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By da way this was an email sent to me:

It was about 3 weeks ago, I was at the Shell station getting diesel. It was bout 11:30pm . I was approached by 2 men and 2 women in a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do you wear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He ...

[quote="Spragga Benz"]JUST FOR DA RECORD HIS 18 B

NOT 19

HI GONNA BE 19 SOON DOE



XAMARI-GASH[/quote]
walaal 18 or 19 they still a kid 2 me....i shud have guessed by his nick!

cud u share the joke?

AIGHT SINCE UR 19 IL GIVE U DA BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT...BUT B PREPARED UR GONNA B DA OLDEST ON STREET (EDGWARE RD)...EXCLUDING DA MANZ DAT CUM WITH FAKE AGES AND NEVA SEEM TO PASS 19!...By da way u confuse ma u kinda talk on a serious note 4 ur age @ times and kinda make sense in a weird way...but how ...

[quote="East.Co"]IF A GIRL IS ON EDGWARE ROAD....N SHE LOOKS PENG YH...(N SHE AINT ON MY MSN LIST...I MAKE SURE)....I NORMALLY SAY 'ASSALAMU ALAIKUM'...BUT THEN THEY NORMALLY DONT REPLY...SO I SAY 'SALANTAA II NA KA GAAD DEE, WAA KUU SIDEE' QUITE LOUD N MORE FIRM...DEN DEY SAY 'ALAYKUM SALAM'...DEN ...

[quote="*SLIM*...THUG"]:lol: CHIPPY PROBLY.....

MINE WAS ..............

WATS UR RELIGION ??

ME: MUSLIM

EMPLOYER: DO U MIND IF WE SEARCH YOU........?[/quote]

And did u let them...coz if u was a women u cud have filed for sexual abuse!

[quote="STOP!"][quote="knowledge is power"]hmm..wat were u ...

just curious but is it an east thing wit da cake and custard...boy u lot love it!

hmm..wat were u applying 4?...

is dat not a good thing bro...???...means they may have changed inshallah and it means may b u can 2..hmm?

I came across this in another site..its kinda funny coz some of it actually makes sense...

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow ...

walal dats true...but i guess dey r given the benefit of the doubt wen it comes to those issues because they went through slavery! Like take 4 example the term 'nigger' they use it like it was the name of there grandfathers and it was passed down! But if a white person uses it, its considered racist ...

seriously wat is da point of spending bare money on a cake with da works e.g fountain, bridge...cum on all ur gonna do is eat it and half the ppl wont even remember it! Then cums the food, u order main course and dessert enough for all the guests...most of the ppl u intended it 4 dont even get a ...

Salaam Alaikum sister,
I can already sense u have an idea of what u want to do...i guess u just want a bit of advice somaha???
Firstly for you to even be thinking bout da different options of how to deal with the situation, then u must really love this brother. Because u wudnt even give it a second ...

ok then.....................bro iz ramadan, instead of spitting lyrics dat aint got no use 4 u quran akriso!

HOWWWW CAN U SAY ALL DAT...N NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT YOUR SPECIES YOU HYPOCRITE...LOOK AT [b]DIS[/b] FOLLOWIN BOUT GIRLS!

1. boyz may be marfish maniacs...but 98% of all marfishes are owned by somali women...they are the satan of chad.
2. liquor heads apply to women as well...
3. drug abusers apply to ...