What To Do When Your Favorite Spot Gets Invaded By Somalis

[mwaura]

"Your spot being invaded by somalis is not nearly as bad as it being invaded by Sudanese people. These fockers, on top of having a reer baadiye attitude, smell worse than skunk carcass."
QansaGabelyle let the record state I am in agreement. I've been to Juba and Yei and those Dinkas are almost as dangerous as Abdi after a half bottle of Johhny(you do many of you drink secretly don't you?).
Those guys hang out on the Juba -Yei highway wanting a lift and their MO is like this: the ugliest biggest blackest 6'8" muthaf ucka is on point at a roadblack waving you down.
You stop(its human nature since hes also holding an Ak). As soon as you roll to a stop 20-30 of his Reer jump onto the road screaming "lift!/lift!/lift!"while hes waving around his Ak yelping the loudest.
But just like dealing with wildebeest,if you stand your ground he'll back down.Their trouble is also the fact that they don't understand how the world functions. When I was there in May they ARRESTED the Kenyan attache!!The beef was so silly it bears no mentioning.
I've just remembered a story much closer to home earlier this year near Wilson airport one of them tried to release his umm, err horniness on a xalimo who was young even by your own standards,I heard she was 6!!
Gods eyes were open and humans were nearby to stop the incipioent child rape. HE Was 14.