Funny stuff your hooyo says

[InaSamaale]

Gotta love our Somali hooyos, I noticed they all use the same phrases when they are telling you off. If I walk into a friends house sometimes I think it's my own hooyo speaking to me (like did they all graduate from the same parenting school?) What are some funny unique phrases your mum uses?

In my household you can hear any of these about a couple times a week.



"Shaygan mafiicno, maro soconeeso baan u egtahay."

"Kirligaan ashaadanaayo u imoo"

"Oo maxaad weli u heysa lacatayda ma jeebkeyga tahay?"

"Wiilkaas surka qalalan meeye?"

[KingWaslawi]

Gotta love our Somali hooyos, I noticed they all use the same phrases when they are telling you off. If I walk into a friends house sometimes I think it's my own hooyo speaking to me (like did they all graduate from the same parenting school?) What are some funny unique phrases your mum uses?

In my household you can hear any of these about a couple times a week.



"Shaygan mafiicno, maro soconeeso baan u egtahay."

"Kirligaan ashaadanaayo u imoo"

"Oo maxaad weli u heysa lacatayda ma jeebkeyga tahay?"

"Wiilkaas surka qalalan meeye?"

Ma reer Boondheere ayaad ahaydeen? kolay anigu kel-madahan ma maqal.

[InaSamaale]

What's bondheere? I'm not it coz I've never heard it.

[KingWaslawi]

What's bondheere? I'm not it coz I've never heard it.

Reer Boondheere

[InaSamaale]

Ah okay. Maybe.

[KingWaslawi]

Ah okay. Maybe.

Waan iska gartay markiiba ee ka waran.

[Lillaahiya]

Naheedhe, miyaanad qof Islaam ah ahayn?

Akhaas, ma taasaad qof hagaagsan mooday?

& my all time fav "huuuuuuuuuuuuurooooooooooo hoo dhul jiifka"

[Marques]

Kac waryaa haa ii seexan saacadaani ma hoteel baa joogtaa

Kuu adeegi maayo ma booyaasaa kuu ahay

Weelasha hadaan la dhaqin kuma dhalin

Gasho jaakadaada qandho fildaran

Soco waryaa

[ManD333q]

Naheedhe, miyaanad qof Islaam ah ahayn?

Akhaas, ma taasaad qof hagaagsan mooday?

& my all time fav "huuuuuuuuuuuuurooooooooooo hoo dhul jiifka"

what does that mean?

some of the stuff my mom says;
(when asked where certain thing is) "dee kaalay indhaheyga wax ku arag"
"waxaas inkaartii dhuusoweyne ayaa ku dhacday"
"meeday cambaro jaamac" (when talkin about one of us girl)

[Lillaahiya]

Huuro = markaanad cadayn
Dhul jiif = caday Somali

[ManD333q]

Lol ok didn't know caday in dhul jiif loo yaqaan.

[Lillaahiya]

it's a type of caday

[Skippa]

"sheekooy, ku nacay"
"maxaad la dhubuq dhubuq leedahay sidii ay malagii galay"

[Ismail87]

"Waxay wakhtigan aad socotid ma kuwa nolosha ka dhacay baad ku biirtay"

"Weger! Hada ma waxaasaad lasoo shir tagtay"

[AbkoowDhiblaawe]

Tacabkeyga tacab shiidle buu noqday

Dawaarsi kama weynaatid miyaa ciyaal suuqyahow

Markaad sidaas igula hadleysid maa cunug aad dhashay aan ahay

Noloshaad ka dhacday