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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): Wazzup Somalia
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Mahamed ism

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 04:54 am
Hello ladies and gentleman.

I would love to know: where every body is from, which city, what they do for living, and if there is special issue they wanna discuss with us?

My name is Mahamed- 22 yrs old from Holland
I live Amsterdam, I study Hogeschool Amsterdam
I love playing soccer,volleyball, so why don't you be friendly and tell us stuff about your self, I wanna know also what do think of Middle East crisis and what should Islamic of Arab world should do.
Peace.

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reality check

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 06:31 am
dang and what u plaining to do with the information????
stalk us???

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COOLIO

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 07:49 am
ARE YOU JEWISH (YAHUUD) WHY ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW WHAT WE DO AND WHAT WE MEAN ABOUT THE NACALADA YAHUUDA AH MARKA WAX FIICAN DADKA WAYDII MA JAAJUUS BAA TAHAY (DAMBIBAARE)

ISKA ILAALI WARYAAYA WAXAAN XUNKA AH WAAN KA SHAKIYEY.

SAAXIIB LAAKIIN ISKU DA`BAANU NAHAY MARKA WAXAA FIICNAAN LAHAYD INAA N WAX KALE KA WADA HADALNO TAA WAXBA KAMA ORONAYEE.

BYE

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Samira

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 08:25 am
I have nothing to say except hope that Allah will give all those yahuud what they deserve. They are nacalad and are not even worth talking about.

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badgril2000

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 01:21 pm
Dear mahamed
thank ya for telling guys where r u at I did really appricate that anyway I would like to say hi to ya by way my name is idil and I live in uk I'am 18 yrs old that's what I want to say in the amount

peace and love all

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fatima

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 02:29 pm
hey,hey hey people, I see peopple are attacking mohmed out of no where like COOLIA ,,,HEY THE BROTHER JUST WANTS a LIITLE INFORMATON ABOUT ALL SOMALI PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD ,,,,IF YOUR ARE willing to share that with him then leave and don't reply at all cause no one wants to read
your negative commons ..

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MAHAMED

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:13 am
Coolio.

Saaxiib waxaan kuu sheegayaa, mida koowaad makuula
ekahay nin dambibaarisata u shaqeeya tan labaad hadaad dhibaato u aragtid ha ka jawaabin, laakiin waxaan jeclaan lahaa sida faatima in aad u fakardid..

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

I POST THIS MESSAGE BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS INTEREST'S AND WHERE THEY LIVE, NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT ANSWER MY QUESTION JUST DON'T, BUT DON'T ATTACK ME CAUSE I DIDN'T ATTACK.

MAHAMED (SEE ABOVE MESSAGE)

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sista

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 08:34 am
hey mahamed,
i'm too called idil just like bad girl, i'm 19yrs and i study medicine at thames valley university, i also play basketball and i work. the jews will get what they deserve insha allah, for they refused to listen to Allah and they shall be punished in the after life.

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Anonymous

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 01:01 am
he mahamed how are you doing?
i'm from holland to but live since 3 months in london with family.
My name is seynab and i'm 19 years old ,i used to live in utrecht for about 10 years and
and i would like to get to know you cause i'm comin back to holland soon.

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STONE

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 01:42 am
HI MOHAMMED
MY NAME IS FARAX (LOL)
I LIVE WITH MA MOM(DAH 30 YEARS OLD AND STILL LIVE WID HIS MOM)
I TAKE INCOME SUPPORT LIKE ALL SOMALI PPL
I STUDY COMPUTING(LIKE ALL THE SOMALI GUYS)
I LIKE CHOWING QAD, PLAYING WITH MY BALLS
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING GET XALIMA USE HER AND THEN DUMP HER
PEACE OUT

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mahamed

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:30 am
Hello dear Seynab.

Thanks for your answers, mail me at.

