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BV, I don't have that problem....if a girl turns me down, I respect the lesbian's decision.

Of course how else would she not be interested in someone as suave and sophisticated as you are. Somali James Bond you are

Mr. Jaamac Boondhe

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:Mr. Jaamac Boondhe

Warsan_Star_Muslimah wrote:
Firefly; macaanto, iga qabo wiilkaan - Shuluqoow. At the mere mention of food he is there.

lol, Adeerkey wuu dhib badanyahay, lakin I can't tell him off, are you insane? He'll get his bakoorad on me.


black-velvet iyo Mr.Yungnfresh I think you two would make a good couple.

YFresh you grab the hands and I'll grab the legs then we can throw her off the ship

It could never work....Black Velvet is a registered Majeerteenist and has even told me she doesn't hate who I am, but hates who my ancestors were

BV, I can't touch sister Firefly's hands because it's xaaraam and I shouldn't feel the shape of her hand. So, I'll grab her by the hair instead

I thought we settled that. You as an MJ should settle down with an Isaaqi sister

Lakin part time xijaabi waa la maqli jire lakin you are part time sheikh gacanta maya lakin tinta ok

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:It could never work....Black Velvet is a registered Majeerteenist and has even told me she doesn't hate who I am, but hates who my ancestors were

BV, I can't touch sister Firefly's hands because it's xaaraam and I shouldn't feel the shape of her hand. So, I'll grab her by the hair instead

Correction: You'll grab my hijaab instead.

black-velvet:- Somalis are so ungrateful sometimes, here I am doing you two a favour, and somehow I turn out to be the villain?

Firefly abaayo I am too old for the youngster

black velvet wrote:Firefly abaayo I am too old for the youngster

lol@Youngster. You actually believe he is young? Kan iyo yung kale dheer. Waa mid ciro gashay, and it's not ciro caanood. He is known as 'Sheikh (transl.old man) Fresh Ciro the 3rd'...

BV....yes, I thought it was settled too until I later learned u were strangling an MJ newborn with one hand, and typing with the other during our online negotiation As for marrying an Isaaq female, I'll pass....she'd leave our young children at home unattended to while SHE attends an Sland recognition rally

Walaal, timaha fiiling ma laha...plus there's enough dandruff on Firefly's hair to make it as if I'm wearing gloves anyway

Firefly...I was gonna say I'll grab ur hijab, but I figured there's a good chance it'll slip off accidentally during the struggle since ur hair is slippery due to the vegetable oil u use on it before combing it

black velvet wrote:Firefly abaayo I am too old for the youngster

It's true, BV used to babysit my dad

FF...u applied for the position BV got

LMAO@ YFresh warya you have lost it



Firefly maybe you're right

Firefly; Masha-allah sister, you always look out for your brothers and sisters in Islam Tis why I u.
I fully support this union.

They are just being shy, they'll get over it.

Salaam