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Does it work on Skype? If so then I shall grace you all with my lovely voice.

How does this work? I want to get in.

Merry Christmas everyone. I'm feasting right now.

Elite, the art behind being a master pick up artist is not telling any of your secrets. Telling your secret/game to others - that's that shit I don't like this.

union wrote:If heaven ain't a lot like America, I don't wanna go.
If they don't have freedom fries and liberty, I don't wanna go.
Just take me to hell or Saudi Arabia, it would be about the same to me.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Union trolling on these newbies like it ain't nothing.

Coldoon wrote:Poor union.

Il Union but this is the story of this futo madow's life.

So, after talking to this girl for only 2 weeks you decided it was time for you to tell her about your low sperm count?

Naya, Areesa. I called you that bc it's the truth. I saw one of your performances. Did you forget?

Enlightened~Sista, this made me smile. Thanks, abayoo. And, likewise. I hope I've never made you upset with any of my comments.

sahal80 wrote:You know my night dreams of being a royal body gaurd of 10, 000 dollars a weak, I was about to email villa somalia, to replace me one of these starving guys.

So what? She got married before you. Big deal. Getting married is the easiest thing. Tell me you dont know a couple of guys who would marry you soon enough. Celebrate with the girl and get your game on instead. Plenty of bachelors at the party and it could be your turn next...if thats what you want ...

She looks like a rat in the face. And, her body is sloppy. What is this?



The stomach area doe.

Basra- wrote:dh.lo in training.

I remember at my gym these Somali ladies were dissing me bad, saying why is she half naked in the gym coz I was wearing shorts :mindblown: Then they heard me speaking Somali to my friend and the look on their face was priceless, then they asked me "habar yar Somali ma tahay" I was like yes. Then ...

This thread was basically a free for all Colonel roast. Colonel this backfired on you quick.