<<< WEED vs KHAT >>>>

[1_man]

This goes out to all my fellow somali ppl.

I've been conducting some research on the risks/benefits of khat or weed. Here r my conclusions:
WEED
Pros:
1) Hey, y'all know the buzz it gives
2) Better than doin' hard drugs

Cons:
1) Kills the neurones in ur brain- in other words u become dumber!
2) makes it hard to keep the 'little soldier' awake and at attention! (some sisters have been complaining.
3) If ur momma catches u in the act- u will find urself on the first plane back to somalia.

KHAT:
Pros:
1) Contains amphetamines- speed (v. mild)- keeps u awake 4 those very boring nights of revision b4 exams, although u 4get everything the next day.
2) Makes ur jaw muscles big- very sexy to the opposite sex
3) Keeps the somalian economy going
4) Makes u feel like the bravest, cleverest man alive! U get the most amazing insights into business/ money making enterprises.

Cons:
I can't think of any apart from this very small one- it makes the brothers asses become so skinny that we do have problems keeping trousers up!
Also the dealers are tryin' to turn into pushers of other evil drugs- panadol, coca cola, etc

Therefore, in conclusion khat is still the drug of choice and long may it live!

[YaYa-Eva]

SHUT THE F.UCK UP AND TAKE YOUR RESEARCH AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.

[1_man]

yaya........................ what ever say that to someone who carez mate!

[Just_passin]

Theres me thinking you was going to tell people to STOP smoking or eating or whatever they do with khat and I was going to agree with you but since the end of your/somone elses theroy I'll agree it made me laugh "Therefore, in conclusion khat is still the drug of choice and long may it live!"

[SLIM-THUG]

[quote=]1_man
3) If ur momma catches u in the act- u will find urself on the first plane back to somalia.
[/quote]

WAT U BEEN CAUGHT
NAH IM TRIPING .B.

[Miss_Mali]

[quote="YaYa-Eva"]SHUT THE F.UCK UP AND TAKE YOUR RESEARCH AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.[/quote]


LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL@yaya allah beerka walahi iwas reading da bulshyd and then isaw ur post i was on da floor.... ma noooli

[Just_passin]

OMG....MISS MALI WADUP BABY

[Miss_Mali]

Hey JP im chilling was popping wich u?

[Just_passin]

Am kool babes, just came back from shopping... brought a lot of sh!t i don't need looooooooooool god knows why

[Buzzy B_00]

[quote="YaYa-Eva"]SHUT THE F.UCK UP AND TAKE YOUR RESEARCH AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS.[/quote]

No need 2 be rude give the guy a break, i bet he spent all month looking on google.

Na sorry walalo, but i think their both wrong, as they both fuck ppl up

[SNM_Warrior]

wat a dumb topic

[FATAL_HUSTLER]

[quote="1_man"]This goes out to all my fellow somali ppl.

I've been conducting some research on the risks/benefits of khat or weed. Here r my conclusions:
WEED
Pros:
1) Hey, y'all know the buzz it gives
2) Better than doin' hard drugs

Cons:
1) Kills the neurones in ur brain- in other words u become dumber!
2) makes it hard to keep the 'little soldier' awake and at attention! (some sisters have been complaining.
3) If ur momma catches u in the act- u will find urself on the first plane back to somalia.

KHAT:
Pros:
1) Contains amphetamines- speed (v. mild)- keeps u awake 4 those very boring nights of revision b4 exams, although u 4get everything the next day.
2) Makes ur jaw muscles big- very sexy to the opposite sex
3) Keeps the somalian economy going
4) Makes u feel like the bravest, cleverest man alive! U get the most amazing insights into business/ money making enterprises.

Cons:
I can't think of any apart from this very small one- it makes the brothers asses become so skinny that we do have problems keeping trousers up!
Also the dealers are tryin' to turn into pushers of other evil drugs- panadol, coca cola, etc

Therefore, in conclusion khat is still the drug of choice and long may it live![/quote]