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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): SOMALI SINGLE FEMALES ONLY
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Duul

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 10:17 pm
Hey ladies.

Gabdhaha sharafta leh ee Nederland kunool, usheegayaa in ay iga soo wecikaraan lanbarkan
hoos ku qoran anigoo ah wiil 22 jir ah oo kunool magaalada Denhaag, sababtoo ah is barasho kaliya
ee xumaan ku jirin.

No need stupid comments aight.

(0621637020)

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smaira

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:38 am
hi iam half somalian and half english and all my life i only knew that i was english but i've found out that iam really somalian but i don't understand it so please could u re write it with english if u don't mind tank u

my name is smaira

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K.O

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:54 am
smaira
what's up Girl you sound so sweet so was wondering
if could get to know better U know what I mean.
Reply peace and love.

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queen.b

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 03:11 am
thanks for saying iam sweet
but i get what u said do u mean u want to get to know me better if yes thats ok
while i already s told u that i am half somalian and half english

i am 19 living in south-east london
i am studying business studies and law
i love music like R and B, garage, ragga and somalian music too
i like sports like football,tennis,swimming,hockey and i love playing chess

i have short brown hair,brown eyes, i am about 5:8
i don't think i look good and people i look good

and way tell me about ur self
bye
peace and love
queen.b

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queen.b.

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 03:12 am
the message i just send was for
O.K

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DUUL

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 06:29 am
This one goes to Smaira or Queen.b

I'm looking for lady to be friend with, which lives in Holland but I guess u live in uk.
but that is all right u can mail me at hareero@hotmail.com

You can call below number, I'm sure u won't call me: 31+(0621637020).

Reminder:Ladies this message is not related to sex

Duul

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behind-da-scene-BB

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 04:18 pm
call .1800-somaliz. extension.613,password."spell out ottawa".dan ask for the switch board to direct ya call to department,SS4u_(sexysomalian4u)
you will hear a message,wait for da tone .dan record ya name,(no faul language) dan say ya age and little bit about you.when you are done press the Number sign #,you will hear,"press ya phone Now" and dan wait,,,,,yar call will be transford to ya mammaz home,,

ya mamma" haaaalow..exkuus me.no speak ingris,(your greed is playing),
ya mamma:waryaa/nayaa,,ceeyal suuqat/suuq yahey/yahow.haaa manta shuukasnii aa doonatey meeya..allah wa labba'ay ..lololololol em bored....ahhahah..em bored

jaaw yall

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Yall dont gotta know

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 06:27 pm
Behind the scene men that was uncalled for aight. Plz check yo self 'fore you reck yo self. i feel sorry for every somali who has to deal with folks like you. Lucky me i wasnt raised like u. no disrespect to your parents. Peace

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K.O

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 03:39 am
Hey Queen B w'zup girl how u doin??????
well any Wayz its me K.O so if wanna get in contact mail on Kasa_Nova2002@yahoo.com

By the way I live in North West london

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queen.b.

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 12:22 am
hi people i am back
KO which part do u live in west london
any i am doing good thanks for asking
anyway
e-mail me on a_smaira@hotmail.com
and tell me about your self
love and peace
queen.b.

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queen.b.

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 12:23 am
this is to all the people
u might be confuesed about queen.b. and smaira
so let me tell u my real name is samira but some people call me queen.b.
ok
there
later
queen.b.

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amal

Monday, October 16, 2000 - 11:49 pm
THIS TO DUUL

walaalo aniga ba holland dagan ee isa sheeq waha nogankarta ina kugaranayo dus als je dat voor mij zou willen doen zou ik dat erg op prijs stellen
Je kan toch wel nederlands lezen? of moet ik somalisch schrijven ik moet zeggen dat ik dat een beetje moeilijk vindt by from amal who lives in utrecht.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 12:23 am
hey it funny how Somalia brother sell them selves cheap. reason being you are all giving your numbers to people that you don't even know what the hell they are capable off.

Queen B
I bet your really UGLY,fat and hideous for you to talk guy over the net.
(BIG MAMMA)
ps. think before you act "please"

peace and love

croydon crew

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queen.b.

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 01:17 am
listen up
DON'T EVEN GO THERE
first u don't even know me
so get to know before u start you saying things
i did not give my number to any one so why the •••• start with me

i bet u look really ugly yourself but you don't see me saying it to u first i don't even know u

so listen back off!!!!!!
u sad cunt that has no life

peace and love queen.b.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 02:45 am
TO QUEEN B
hey is funny how (big mamma)like you get to say that I'm UGLY or may I say that any one is ugly. look at your self and then you will know the defection of UGLY. Girl Friend or may I say BIG MAMMA

Your ugly your ugly

ps: get a life? I have a life better than yours
pss: You fat piece •••• your a cheap bitch.

Simon says shut the •••• up, smack the •••• out

peace and love

croydon crew

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DUUL

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 05:19 am
HOI AMAL
HOE GAAT HET MET JE MEID? (GOED HOPELIJK!)
IK BEN WAARSCHIJNLIJK NIET EEN BEKENDE VAN JE, MAAR
DAT ZEGT NIET, DAT WE ELKAAR NIET KUNNEN LEREN KENNEN.
IK WOON IN DE BUURT VAN DEN HAAG .
IK ZOU HEEL LEUK VINDEN OM JE BETER TE LEREN KENNEN.
JE KAN ME ALTIJD E-MAILEN ALS JE DAT WIL

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duul

Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 05:32 am
hareero@hotmail.com

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inan wacan

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 04:47 am
Anonymous i really do agree with you sis. These girls are either desperate or like u said UGLY.I may also add or DILOYIN.
So girls at the end of the day you probabaly gana wana marry our brothers tommorow so clean your acats up and act like good mum's.

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Intrigued

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 06:46 pm
This is for Behind da scene BB, I LUV IT! I couldn't stop laugh'n, 4real! Dayum! If your this funny when your bored then I luv to get know you! I take it your from OTTAWA!( the extention part gave it away) ANYWAYZ ..you should copy right that 'cauze it was DA ••••!

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 06:11 am
i am somali male and i am looking for real love
iam 19 year old never been in love b4 never had
sex, but it dont mean i am ugluy,to be honest with u i am good looking man,if out there looking for man hit me back as quick as u could. one love to my somali sisters,