     ibtisaam | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 05:00 pm
Women's 50 Rules for Men
1.Call.
2.Don¡¯t lie.
3.Never tape any of her body parts together.
4.If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
5.If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, ¡°no petting.¡±
6.The correct answer to, ¡°Do I look fat?¡± is never, ever yes.
7.Ditto for, ¡°Is she prettier then me.¡±
8.Victoria¡¯s secret is good. Frederick¡¯s of hollywood is bad.
9.Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
10.Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
11.¡°Honey,¡± ¡°Darling,¡± and ¡°Sweetheart,¡± are good. ¡°Nag,¡± "Lardass,¡± and, ¡°Bitch¡± are bad.
12.Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
13.A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
14.None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
15.Her cooking is excellent - so tell her.
16.But that isn¡¯t an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
17.Dish soap is your friend.
18.Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
19.Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
20.Answering, ¡°Who was that on the phone,¡± with, ¡°Nobody,¡± is never going to end that conversation.
21.Ditto for, ¡°Whose lipstick is this?¡±
22.Two words - clean socks.
23.Believe it or not - you¡¯re probably not more attractive when you¡¯re drunk.
24.Burping is not sexy.
25.You¡¯re wrong!
26.You¡¯re sorry!
27.She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
28.Ditto for your discourse on football.
29.Ditto for your abilty to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
30.¡°Will you marry me?¡± is good. ¡°Let¡¯s shack up together", is bad.
31.Don¡¯t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
32.Don¡¯t assume PMS doesn¡¯t exist.
33.No means no. Yes means yes. Silence could mean anything. She feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
34.¡°But we kiss,...¡±Is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don¡¯t clean plaque with your tongue.
35.Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
36.Chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive.
37.Pick her up at the airport - don¡¯t whine - just do it.
38.If you want to break up with her - break up with her. Don¡¯t act like a complete ass until she does it for you.
39.Don¡¯t tell her you love her if you don¡¯t.
40.Tell you love her if you do - often.
41.Always suck up to her brother.
42.Think boxers.
43.Silk boxers.
44.Remeber Valentine¡¯s Day and any, ¡°cheesy¡± anniversary sheso-names.
45.Don¡¯t try to change the way she dresses.
46.Her haircut is never bad.
47.Don¡¯t let your friends pick on her.
48.Call.
49.Don¡¯t lie.
50.Alright so the rules are never fair. If all you guys out there just followed these simple rules - then maybe we could all just get along. |
| SISTA | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 11:13 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOL GREAT RULES SIS |
| SAHAL69 | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 05:19 am
Women's 50 Rules for Men
1.Let hercall every day .
2.lie when i can.
3.do tape her body parts together.
4.If guys' night out is going to be fun, don't invite the girls.
5.If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, be wild
.The correct answer to, ?¢XDo I look fat??¡Ó is i don't know
7.The answer to is she prettier then me.?is yes
8.Victoria??s secret is bad. Frederick??s of hollywood is wiked.
9.Ordering for her is bad. Telling her what she wants is good 2.
10.Being attentive is bad. Stalking is always good.
11.?¢XHoney,?¡Ó ?¢XDarling,?¡Ó and ?¢XSweetheart,?¡Ó are bad. ?¢XNag,?¡Ó "Lardass,?
¡Ó and, ?¢XBitch? and xalimo ¡Ó are the one's.
12.Talking is good. Shouting is even better. Slapping u nedd it some times.
13.What was that is acceptable answer to any question.
14.All your ex-girlfriends were nicer, prettier, and better in bed.
15.Her cooking is excellent - don't tell her.
16.Avoid cooking.
17.Dish soap is worst enimay .
18.Hat does equal shower, aftershave does equal soap, and warm does equal clean.
19.Buying her dinner not equal foreplay and u have 2.
20.Answering, ?¢XWho was that on the phone,?¡Ó with, ?¢XNobody,?¡Ó is the best way to end that conversation.
21.Whose lipstick is this??my littel sis
22.Two words for women - clean thonges.
23.Believe it or not for women - you??re probably not more attractive when you??re playing hard 2 get.
24.french stayle is sexy.
25.Women are always wrong!
26.You??re a man so u never sorry!
27.She is probably more impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
28.football.
29.show your abilty to get any women u women u want.
30.Will you marry me??nop. Let??s •••• each other is good.
31.assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
32.keep clearwhen they have PMS.
33.No means Yes. Yes means no. Silence mean yes.
34.do what ever u like with her
35.Never let her walk anywhere alone after 7 pm.
36.diss her all the time
37.Pick her up at the airport - don??t let her get a cab.
38.If you want to break up with her - don't tell her and act cool till u find the next women and then u have the chioce 2 dump her or keep playing with her.
39.tell her you love her if you don??t.
40.Tell you love her if you do. don't even think about it
41.Always •••• up her brother.
42.and don't forget her family do the same.
43.get her on her knees always.
44.don't Remeber Valentine??s Day and any, ?¢Xcheesy?¡Ó anniversary sheso-names.
45.try to change the way she dresses if she look like bri-madona.
46.Her haircut is lol about it.
47.let your friends pick on her.
and many more
that from me 2 u ibtisam lol |
| amal | Friday, October 20, 2000 - 12:22 am
Way the go sis,
LOl,lol,lol,lol,lol,
Sahal,
Was that really neccessary? |
| Muna | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:51 pm
To Ibtisaam:
I know you posted this a long time ago..but I just had to stop by and let you know that you aren't the only woman who thinks those are the Golden Rules of life!I agree with what you said and man was it funny too!You go girl!
Until next time,peace,love and craziness!
Muna. |
