Give Me Meth And Man Ass (A song About Pastor Ted Haggart)

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Give Me Meth And Man Ass (A song About Pastor Ted Haggart)

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I BEEN PREACHIFYING MORALIZING EVERY DAY
TRYING TO GET ALL LOST SOULS TO COME MY WAY
CAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU SINNERS LACK
AND I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED
A BACK RUB FROM A MUSCLE MAN AND GODSPEED

(CHORUS)

GIVE ME METH AND MAN ASS ON A SUNDAY MORNING
METH AND MAN ASS SURE AS I AM BORN AGAIN
METH AND MAN ASS I DON'T NEED NOTHING MORE
JUST METH AND MAN ASS AND WE'LL PRAISE THE LORD

(CHORUS)

THIS TRAIN DON'T TAKE NO SINNERS
NO MURDERERS, NO THEIVES, NO GAYS
YOU ASK ME WHAT KEEPS THIS TRAIN RUNNING SMOOTH
WELL, I'LL BOW MY HEAD AND SOFTLY SAY

(CHORUS)

IF A MAN LAYS WITH A MAN AS WITH A WOMAN
THE BIBLE SAYS SO SHALL HE BE KILLED
IF A MAN SNORTS A GRAM WITH A MALE PROSTITUTE
SOMEONE'S COLLECTION BASKET'S GETTING FILLED

(CHORUS)

I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
I'LL GO ON LARRY KING AND TELL HIM "LARRY, I WAS WEAK"
DELIVER ME FROM EVIL AND DELIVER ME FROM GREED
DELIVER ME A HOT STUD AND A COUPLE GRAMS OF SPEED

(CHORUS)

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LOOL AT GEORGIEEEEE STROMBOLOPOLOUS. THAT NINJA IS A GEE. THe hour is fantastic. Plus its no holds bar Laughing


Ay iisho

I wanna rip your ay manuurto up like a jamaican on fried CHICKEN

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RAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

CLENCHES CHICKEN

RELEASES CHICKEN

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OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Here you stand before me
Waiting to be kissed
You're a beauty, such a cutie
How could I resist

It's been a month of Sundays
Since we last had spoke
So much water, you get dollars
I fell out of the boat

Oh no, not you again
f-king up my life
It was bad the first time
I can't stand it twice

Oh no, not you again
I can't stand the pace
Once bitten, twice shy
Get me out of the race

The setting's so romantic
Love is in the air
All is perfect but I'm allergic
To your business stares

You look so cool and tempting
In your couture dress
You're addictive, as predicted
I'm nervous, I confess

Oh no, not you again
Mashing up my life
It was bad the first time, yeah
You had me in a vice

Oh no, not you again
I hear ya and I shout
It was bad the first time around
When you turned me inside out

Everybody's talking
Showing up their wits
The moon is yellow but I'm like jello
Staring down your tits

My life flashes forward
Then it flashes back
I still dreaming and I'm screaming
"Get me off the rack!"

Oh no, not you again
I can't stand the pain
I was burned the first time, yeah
I can't deal it again

Oh no, not you again
Messing up my life, yeah
Once bitten, twice shy
But I can't do it twice

Oh no, not you again
f-king up my life
It was bad first time around
I better take my own advice

Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo!
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Post by Grant »

As if the Catholic priest scaldal wasn't enough! Doesn't it make you wonder what it is about the clergy?
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[quote="Grant"]As if the Catholic priest scaldal wasn't enough! Doesn't it make you wonder what it is about the clergy?[/quote]

Grant
Their is something with clergy and sodomy thats for sure.. but where did that come from? .. their beliefs, morals? Confused
an Imam will never be able to commit such act, a Muslim has a fear for God, because of that fear he will never ever commit such sinfull act.
Thats what makes a Muslim a True Believer
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Post by Grant »

Moslima,

Sad to say, I think clergy abuse is pretty general. I have heard enough anecdotal stories to believe Muslims are not immune.
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Post by Mosliima »

Grant
name an Imam who has commit sodomy?
name an Imam who was acting otherwise then what he has preach?
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Mosliima
Are you serious? Islamic societies are closed societies. What, do you think when someone is a Muslim they become a perfect human being? God you really are an ignorant b!tch aren't you?
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[quote="Mosliima"]Grant
name an Imam who has commit sodomy?
name an Imam who was acting otherwise then what he has preach?[/quote]

Moslima

Hold your horses...the religion Islam is the perfect one not the muslims..and there are Gay Imams throughout the world..
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7/4/2003: Imam Arrested in Toronto for Pedophilia

Mohammad Saydur Rahman, 75, an Imam at two Toronto area mosques who also teaches children, is under arrest for sexually assaulting a nine-year old girl at a playground: Imam, 75, charged with sex assault.

The girl was playing in a schoolyard in the southeast end of the city at about 10 a.m. on June 29 when police say a man chased and grabbed her, and put his hand underneath her halter before she managed to break free and run away.

"The child is in therapy now. You can imagine a child going through this sort of thing,” Det. Derek Young said Thursday.

Young said police planned to lay additional charges Monday against the man in connection with a separate incident involving another child.

`"We felt he was trying to target a second victim,” Young said. "He followed a young girl repeatedly ... but she was able to flee. But on one occasion he was able to grab her and kiss her.”
This imam’s namesake had similar taste in women; his third wife Ayesha was six years old when he “married” her, and nine when the marriage was “consummated.”


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OK guys...Mad and Kamal..the kid doesnt know any better...or is very unexpreinced...but dont gang up on her.. Smile
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[quote="Cawar"]OK guys...Mad and Kamal..the kid doesnt know any better...or is very unexpreinced...but dont gang up on her.. Smile[/quote]

Cawar, mate. We discovered the true colours of this 'girl' (to put a name to her) a while ago. She has been here putting links to violent sites and enjoying at the death of people. She also put links to pornographic websites.

She's not a young ignorant. She's knows what she's doing.
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Post by Mosliima »

Again name a sodomy a gay Imam?

Name one who act different then what he has Preach?



Cawar,
i never say Muslims are perfect, Islam is perfect


Camel35 The man(Imam) act what he preach, he believe he can marry a little girl.. according to his interpetation, which is un ISlamic.
The man didnt act different then what he believes and wasnt a hypocrite unlike those Christian clergy, the Imam wasnt commit sodomy act either.

Again name names please an Imam who commited acts like Ted Haggart, jimmy Swaggart etc... an imam who act different then what he has preach? name a imam who commit sodomy act?
and still can call himself an Imam... and can say I have sin, forgive me blabla.... Muslim(imam) will never commit those sinfull acts what those clergy are capable of
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Post by Mosliima »

What makes Muslim a True believer is for his/her fear of God.
They cant commit such an evil sex acts which Christians are capable of
If a Muslim commit a a sinfull intercourse acts, He/she can never call themself a Muslim and Muslim community will never accept their acts unlike Christians and others do.
That is a True Believer


Nb: come with a reliable source plz and not this anti_islamic weblog http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/web ... =7348,this Zionist weblog is well known to us.
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