calaacal.com LOOOOOOL

[SultanOrder]

Maanta, I caught my cousin eating breakfast in-front of a turned off tv. Kulahaa you wouldn't understand. I think the guy is crazy. Calaacal

My friend is a sheikh.. He never tried khat nor smoke. So, one night, me & him decided to sit down and marqaan. He cooked shaax while i went out to get the khat. when i got back, i see the tarmuus & raadiyo next to him jamming hees somali. we sat & started to chew some khat.. sxbkaa went cirka after couple of laamo. He was chillin at subca samaawaad. So he had to go use the bathroom. He took the tarmuus & went in there.. He prolly thought it was biyo leeskaga dhaqo.. nikka came out sayin "xaax, i dropped some xaar kulul". Calaacal

Maanta, i called my mom who went to somalia last week to visit her dad and i asked her: hooyo iska waran? & she replied: NAA DHULKO WAA AABAAR. 'Calaacal'

[abdalla11]

Typical Somali humor

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

To be honest, I'm not feeling this humour.

[samadoon-waaxid]

He was chillin at subca samaawaad.

istaqfurullah

[ciyaal_warta]

dad baa diary gooda meesha kusoo qoray ma istiri

To be honest, I'm not feeling this humour.

abooto af somaliga ma aqrisaa adi ?? ciyaal fish n chips wont get this humor

[OliveOil]

It it actually .NET!!!

I LOVE that place, it is hilarious


What is subca samawadaad?

[HELWAA]

Interesting site..i may take my calaacal there too

[ToughGong]

[Cumar-Labasuul]

[SultanOrder]

olive he means sabca samawad, or the seventh heaven he was so high.

The last one is hella funny, but it's the hardest to get. What do all people calling from africa begin the convo with before they ask for money. "Meesha waa abaar, xoolihii ba na ga dhintay, dadka wa wada dhibataysanyahiin, lacaag si deg deg nago soo gaarsii" Now Imagine your mom just going their and she already trying to get money from you the same way

[Knight of Wisdom]

I love being SOMALI.

[ToughGong]

olive he means sabca samawad, or the seventh heaven he was so high.

The last one is hella funny, but it's the hardest to get. What do all people calling from africa begin the convo with before they ask for money. "Meesha waa abaar, xoolihii ba na ga dhintay, dadka wa wada dhibataysanyahiin, lacaag si deg deg nago soo gaarsii" Now Imagine your mom just going their and she already trying to get money from you the same way

I thought ka flaska shaaha ku istijoodey in his mirqaan, was hella funny,kuye

"xaax, i dropped some xaar kulul".