(darkman@netmail.nl)

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queen.b

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:48 am
hi everyone
mahamed
my name is smaira and iam 19 i live in london and i know seynab and she is a very nice girl, u see we're very good friends we live near each other and we see each other every day
me and her we'er coming to holland in decmber

any way get to know her she's really take my word for it

laters
queen.b

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mohamed

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 04:50 am
Hello Smaira

Nice to meet 2 meet u too, u both can e-mail at:

darkman@netmail.nl


MO.

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COOLIO

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 09:10 am
MOHAMED YOU ARE REALLY VERY FUNNY GUY. I AM SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST MESSAGE, BUT IT WAS JUST A QUESTION, BUT I FIND MY SELF THAT I WAS WRONG BECAUSE YOUR REASON WAS TO KNOW YOUR SOMALI SISTERS AND BROTHERS, BUT AS YOU SEE I AM THE FIRST MALE WHO WRITE TO U ANY WAY ................
I AM 20 YEARS AND LIVE IN OSLO, NORWAY. I STUDY AND WORK AFTER THE SCHOOL. TO MY SISTER .... I DON`T MIND IF MY BROTHER WANTS TO KNOW US, BUT U CAN SEE THAT THESE INFORMATION IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ANATHER PEOPLE TOO.MOHAMED NICE TOPIC BRO BYE

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A Somali Sis

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 06:40 pm
Nice topic Mohamed. give me yo mail and you will know more...

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Mohamed

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 10:22 pm
A Somali Sis

E-mail me at darkman@netmail.nl

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reallady2000

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 04:51 am
to mohamed,
my name is yasmin from london.
i study science and alevels english. in the future i want to become a doctor or medical researcher{bach at home}
my hobbies are going to the gym,
playing football and badminton. i also like listening to music such as R&B. rap etc.
well that's me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peace yasmin

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Nationalist

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 04:53 am
Do we really have somali-Jews.

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me

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 07:07 am
lol mo...u seemed to have ignored both idils looooooooooooooooooooool

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niga

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 07:32 am
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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coolio

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 05:55 am
mahamed jewish hadaa tahay maxaa noogu cadayn wayday, anigu waxay ila tahay in wakhtigii yuhuuda loo dhamayn lahaa ay timi o musliminta meelkasta o ay joogaan jihaadaan.

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S.L_badboyz

Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 10:52 am
hey yow nigga
iam giving shout out to all my ppl. Yow i live in the usa states and iam 19 years old. Iam a good baseket ball player and soccer player too, but my favorite is american football. I go to college and learning computer programming. one love to all the hooooot ladies up in this mother fuckin joint. Yow and this jewish •••• damn it looks like we gona have jahiid, and i will be the first one to attack those mother fuckers. Yow u somali ppl stay reall aight.

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MAHAMED ISMAIL HASSAN

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 02:38 am
Hello Idil & Idil and other sisters interested


I gave you guys my e-mail ad, but I haven't received any, so I wonder why u ask my e-mail ad
if you are not interested sending me mail.

Still: DARKMAN@NETMAIL.NL

Mahomed

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Mahamed

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 02:46 am
To All


I wanna thank each and every one of you, for your
wonderful introduction, I really appreciated.
keep on introducing your self, there is need 2 meet new Bro's and sista's

Coolio nice to meet you 2 bro Finally!!!!!!!

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london

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 04:03 am
I think you are selling yourself asking people why didn't you send massege can't you see they are only playing with you just like you are paying with us breing in something that you can't do nothing about it so gived up or help them by going there and doing something disent. By from London

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mohamed

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 04:52 am
London

That's really stupid comment, I wonder do u got something better to say?

