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Adoon Lovers---- Movie Grammy Night

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This is the Oscar and the Grammy from the perspective of Somali girls in London UK and Toronto Canada :

Best picture:
1- Not without my adoon
2- Me my self and my adoon
3- Planet of the adoons
4- 40 days and 40 adoons
5- My best adoons wedding
6- Somali harlot an ape and a baby gorilla
7- Black adoon down
8- Beautiful adoon
9- There is a thin line between Jamaac & Jerome
10- Adoonless in Seattle


Best quote from a Somali song or a movie by a Somali single mother:

1- Have u had your adoon lately
2- My adoon is my sin
3- Once you go adoon your will never go skinnies
4- lile abdi is aight but boy oh boy where big Kevin at
5- Not going any where in a while grab a Nigg.er
6- Show me an adoon I will show you my kinterless koochie
7- I wonder if heaven got an adoon
8- Dont knock it till u adoon it
9- oh, did you know adoons are the best thing happened to me since the invention of the mighty unsii
10- Sh**, they could keep my clit I have got my adoon with me

Best reality series:
Survivor( the jaad tribe)

Best game show:

The weakest kinter

Best Somali Porno:

1-Kilinka 5and refugee camp beauties and the beasts 11
2- Madaax digaag part 2 ( chicken heads 2)
3- Tyrone Sanweeyn 7
4-the journey from kinterless to sexual freedom
5-fligh 13 uncensored spring break
6- Dusty hoes Straight out of Dixion
7- wasmo wayjirtaa
8- futo madaw lll
9- warsame igu dhibqii
10- alla,alla lugta haiyijabin
11-big ceeb qaxottis
12- tales from a refugee camp 12
13- shady buzz in a dhahab shill office
14- mpls hustlas and hoes ll



Best commercial of the year by a Somali refugee living abroad :

2 movie tickets $18.12
a splif $5
2 happy meal from MacDonald $6.23
2 colt 45 malt liquor $ 4.88
One night at your local motel 6 $40.68
Kinter on the uncircumcised of my favourite adoon Priceless
For everything money cant by there is master card

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Re: Adoon Lovers---- Movie Grammy Night

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10- Sh**, they could keep my clit I have got my adoon with me

4-the journey from kinterless to sexual freedom


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Post by X.Playa »

Ay iisho did u shave naayaa? as Ihave told u before
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Post by Ay iisho »

Fck yeah! oh ah I love qowsaaro accent it's just so hypnotic...
It turns me on Rolling Eyes to hear a man with a deep rude/mean qowsaar voice talking and calling me nayaaa ...
He wouldn't even have to touch me aaah oooooh just having him
talk to me would be all the foreplay that I need (:roll: )
woow!! Shocked woow I AM GETTING too EXCITED..
go to go!!
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.aaaaaaaaaah!! Ashley where is my remote control?! Laughing Laughing
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[quote]Best picture:
1- Not without my adoon
2- Me my self and my adoon
3- Planet of the adoons
4- 40 days and 40 adoons
5- My best adoons wedding
6- Somali harlot an ape and a baby gorilla
7- Black adoon down
8- Beautiful adoon
9- There is a thin line between Jamaac & Jerome
10- Adoonless in Seattle


Best quote from a Somali song or a movie by a Somali single mother:

1- Have u had your adoon lately
2- My adoon is my sin
3- Once you go adoon your will never go skinnies
4- lile abdi is aight but boy oh boy where big Kevin at
5- Not going any where in a while grab a Nigg.er
6- Show me an adoon I will show you my kinterless koochie
7- I wonder if heaven got an adoon
8- Dont knock it till u adoon it
9- oh, did you know adoons are the best thing happened to me since the invention of the mighty unsii
10- Sh**, they could keep my clit I have got my adoon with me

Best reality series:
Survivor( the jaad tribe)

Best game show:

The weakest kinter

Best Somali Porno:

1-Kilinka 5and refugee camp beauties and the beasts 11
2- Madaax digaag part 2 ( chicken heads 2)
3- Tyrone Sanweeyn 7
4-the journey from kinterless to sexual freedom
5-fligh 13 uncensored spring break
6- Dusty hoes Straight out of Dixion
7- wasmo wayjirtaa
8- futo madaw lll
9- warsame igu dhibqii
10- alla,alla lugta haiyijabin
11-big ceeb qaxottis
12- tales from a refugee camp 12
13- shady buzz in a dhahab shill office
14- mpls hustlas and hoes ll [/quote]

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Post by Xplosive »

OMG I'm fockin dying here Laughing Laughing Laughing

The following titles killed me man

[quote]1- Not without my adoon
2- Me my self and my adoon
4- 40 days and 40 adoons
7- Black adoon down
10- Adoonless in Seattle [/quote]

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That focker was hillarious.. bitter, but hillarious.
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Post by Nabeela »

#10 is sort of funny.
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Post by foolxume2005 »

there's nothing funny about this stupid thread
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Laughing @madax dighaag part II

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Flight 13 spring break

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6- Show me an adoon I will show you my kinterless koochie

i sing that everday Smile
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[quote="BLUE RUSH"]6- Show me an adoon I will show you my kinterless koochie

i sing that everday Smile[/quote]

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Am laughing frenziedly and IÂ’m effing sittin in a library with bunch of white people who looking at me thinking

This nigger done lost it Laughing
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i wonder if heanen got an adoon

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