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Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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I really feel like I can fix Somalia's problems if given the chance.
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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Murax wrote:I really feel like I can fix Somalia's problems if given the chance.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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Are you southerner, because nobody will be voting for a northener even if he farts gold
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inader i will be first to give you al bee3a :up:
sheikh dalhiis not better than you.
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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Murax wrote:I really feel like I can fix Somalia's problems if given the chance.
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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Good luck Murax, you are indeed the somali HULK who can save us from dark forces:
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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:lol: :lol: @ Hyperactive..I can't be anyworse. Thanks for the vote :up:



Emperior,

Maxaad la qoslaysa. I would make a agreement with Somaliland for a refferendum in 5 years, for them to secede.


Coeus,

Its not about where You're from, I think I would have a Gov free of corruption, neopitism, abuse and I would step down after 4 years and wouldn't run for another term :up:



I wouldn't rely on ANY foriegn troops, ONLY Somalis. First thing I would do is put most of My budget on a capable Army/Police force that will stablize all of Banadir. I will then institute a curfew and a state of Marshall Law for as little time as possible until the situation is stablized. Anybody caught denying the curfew wold be dealt with severely. Anybody seen with weapons would be shot dead on the spot by the security forces. I would then convene a conference in Mogadishu and invite delegetes from all over Somalia. Once Banadir is safe, I will begin restoring Somalia's institutions/ministries one by one.
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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Can i be your Farmaajo :D
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Murax wrote:Anybody caught denying the curfew wold be dealt with severely. Anybody seen with weapons would be shot dead on the spot by the security forces.

:down: :down: :down: . You will lose support like that.
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Coeus wrote:Are you southerner, because nobody will be voting for a northener even if he farts gold
Fuck outa here you from Somaliland anyway :lol: :lol:
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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kadarre wrote:
Murax wrote:Anybody caught denying the curfew wold be dealt with severely. Anybody seen with weapons would be shot dead on the spot by the security forces.

:down: :down: :down: . You will lose support like that.

Burcadnimo will not be tolerated under My rule. Nobody will be allowed to carry weapons publically while I'm President except Security forces/Army. The curfew would be eased more and more as the security situation improves, and any criminals, mooryaan, anti state elements etc. are cleaned out :som:
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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I will also launch heavy public awareness campaigns warning all youth about the evil of qaat. I will also ban all qaat made in either Kenya/Ethiopia. Consumers/Distributers would have to purchase their qaad from Somali farmers.
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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What would your stance on federalism be?
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

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Murax wrote:
kadarre wrote:
Murax wrote:Anybody caught denying the curfew wold be dealt with severely. Anybody seen with weapons would be shot dead on the spot by the security forces.

:down: :down: :down: . You will lose support like that.

Burcadnimo will not be tolerated under My rule. Nobody will be allowed to carry weapons publically while I'm President except Security forces/Army. The curfew would be eased more and more as the security situation improves, and any criminals, mooryaan, anti state elements etc. are cleaned out :som:

If you can guarntee me 2 years of Koonfur centric objectives you have my vote :up:

That is not too much to ask if after 2 years you entertain the idea of somaliweyn i am not concerned.
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Re: Thats It, I Wanna Become President of Somalia

Post by Scarletmoon1 »

How many tanks do you have? :lol:

Good luck
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