OMG!WOOOW! Snet I got good news; Im joining the Sharif gov

[MenaceToSociety]

Today I ran into a friend that I graduated college with who is part of the gov of Somalia now. Basically, few months ago I saw him standing behind the Somali President. And today I ran into him somewhere exclusive(starbucks)...Walaahi I couldnt recognize him...Homeboy upgraded in every way possible...He was wearing a brand name shades, pretty smart designer suit and shoes. I think he got them from Italia.

Anyways, I told homeboy that he gotta hook me up, I mean I wanna join the government. I told him it would b beneficial to them since I hail from the North. He was like ill hook you up with the defense minister who is your people. Actually the defense minister is my own dam tribe. So he gave me his contact info and was like I better hear from you pretty soon...Walaahi I aint lying....The dude had the audacity to ask me if I was willing to go to Mogadishu...Of course I am willing to go there....Therefore I believe I might be the first SomaliNet member to be part and parcle of the leadership of the Southern Government(The Somali gov.).....

[fighter]

They pay really well I hear. Just put your hand in the cookie jar.

If you do get a job with them, I hope your ethical though. Try not to be so corrupt and make sure you help the people

[Nanees]

And today I ran into him somewhere exclusive(starbucks)...

regular somalis= tim hortons, VIP somalis= starbucks.

[fighter]

And today I ran into him somewhere exclusive(starbucks)...

regular somalis= tim hortons, VIP somalis= starbucks.

caught me off guard too

[eliteSomali]

The only thing standing between this job and you is grandpa.

[Mondey]

i hope there are no females working at the madaxtooyada !

[Advo]

^His gonna save them from the fierce grip of the AU troops

Careful grandpa still has few loyal friends from his misguided days ready to go buckwild specially after a phone call to the motherland.

[MenaceToSociety]

They pay really well I hear. Just put your hand in the cookie jar.

If you do get a job with them, I hope your ethical though. Try not to be so corrupt and make sure you help the people

The thing is that I hate corruption...The only thing I would like to see is a difference made in the country and her people...I would die happy knowing I made a difference...My only concern is that I would sleep with any good looking chick, whether she is the president's sister or niece it dont matter to me ..Thats my achiles heel, I think I would be excuted for sleeping with one of them chicks...

[MenaceToSociety]

And today I ran into him somewhere exclusive(starbucks)...

regular somalis= tim hortons, VIP somalis= starbucks.

I was at Barnes and nobles at Easton mall(starbucks)..

[ManD333q]

lool wallahi this guy is pure comedy

[MenaceToSociety]

lool wallahi this guy is pure comedy

Its natural bruh ..just pure good natural personality....