We would all be delighted if you could favor us with your company this coming weekend. We hope you will stay with us the entire weekend, i long for your good conversation & companionship. My Son--Hussein will come pick you up exactly 10.00 in the morning. I have spoken to your mother & she gives me her permission.
Aunt Surreya.
Dear Aunt,
I am happy to be invited to your beautiful illustrious home again, but sadly unhappy indeed to shock you that i cannot make it. I know you have spoken to mother, but something major has come up.I am informed that it is your design to hook me up with your son.Aunt, you know very well--especially from our previous conversations that i am not attracted to Ugly people.Of course, i am not saying your lovely son, my cousin is ugly--I am not saying He is Handsome as well.Do forgive me --dearest Aunt-- i am sure-- i will visit you some other weekend, under favorable conditions.
PS: Delete this email right away Aunty.
Yours ever Truly
Niece & otherwise Best friend.
