TRUE STORY

[wiilkasanadka2005]

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[foolxume2005]

[Xplosive]

LOL

[Unclebin]

Was this a somali girl you were perparing to marry. Because somali's wouldn't have a girl pull her panties off as a test.

[gurey25]

close one

lesson taken to heart already
condoms always in car

[wiilkasanadka2005]

[quote="Unclebin"]:lol: Was this a somali girl you were perparing to marry. Because somali's wouldn't have a girl pull her panties off as a test.[/quote]


OFCOURSE NOT.

[michael_ital]

good one mate

[Cawar]

"The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car."

[Intruder]

[quote="Unclebin"]:lol: Was this a somali girl you were perparing to marry. Because somali's wouldn't have a girl pull her panties off as a test.[/quote]

Worse yet, the father approved the test. Sounds like a Somali fairy tale. Funny one tho, I will give him that. Had me ROFL.

[The_Don_of_djibouti]

Wilkaa saanadkee horey!!!

Old news.
This story has been told last year by who knows!!!!

be original

OOOOH
You can't ... cos you are from last year

[Gacalisa]

come on, give the guy some credit, that was funny, never heard it before.

[Advocator]

That sh!t had me rolling in laughter......................The condom part was the funniest.........................

[1nemansquad]

awesome

i got all teary cause of laughter yo

[The Law26]

A good joke, but I heard it before and definately not your own. The hidden message is condoms can save lives.

[karkaar]

That's so not somali, sxb...A somali father or any sane father would not let his daughter stand infront of a man butt naked, maxaa kaloo sheegee....And oh yeah about the condom thing, what man would think of that had he given the chance to bone a fine chick, only a fool would go out to get a condom in his car, the hell with the condom.