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Y'all are slipping 4real

itz all abt Jammin opposite Ximilo, da icecream shop der, walle we use 2 roll 20 man deep of dhaganz and we use 2 terrorise da locals 2ghether, but u had 2 make sho u weren't caught slippin urself, hadii kale way kuu dhamaatay

piere headz started callin me timo weyne coz ...

A serious improvement alie

aight, u got manz wid da Kilburn shiisha, datz a live place, i ain't hatin der,

but Wembley wad da Fuk u on abt, r u high on sometin, No Wild Wild West Soldier roll 2 dat dutty endz, ya get me

Piere NW headz roll 2 Bush 2 kick bak and chew, so don't act like u don't get outta da endz

Damn piere ...

Cafe buzz is an aight spot 2 chill so don't b hatin

da shiisha in buzz is da best in da whole of London, even betta den edgeware roadz shiishawi, dem otha shiisha spotz don't even clean der shiisha, So Caadi iskaDhiga and allow hatin

da White grape in buzz u can taste properly, manz been 2 masaj ...

loooooool, can u believe i went 2 both Weddingz

Eyaahe, SNM_Chik, the Wedding ur talkin abt was da week b4 da 1 Princess meanz.

Yo dat wedding was funny, it was half wedding half rave walle, koz sum nutter jacked da somali CD'z, so dey had 2 put on sum slowjamz, manz was grindin wid yatz, lucky da ...

aight, letz say dat manz didn't go der 2 chek galdem out, da music and atmosphere was shidh styl

a couple of weeks ago manz went 2 a wedding in Mariot hotel, it was 1 of da livest weddingz manz went 2 coz it was mo like a rave, some bre jacked all da somali cd's, and da Dj's had 2 put some hip hop ...

nah blaad, i don't know dese crackheadz, manz went wid a couple of headz and Kotched,

dat zaynab ciige is a drunk skit styl, even tho shes related 2 me and she tries 2 cum 2 our yard, manz turfed her out double quick tyme.

That was 1 of shidhest Mariot Hotel weddingz manz been 2, Mariot is normaly live as well,

Walahi i've neva seen so many butterz galdem in one place, manz tinkin da bride set dis up so she would b da prettiest der

Anywayz, da few decent lookin 1es der was easy 2 spot styl, so manz went in and out ...

4real tho, Y'all need 2 allow da hype on da endz, coz itz gettin beyond bac now

C-Way is aight, but Y'all r takin it 2 anotha level wid all dese hatin

Caadi IskaDhiga and just live ur own lives instead of chekin wat C-Way is doin, damn Y'all r gonna b askin C-Way 4 permission 2 breathe next

C-Way ...

Y'all ain't serious 4real

Cameos is a hectic place styl, u dunno abt dat

but WestWood is sum Waste Breh ma boiz were tinkin of movin 2 him on Valentines, dat breh was shook of us 4real

and da nasty club 19, has da most butterz fufu gash manz has eva seen wid der bloody wide noses, damn dem yatz ...

Waa Caadi, if u ain't a lander come throu

1. if ur buff, u ain't payin, but u might b needed @ da bak once in a while

2. if ur butterz and u know it, den u payin, and ur gonna b needed once in a while

3. if ur butterz but u tink ur buff, ur gonna biatch slapped, and ur payin and plus u gonna do a ...

aight, dat was good, but itz Niyahow,

Truss me ur somali needz 2 improve big tyme if u eva decide 2 go 2 Somaliland, da lil Youtz r gonna have a field day

dey called me japan, any1 who is a dagan celis is gonna b called japan ie foreigner

dey also called me Timo Wayn coz of ma afro, walle dey ...

eyaaahe BRAAAAAAAAP waa maxay, Somali Asliya aala fahmo naso tus.

Habar Jeclo baa tahay afkaagana baa iskatagisa, naa bal islayaab oh Xishood

BRAAAAP kulaha

CaadiIskaDhiga dee

Somaligai waa Somali HeerSare, Xitaa Faraxiintaa baan ka raayaa.

Woow, u moved 2 timajilicz, give urself a blue Peter Badge den u waste Cat

Dem timajilicz have already been moved 2 so many timez, we had 2 have a day off

B12 walahi don't tell me ur associated wid dem Fresh Waste Catz in Somalirapperz, Y'all ain't Serious 4real

did i hear dat Y'all Ran 4rom 10 ...