Note to self: Never buy a unique horse!

[Ladyyonelove]

An Imam was selling
his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and
requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man
that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to
say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah
and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat
on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk.
Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying
Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster.
All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running
towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly
fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all
these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the
edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse
stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep
breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!

[SultanOrder]

do standup hunno

[Ladyyonelove]

What would standing up do? Lool ps wlcm back booqor (:

[SultanOrder]

just passing through actually, and I meant standup comedy

[Ladyyonelove]

Ooh loool u making me feel slow iga daaf but actually I can't even do that nooh cause I found this on the net lol

[SultanOrder]

BLONDE ALERT








I still luff you tho

[Ladyyonelove]

Looool you gon try to save yourself with the I love after my blond moment? Smh! Luff you too nooh wink winkk lool

[SultanOrder]

you making me blush

[Ladyyonelove]

I didn't know niiman blush! Omy ... <--- that face is saying gosh! Lol

[SultanOrder]

<---------- i bet you didn't know men did that either

[sexy-kitten]

What would standing up do? Lool ps wlcm back booqor (:

[Ladyyonelove]

Lmfao thnks for making bore blond sheesh loool

And kitten don't laugh at me! Aha