Al Shabaab : Assalam aleikum.
Sheikh hyper: wa alaikum salam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh
Al Shaah : I have killed my new bride on our wedding night.
Hyper: Istaqfurulaah. That is very serious. Lets bow down our heads and pray for her soul.
Al Shaah : Bows down head.
Hyper: Just out of curiousity --why did you kill your wife? Inaa lilaah
Al Shaah: She tricked me. I asked for an under age girl, ber bones were small, her weight perfect, she looked her age.
Hyper: Cough Cough---excuse me. I am confused. Then what was the problem?
Al Shaah: She tricked me with the power of a brah. I didn't know the mechanics of a brah until she removed them in our wedding night. Suddenly, they were NOT perky, standing upright, as I remember first seeing them. With the drop of the twins, and so my erection hajii droped.
Hyper: Istaqfurulaaah adeer-- too much information. but lets bow down and pray for cleansing of thoughts.
are you high again Basra?
people are so uptight! 