa waa is diriray ............. 1   09/17 04:45pm
WAXAA AHAY NIN QANIISEE (DO U THINK I SHOULD COME OUT OF THE CLOSET T?) 54   09/16 11:44am
MADAX WEYNE. ABDIKHAASIM&SANAAWIGA ETHIOPIA 4   09/15 08:25pm
ONE TRACK MIND 9   09/15 07:34am
I thought.... 3   09/15 02:40am
WORLD CUP 98 5   09/14 04:27am
ALA YAA.ABOOR IGADIGA haa fiq fiiq fiq faq faaq 2   09/14 01:11am
Gabar kun iyo kow bay la socotaa midna way kala baxdaa ma dhaqan saxsan baa! 1   09/13 02:37pm
Somali jokes for Somali people 11   09/13 10:20am
Confession"Bad Breath" 8   09/13 08:11am
Kkkaaaaaxx 2   09/12 10:21am
THE BARBER! by Cire 3   09/12 08:39am
The 1s we hurt are u & me!................ 8   09/12 08:27am
!!!!!how can u child destroy u relationship!!!!!! 6   09/11 05:39pm
How would u know u are addicted to the internet! check this out 3   09/05 04:31pm
Odaygii iyo Kabalyeerigii 2   09/03 11:54am
Odaygii iyo dabakafuulkii 1   09/02 08:11pm
Haaaaahiiiiiiiihhuuuuuuh 4   08/30 01:59pm