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Colonel wrote:Concerning the qabiil of Hutuking, the 'ulama have not reached a consensus however there is absolute certainty that John Hutuking is indeed the Archbishop of the Mogadishu Kampala Church. His lattest sermon was captured on cameras:
This is hands the best use of gifs i've ever seen . I can't stop laughing hahahha
Following the mesmorizing words of the Priest, his former most loyal student - Pascal Hiloowle An-Nasari - could not manage to contain his joy:
Colonel wrote:Concerning the qabiil of Hutuking, the 'ulama have not reached a consensus however there is absolute certainty that John Hutuking is indeed the Archbishop of the Mogadishu Kampala Church. His lattest sermon was captured on cameras:
Following the mesmorizing words of the Priest, his former most loyal student - Pascal Hiloowle An-Nasari - could not manage to contain his joy:
Loooooooooooooooool
Thanks for the laugh, Father Colonel aka Bisshop of Gaarisa
HIs Holiness Imam Hutuking01 was born to Aw-Jamac Askar & Mama Habibo Yusuf in the small town of Adhicaade on June 26, 1979. His birth was a miraculous one that his parents named him Ismail for they had waited for their first son for so many years. At age 6, Haji Aw Jamac sent his son, Ismail to the famous dugsi of Qadriyah Sufi Sheik Ilkodahab of Dhusamareb. Young Ismail found it hard to living among his southern kin who often referred to him as Qaldanki & Caade. He found solace in studying the Quran and Sunnah and excelled becoming a Xafidullah at age 12. He became famous on among inhabitants of Galgaduud and was sought after to perform religious services. Life in Dhusamareb was harsh and young Ismail saw many of his fellow youth leave town for the lush green Konfuria. Soon, he too left Dhusamareb for the mysterious fabled town of Merka. He had been recruited to provide religious guidance to Yusuf Siyaad who had been an enterprising commander of the USC yet was a troubled man. He did not trust the local imams who feared and despised him. Yusuf was told of this young Imam from Dhusamareb who had worked miracles and so sent for him.
As the years passed, Imam Ismail took on the nick name Imam Hutuking due to his fervent fusion of Hawiyecentric Islam. When Boqolsoon called for the Hawiye to leave the secularist USC, it was Imam Hutuking01 who made a rebuttal khutbah warning that the fight against Godless Marxism was not only one of haq but one against Aethiesm. When Xasan Dahir Aweys called for the Hawiye to leave Caydiid and fight him under the banner of "Islam", it was ImamHutuKing01 who asked "Why Xasan Dahir Aweys was making Kutbahs from Kismayo among the very same Marxists ?" His efforts did not go unnoticed and soon became a personal spiritual adviser for Hussein Caydiid.
Years passed and Imam Hutuking01 became troubled at the state of the country. At the Carta conference, Imam Hutuking01 was courted by Cabdiqassim Salat Hassan to help lobby the Majlis to support an Ikhwan. Imam Hutuking01 soon fled under the influence of the Ikhwan and abandoned the Qaddriyah deciding to cast his lot with the Ikhwan. After Cabdiqassim Salat Hassan won the Carta election, Imam Hutuking01 was sent to Riyadh as a "Cultural and Religious Attache"at the Somali Embassy. Imam Hutuking01 studied with the Wahabi scholars and soon was kicked out of the Kingdom for asking too many questions about the tenants of Abdulwahabism. Angry at the Saudis, and Cabdiqassim, Imam Hutuking01 made a blistering kutbah at the Cabdallah iyo Cawarere mosque in Wardhiigley denouncing Cabdiqassim Salat, the Saudis and the Ikhwan. He warned the masses of Mogadishu that the rising influence of the Wahabis would spell an untold disaster on the city and called for them to wage resistance against them. Imam HutuKing01 was then warmly received by his nephew Hussein Caydiid who called Imam Hutuking01 not only a great uncle but the face of true Islam.
His prophecy came to pass when Cabdiqassim Salat and his inner circle funded and supported the Islamic Courts. Imam Hutuking01 was visited by a group of menacing UIC fighters lead by Xasan Dahir Aweys and asked if he wanted to join the war against the "Ashada La diirirka". Not being a fool, Imam Hutuking01 nodded because he knew rejecting Xasan Dahir Awey's tahliil would have meant instant death. Deep in his heart, he knew he was wrong but he could do more if he survived the Wahabis.