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African scientist discovers cure for Ebola

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Somalis knew Vimto cures every disease out there, these African scientists should consult with their Somali counterparts, its even more effective when mixed with 7UP. :whew:
Liberia – Like many of Liberia’s self-styled bishops, Edward Adjei has long believed in the power of divine intervention. He claims in the past to have received direct revelations from God, and at his “Christ Incorporated” church, worshippers flock every Sunday for his “soul winning” sessions.

Now, though, he is embarked on what would amount to his biggest miracle of all – persuading Liberia’s government to show faith in his bizarre plan to rid the country of Ebola.

The deadly virus may have no cure known to medical science, but he says it can be seen off with the help of a three-day prayer session, an exorcism of the presidential palace – and several bottles of Vimto.

Rather than using communion wine as the blood of Christ, he uses Vimto, the British-made soft drink famous for its distinctive pink hue. “Communion wine is rather expensive, so we use Vimto instead,” he said, brandishing a large bottle from a store in his vestry.
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they should try khat; as hodan94 would testify, it's a cure for everything, except illusion. :)
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Hodan94 chews :ohhh:
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Wow

I am,

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I put on the news and see those Africans with the funny suits walking an infected person, and behind is a man in suit spraying the ground as if anyone that walk on that very same ground will be infected.

Why is it that all the countries the ebola was found are the latest ones that signed deals with the Chinese ...

conspiracy :notsure:

Damn you white man.

they gave us the AIDS, Famines, civil war, al-qaeda, boko haram, alshabab, ISIS, the nazis, morris dance, and now the ebola.
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Ha wareegto...
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:dead:


You can just imagine some Somali person la dhahayo "hoo Vimto iska cab, ilahey ha ku caafiyo" :lol:
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:-O
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