Mohamed

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big dog

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 06:05 pm
HI PPL,
ladies and gent's, where is ur decency?
the brother asked u a very polite and simple question.
my brother dont worry about its not only somalian way of being rude, but sadly its a human nature.

english saying goes; either say something good or dont say nothing at all.

and arab saying goes; inaa fill sukutii xikma..
meaning....its better 2 be silent 2 say say something stupid.

my name is abdi(big-dog)
i'm 20 years old, i live in london
and i'm studyng HND in economics, finance and acountancy.
i love all sports especially football, rugby, cricket, basket ball, tennis, vollyball and table tennis.

i also love playing chess and lifting weights.

brothers and sisters this is a vouluntary innoceint topic so if feel like not partcipating, please do so by any means...aight

piece and its good 2 get know all somalain brothers and sisters world wide..4 real

daag, cio, macaslama, bye, afedaseen, ukufwa, ila liqa, broka brushki, nihooooooo and cheerios.

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Suadita

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 11:51 pm
ha ha ha..this page is really fun page..ya´ll get to know ppl u neva thought existed..should i tell bout my self..naaah...or should i...well oki i will... my name is Suadita i´m 18 lives in gbg Sweden...i go to school like college..they call it gymnasium here... i love to dance..ya know..shake tha ass...specially i love to dance somali dances..but heey the otherones goes aswell too....ya´ll know wha´ kind of music i listen to..not hardrock and heavymetall...not country or pop...i guess then it only leaves just one or two or three left and that is.....yes.. hiphop..rnb..soul....plus somalimusic...dont forget that...well tha spot bout somalimusic aint truth..say why?? cuz frankly i dont understand a •••• of what they sing bout...ya know i´m sujuuu.. damn i´ve spoken moore than i shouldnt!!! but all of ya who understands me holla at me.....peace and a big SMILE thats my motto...... love $uadita

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Amoore aka 1Love1Heart

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 06:05 am
Hi mahammed

Hey bro nice idea of makin this I see u probablly made some peole think instead of throwing nonsense stupid comments, throw something usefull like introduce urlsef and intrests to be honest
I LIKE IT...
Well almost forgot me introducing lol
My name is Ibrahim A I live in London west coast
I'm 20 yr old, I study Business and Fiance, I hope to go on tp uni insha allah,
My intrests are doing weights, going to the gym, playing tabletennis, Listening to music not normally rap funny huh, I like R&B and soul music... u know what else i would like to share with u dear Mahammed my dream is to make a regognisable Business originally and strictlly somalian participating or in the European countries especially America Toronto or UK London, up till now since I started my course I think about it what kinda business if u have an idea people please feel free and no stupid comments plzzzzzzzzzz...
I have said enough, Gotta bounce

Cioa
Peace N Love

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1Love1Heart

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 06:10 am
1Love1Heart

Hey mahammed bro nice to meet ya by the way, and all the other people that introduced themselves, my fellow londers glad to see that we r taking part coz all I use to see waz people from Canada, America, Holland, anywayz nice to meet ya everyone

Peace N Love

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zamzam

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 11:58 am
hi mohammed
yeah i am glad too 1love1heart to c more londoners
up in here.

anway my name samsam , iam 19 i live in westlondon
i study personell degree and i work part time.
i like to take part in different things that goes on in my area,such as community work helping our youngsters and taking part in events.

peace and love to all my peepz

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SweetSIS

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 12:06 pm
first of all i would like to say that i think u r doin a good thing mohammed.
i also live up in west london going to college studying health and social.
next to u stone u need to wake up and smell with what u been playin with cuz no1 wants to know what u do, when u play with yourself alone no (halimoz)playing with you.

keep it real somailian ppl
luv 2 all

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ABDUL

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 06:42 am
HEY YOU STONE I AM A SOMALI BROTHER AND INSTEAD OF LIVING WITH MY MOM, I AM MARRIED AND WORK AS A PROFESSIONAL ENGINNER SO INSTEAD OF COMPARING WHAT THE •••• YOU DO (PLAYING WITH YOUR BALLS) WITH THAT OF OTHER BROTHERS, NIGGA GET A LIVE AND ALL SOMALI PEOPLE DON'T TAKE WELFARE. SO NEXT TIME SPEAK FOR YOUR SELF.


P.S. WHY ARE YOU GUYS CALLING MO A JEW?