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I just spotted Homer Simpso posting a thread after a long interval of inactivity and almost leaped out of the seventh storey window of my flat with sorrow. Coulda, shoulda, woulda. I miss that fish. He's a remnant of the old guard in Somalinet. I miss them all. Where have they gone? We old timers ...

red pavements, red light districts, red bull, no wonder Amsterdam turned you gaal.

^ The guy thinks I'm a newbie when he only registered in 2011. Kid doesn't know that I am a veteran of the Somnet wars and a legend even before his father discharged himself into his mother to create him.

Brother, how can you say that you don't know me? Subxanallah. Check the paternity test. I'm your daddy.

Ilaahey kacabso iyo jooji qurunka. Inna lil laahi wa inna illahi rajicuun.

May Allah protect me from the evils of the white woman.

^ You will never qarxis me. I don't need fake dahab, I don't need a fuleey.

I said to her, Baby, can I romance you at my condo over a plate of cambuulo and ribs with ketchup running out of it and a splash of caano geel and maybe a little Jack Daniels that will stimulate you below the belt ? No, she said, I'm already taken by Dahir Aweys. La Hawla walaa quwatta illa billah.

InaSamaale wrote:Awesome stuff, FakeDahab.

Thanks bro. Sad that you missed the convention. Maybe next year when better security is in place huh.

Ileen waa gabar waalan
Kibir sanka u saaran
Karbaash iyo guur u baahan

Hussein Hassan,

You've got me in trouble with this shrew. I have been shukaansing her via PM ever since you told me she was a liberal. I need a second mistress because my wife does not love me. She claims to be a "sophisticate", but turns out that she is a supporter of Al Shabab. Subxanallah. I ...

Someone please report the OP and those who agree with him for Antisemitism, a punishable crime.
The OP is not anti-semitic. Agent of Chaos has a Jewish wife and thirteen barefoot kids.

But you are right to condemn bigotry against our Jewish brothers. When I am dictator, I will cut off the nuts ...

Mine is: KMBG. It stands for Kiss Me Baby Girl.

Sweetie, don't be a tease, disrobe for me on the webcam.

Fakedahab your right. America doesnt have time for weak extremist with AK's. Plus its not in their interest to test the west because once the 16 jets and tomahawks starts flying about,there saudi "brohers" wont be there. You supposed to fight an enemy you can test at least not one that press a ...

It's just a pose. The commanders of the Libyan rebels were tortured by the CIA too, but they still made nice with Freedom's Land. Can't afford not to because it is weapons from Nato allied Turkey and the pro-American Jordanians and Saudis keeping these tatterdemalion Wahabbis on the field. They will ...

Putin is a mujahid defending Mother Russia from being fucked like a whore by Uncle Sam. And we all know how pervy uncles can be. If I was Ukranian, I would seek closer ties with the EU because Russia is a basket case, but if I was Russian I would celebrate Putin's birthday.